Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

Anna Thomson: Crystal

Quotes 

• Susan : How's tricks?

  Crystal : I'm ready to quit this dump, I really am. Ray won't let me wear my glasses on stage, then Ian gets pissed because I can't do any of the tricks, I mean I'm only legally blind. I could understand if I wanted to wear my glasses on my tits, but nobody in this dive is looking at my face anyway.

• Susan : Come on, let's just get outta here.

  Crystal : I have to do the mystery of the disappearing bluebird!

• Crystal : My luck can't get much worse, anyway. Miserable scumbags! Maybe I shoulda slept with him.