Friday, March 13, 2026 at 8:40pm →
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies — maia arson crimew 🏴 (@crimew.gay)
Friday, March 13, 2026 at 6:48pm →
eating microplastics on purpose bc i dont want my body to decompose when i die — derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social)
Friday, March 13, 2026 at 1:15pm →
a whale: “I’m hungry”
another whale: “krill issue, bro”
Friday, March 13, 2026 at 12:22pm →
Tomgreg — Sarah Z (@sarahz.bsky.social)
Thursday, March 12, 2026 at 5:28pm →
america deindustrialized so extensively, we can’t even manufacture consent anymore — Soda (@fredsoda)
Thursday, March 12, 2026 at 1:11pm →
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics. — Sorrel (@sorrelish.bsky.social)
Wednesday, March 11, 2026 at 11:29am →
Animals named after the noises other animals make:
• Owl (wolves)
• Bear (sheep)
• Rabbit (frogs)
• Moose (cows)
• Buck (chickens)
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan)
Tuesday, March 10, 2026 at 7:02pm →
“twin”, “king”, “queen”… why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes — Leo Gao (@nabla_theta)
Tuesday, March 10, 2026 at 4:50pm →
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries. — Damien Owens (@damienowens.bsky.social)
Tuesday, March 10, 2026 at 2:33pm →
When I became the lead engineer on the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on complex technical problems & make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, as my options have vested, will be leaving the project — timothy faust 🇵🇸 (@taste_of_tbone)
Monday, March 9, 2026 at 4:11pm →
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines. — Leonore (Lee) Carpenter (@leecarpenter.bsky.social)
Sunday, March 8, 2026 at 11:13pm →
Sunday, March 8, 2026 at 6:50pm →
