Water Rats (1996–2001)

Toni Scanlan: Senior Sergeant Helen Blakemore

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• Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : You know, for the rest of my working life, there'll be uniforms who think I'm nothing but a corrupt dyke, but gee, I didn't expect it from you, Frank.

• Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : I just got my bum kicked, and when I get my bum kicked, I feel the need to kick other people's bums - especially the bums that got mine kicked in the first place. The paperwork, sweetheart.

• Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : I'm driving.

  Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : Oh, surprise, surprise.

• Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : If the perfect woman came along, I'd move in with her like a shot!

• Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : [looking at a photo]  Men's locker room. What is that thing stuck up is bum?

  Det. Sr. Constable Frank Holloway : [Uneasily]  My toothbrush...

• Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : What did you think?

  Det Sgt Jack Christey : [thinking of breasts]  They were big.

  Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : I was talking about the fall.

• Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : [Michael wants Rachel to go undercover with him at a swingers party]  What, you're joking? Hawker went for it?

  Det Snr Cst Michael Reilly : Well, if it's a problem, I'm sure I could get Suzi to wear a wire, and she'll come with me, but I'd prefer it if you did.

  Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Look, let's just get one this straight alright Michael? I am not taking my clothes off for anyone, alright?

  Det Snr Cst Michael Reilly : Trust me.

  Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : Why?

  Det Snr Cst Michael Reilly : Because I need you there.

  Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : Right, you all set then? ... Okay you'll have Jack and McCall standing by on the Harpy, and the Nemesis for backup should you need it.

  Cst Tayler Johnson : We'll be there to protect your virtue Rachel.

  Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : All right, all right! Let's not get too excited everyone, okay?

  Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : [Gavin is grinning]  Think about something else, Gavin.

  Sr. Constable Gavin 'Sykesy' Sykes : Right ...

• Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : [Jack has a search warrant]  How did he get a search warrant?

  Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : He's a charmer, you know.

  Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : Well, he doesn't look it.

  Det. Sr. Constable Rachel 'Goldie' Goldstein : I know, but he is.

  Sr. Sgt. Helen Blakemore : [Jack continues to talk]  Oh, shut up!