Superstar (1999)

Helen Lewengrub : Remember, he said you have nice moves. That means he was looking at your body, which means he thinks you're doable. So basically, he asked you to sleep with him.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Oh my goodness, this relationship is moving too fast.

Helen Lewengrub : You know what it's time for... Supermodel documentary hour!

Helen Lewengrub : What if they make fun of us?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Okay. I just wanna say one thing to all of you. Don't listen to the names that people call you. If you believe in yourself, then nobody can hurt you. You are your own rainbow.

Maria Ganitisis : Wow. That's really insightful.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : That's from "The Initiation of Sarah", starring Miss Shelley Winters.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Helen, have you ever kissed a boy before?

Helen Lewengrub : Owen kissed me five times on the cheek once.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Really?

Helen Lewengrub : Hey, Owen.

Owen Flanagan : Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Helen Lewengrub : What if they make fun of us?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Okay, I just wanna say one thing to all of you. Don't listen to the names that people call you. If you believe in yourself, then nobody can hurt you. You are your own rainbow.

Maria Ganitisis : Wow. That's really insightful.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : That's from 'The Initiation Of Sarah' starring Miss Shelley Winters.

Maria Ganitisis : Yeah?

Howard Feinstein : Cool.

Helen Lewengrub : Howard thinks all the girls in school wanna sleep with him. And the boys too.

Evian Graham : Hi, Mary. I like to do all I can to help the challenged. So a word ofadvice. I wouldn't say "Superstar" anymore because some people might say that you super-suck.

Helen Lewengrub : Go suck your boyfriend's ding-a-ling.

Evian Graham : Go shave your mustache, Helen.

Autum : Or should we say Geraldo ?

Evian Graham : Gotta go jog for glaucoma. Bye.

[turns around, walks away]

Helen Lewengrub : Evian, you're a super-ass!

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Evian does have a super ass.

Helen Lewengrub : Oh, I know.

Mary Katherine Gallagher : I wish I could dance with Sky Corrigan.

Helen Lewengrub : Sky's definitely the Swayziest, but he's gonna dance with Evian.

Helen Lewengrub : Lucky you. Sky's a single slice of beefcake now. And he's on the rebound. It's, like, so obvious that you two are gonna hook up.

Helen Lewengrub : You're feeling sad. So you know what it's time for?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : What?

Helen Lewengrub : Super model documentary hour!

[Mary and Helen pose and they are in a photo shoot fantasy posing for a photographer]

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Shall I look straight here?

Helen Lewengrub : [speaking in a French accent] I was just walking down the street one day and a man come up to me and he said "would you like to be a supermodel?" And I said "oui" and the next day I'm in New York on the cover of Vogue.

Mary Katherine Gallagher , Helen Lewengrub : Ooh wooh!

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Christy Turlington and Naomi Campbell are two of my very best friends and we get together and it's like total total and utter insanity. Insanity!

[Helen mouths "insanity]

Mary Katherine Gallagher : It's like three of the most gorgeous girls raising... .. hell!

Father Ritley : [Father Ritley appears behind the girls and the fantasy ends] problem ladies?

Mary Katherine Gallagher : Sorry Father Ritley. Sorry everybody.

[Mary turns to Helen and they start laughing silently]

Mary Katherine Gallagher : [In a dream about Sky and her friends and Father Ritley in astronaut suits] Sky, promise me, after you destroy the meteor that's headed towards earth, you'll come back and kiss me?

Sky Corrigan : I promise babe.

Sky Corrigan : [singing] all my bags are packed. I'm ready to go. I'm standing here, outside your door.

Father Ritley , Thomas , Maria Ganitisis , Howard Feinstein , Owen Flanagan , Helen Lewengrub : [All singing] I hate to wake you up to say goodbye!