Billie Whitelaw credited as playing...
Joyce Cooper
- Joyce Cooper: Fascist!
- Nicholas Angel: I beg your pardon?
- Joyce Cooper: [doing a crossword puzzle] System of government categorized by extreme dictatorship. Seven across.
- Nicholas Angel: Oh, I see. It's "fascism."
- Joyce Cooper: "Fascism"! Wonderful. Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you over there.
- Nicholas Angel: Well, actually, I can probably make my own way up. Hag!
- Joyce Cooper: I beg your pardon?
- Nicholas Angel: Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.
- Joyce Cooper: [thinks about it] Oh... bless you!
- Nicholas Angel: I was hoping to check in.
- Joyce Cooper: Check in? But you've always been here...
- Nicholas Angel: Excuse me?
- Joyce Cooper: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were my husband.