Carry on Columbus (1992)

Nigel Planer: The Wazir

Quotes 

• The Wazir : [after a messenger arrives]  He brings news of what the Lisbonians are getting up to.

  The Sultan : I don't care what they get up to, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the camels!

  The Wazir : No, no, sir, the city of Lisbon.

  The Sultan : Oh! The one in Portugal?

  The Wazir : Quite correct, O mighty one.