What font is used on beef noodle soup restaurant menus?
Times牛肉麵
Explanation
牛肉麵 is a popular Taiwanese dish with beef and noodles inside a bowl of soup. Times牛肉麵 sounds like Time New Roman, the famous font. This is because “牛”sounds like “New” and “肉麵” sounds like “Roman.”
Why don't vampires like Sichuan food?
They only eat 不辣的
Explanation
Vampires eat blood. 不辣的 means not spicy, and sounds like blood. Sichuan is known for their spicy food.
一隻熊走過來 猜一句成語
有備而來
Joke explaned
有備而來 is a 成語 that means being prepared but it sounds like 有bear來, which means a bear is coming.
What did the Chinese pepper say to the Mexican pepper?
哈囉peño
Explanation
Jalapeño is the name of a popular Mexican pepper and sounds like 哈囉朋友. 哈囉 sounds like jala. peño sounds like 朋友.
Why is Spiderman's race?
White (是白的man)
Explanation
If you say Spiderman really slowly it sounds like 是白的man
What kind of personality do Taiwanese people have
Type A (Taipei)
Explanation
Taipei sounds like Type A.
Why didn’t the sushi and sashimi say hi to each other?
他們不熟
Explanation
When referring to food, 不熟 means not cooked. When referring to friendships, it means someone's not close.
Which animal is clingiest to their dad
Sheep, because they're always saying baaah (爸)
Explanation
爸 means dad and sounds like the sound that sheep make
How do you greet a pomelo?
Yo! (柚)
Explanation
Pomelo is the English name of 柚子. 柚 also sounds like "Yo!"
Which animal was in The Matrix?
牛 (Neo)
Explanation
牛 means cow and sounds like Neo, the main character in The Matrix.
橘子跟蘋果打招呼
蘋果為什麼不回應？
他不知道 mandarin
Explanation
A mandarin is a type of orange. Mandarin is also a form of Chinese.
What kind of western food sounds gross to Chinese speakers?
Muffin (馬糞）
Explanation
馬糞 means horse shit and sounds like muffin
Which superhero is always late?
Wonderwoman (晚的 woman)
Explanation
Wonder sounds like 晚的. 晚 means late.
What is the happiest insect?
Spider, because 知足常樂
Explanation
蜘蛛 sounds like 知足 in 知足常樂, a phrase that means if you are content with what you have, you'll be happy
Which superhero is the biggest failure?
Spiderman (失敗的man)
Explanation
Spider sounds like 失敗的
Where do you find Asian food porn?
Only飯s
Explanation
飯 means rice in Chinese and sounds like Fan. OnlyFans is an adult site.
What’s the cleanest rat?
衛生署
Explanation
衛生署 is the Health Department but sounds like sanitary rat.
When did Japanese people start eating omelettes?
A long たまご (a long tamago)
Explanation
卵 is the Japanese word for egg and sounds like tamago, which also sounds like "time ago"
What is Captain Hook's least favorite type of bread?
ピタパン (pita bread)
Explanation
ピタパン sounds like Peter Pan
What is a shrimp's favorite song?
The エビ-C song
Explanation
エビ -C sounds like ABC. エビ (ebi) means shrimp and sounds kinda like AB.
What kind of music do snakes listen to?
ヘビ metal
What insect tastes sour?
Spider (Suppaida)
Explanation
"It's sour" in Japanese sounds like suppaida (which sounds like spider)
What did the bus driver say to the egg?
계란
Where do cats go when they die?
Purgatorio
“What does a bee do in the gym?”
Zumba
Explanation
Zumbar means “to buzz” in Spanish and sounds like Zumba, a popular dance fitness program.
sourceWhy are cows so lazy?
They're always on vacaciones
Explanation
Vaca means cow in Spanish and is also the first two syllables of vacación, meaning “vacation
sourceWhat do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A delici-oso
Which robot is a pushover?
Sí3PO
Explanation
Sí means yes and sounds like C in C3PO, the robot from Star Wars.
What do you call a useless Spanish fish?
Pezetic
What did the French lawyer say to their lover?
Je™
Explanation
je t'aime means I love you in French. ™ is the trademark symbol used in legal documents.
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