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Six Elvis impersonators, their mentally unstable driver, a herd of flatulent cows, a plane crash, a village hall and Zombies what could possibly go wrong.

It is almost half a century ago since Mummy's little soldier, Frankie Abbott (David Barry), was at Fenn Street School and he is now in a home, being looked after by his carer Agnes (Emma Dark). Frankie's nightmare begins when Agnes bares her fangs and he enters the world of vampires, lured into the graveyard by Clarissa Cobra (Caroline Munro) and meets the fearful Vera Vomit (Judy Matheson) and the vampire psychiatrist Dr Spritzer (Martin Rudman).

A single woman alone in her house can't be sure if the changing pictures and shapes around her are real, or whether something is watching her.

Ageing starlet Rosemary De Souza has found that society becomes less kind to women as they get older. Once a successful film star and the darling of the tabloids, she is now in her twilight years and the world that once celebrated her, now ignores and patronises her. And that's on a good day. Most of the time, she may as well be invisible. But rather than sit back and disappear, Rosemary finds a unique and horrifying way to use the invisibility that society has pushed onto her.

During a Good Friday outing from a care home, Frankie Abbott (David Barry, "Please Sir!") cons a giant Easter egg from a little girl in the park, and is pursued by a knife-wielding giant rabbit. He also succeeds in upsetting everyone on the outing, including Topaz (Vera Day, "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"), an ageing ex-stripper, who threatens to put Frankie over her knee and spank him.

Friday the 13th actress Adrienne King has been invited to a quaint village in England to have a waxwork made of her by a famous sculptor. On her arrival at the cottage all seems well but who is the mysterious man that has commissioned the work.

Famous horror Scream Queen Jackie Butcher visits the sites across Whitechapel where the infamous Jack The Ripper murdered his victims only to find that she herself has a supernatural connection to it's dark past.

An ordinary day for Nurse Rose turns disastrous when she meets Nurse Becca but the horror does not stop there when Becca enters the home of fading B Movie actress Megs Topplethwaite and the real life horrors soon become apparent.

What if William Shakespeare never existed... until now. Our Modern Bard is caught in a love triangle of confused sexuality, cross dressing, mistaken identity, and bedroom trysts. Does Shakespeare love his lusty best friend, Wilma Hartford, who's also a drag queen, or his lovely long-time girlfriend Anne Hathaway. This battle to understand Shakespeare's true heart is a comic romp. All the while, Shakespeare peddles his screenplays in Hollywood. Renaissance and modern sensibilities clash when an all-male stage version of Macbeth and the misogynistic low-budget film "The Taming of the Shrew" open simultaneously. The combustion makes "The Bard," played by comedic genius Jason D. Johnson, the most controversial screenwriter in Hollywood.

A young girl stumbles into a graveyard and gets lost...she sees a ghostly figure and asks for help with shocking consequences.