Ricki Lake credited as playing...
Pepper Walker
- Wanda: Think Cry-Baby's got blue balls for the chick?
- Hatchet Face: Allison's a square, Wanda. Cry-Baby don't dig squares.
- Pepper: No, she's a scrape - part square, part drape. I think she's pretty.
- Milton Hackett: Looks like somebody lost their laundry.
- Lenora Frigid: Hello Cry-Baby. You've scorched me, man.
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Later, Lenora.
- Lenora Frigid: But Cry-baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree.
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Well, I'm solo, sugar.
- Lenora Frigid: [offering to show her breasts] Wanna see these gunboats? I give, Cry-baby. I give bare second on the first date.
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Use your mentality and cool down!
- Wanda: Yeah, Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothin'!
- Hatchet-Face: Better watch it, bozo! You might catch a cold!
- Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap!
- Pepper: Don't go flip out mamma!
- Hatchet-Face: Yeah! Sometimes shook up old ladies...
- [licks knife]
- Hatchet-Face: GET CUT!
- Allison: It's really wild, but I'm-I'm afraid that I'm not gonna fit in here. You know, with your friends, and stuff.
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You're cool, Allison. You just look square. Underneath it all, I think you're really hep.
- Hatchet-Face: Well, what have we here?
- Wanda: The first square to ever set foot in Turkey Point.
- Pepper: Hey fine mama, welcome to the Jukebox Jamboree!
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: These are the Cry-Baby girls. That's Wanda.
- Wanda: Dig it, babe. You need a new look!
- Hatchet-Face: Don't you got tits? Stick 'em out, for God's sake!
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: That's Hatchet-face. She don't mean no harm.
- Pepper: The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns: our bazooms are our weapons!
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Now, Pepper's pregnant, but she can fight like a man!
- Wanda: I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt.
- Pepper: Hey girls, what do you think? Let's give Allison here a bad girl beauty makeover. You game?
- Allison: Sure! Think I got what it takes?
- Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper: Whoa ho ho!
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You got it, Allison. You got it raw!
- Pepper: That's my little snare drum.
- Susie Q, Pepper Walker's Daughter: And, Ma, I swiped six hubcaps like a big girl!
- Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.
- Pepper, Hatchet Face, Milton Hackett, Allison, Wanda: [singing] On our own.
- Cry-Baby: [singing] High school hell cats.
- Pepper, Hatchet Face, Milton Hackett, Allison, Wanda: [singing] Almost grown.
- Cry-Baby: [singing] Come on pick a fight, we wish you would. I love being bad cause it sure feels good. Oh-oh!
- Cry-Baby: [singing] I had my first cigarette before I could walk / And I was strumming this guitar before I could talk, Cause I'm the King.
- Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.
- Cry-Baby: [singing] Yeah, I'm the King.
- Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.
- Cry-Baby: [singing] Oh, I'm the King.
- Hatchet-Face, Wanda, Pepper, Milton Hackett, Allison: [singing] King Cry Baby.
- Cry-Baby: [singing] A King Cry Baby with a tear in my eye / If you mess with the King you're gonna cry, baby, cry, baby, cry, baby, cry.