Desperation (2006 TV Movie)
Ron Perlman: Collie Entragian
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Quotes
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Collie Entragian : [looking at Peter's license] I see you're an organ donor.
[smiles]
Collie Entragian : Are you sure that's wise?
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Peter Jackson : Where is everybody?
Collie Entragian : Disneyland.
[starts walking]
Collie Entragian : Come on, walk, Hayfoot.
[to Mary]
Collie Entragian : Strawfoot.
[stops walking]
Collie Entragian : You're Peter. And you're Mary. So where's Paul? I mean, how can you sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" without Paul?
[starts walking, then stops again]
Collie Entragian : Wait a minute... Peter Jackson? I LOVE "Lord of the Rings"!
[pause]
Collie Entragian : You are useless.
[to Mary]
Collie Entragian : You at least look healthy.
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Ralph Carver : Haven't you done enough to us?
Collie Entragian : In a word... no.
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David Carver : Don't hurt her!
Collie Entragian : Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so desire! And you cannot stop me, and I'll come back for you!
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Mary Jackson : Officer, you saw our registration, you know that isn't our car, and it's not our dope either. Do you think we'd be so stupid?
Collie Entragian : Shut up, you New York deviant.
Mary Jackson : What... What did... What did you call me?
Collie Entragian : I'm arresting you for possession of marijuana with intent to sale.
Peter Jackson : You can't be serious.
Collie Entragian : You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to not be silent, everything you say can be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. I am going to kill you. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I explained them to you?
[Peter and Mary are confused and don't know what to say]
Collie Entragian : Do you understand your rights?
Peter Jackson : [to Mary, whispering] Just... Act normally, I don't think he understands what he just said.
Collie Entragian : [shouting] Do you understand your rights? Do you or not? Answer me, you smart-aleck blue state unisex swingles! Do you or not? Do you or not?
Peter Jackson : Yes! Yes, we understand. Please, just... Watch the road.
Collie Entragian : Don't worry about me, I got eyes in the back of my head. You do well to remember that.
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Collie Entragian : [after finding the bag of marijuana in Johnny Marinville's motorcycle] Houston - we have a problem.
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[to Peter Jackson]
Collie Entragian : I don't care if you're a Jew, a Hindu, or Mr. Magoo. In Desperation, we don't care about those things much.
[shoots him]
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Collie Entragian : Don't worry about me. I've got eyes in the back of my head. You'll do well to remember that.
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Collie Entragian : This is Desperation. Everything out here is Can Tah and Can Tak. And don't you forget it.