Charmed (TV Series)

Something Wicca This Way Comes (1998)

Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Piper Halliwell : It doesn't matter because nothing happened... Right, Phoebe?... when you did the incantation?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Well, my head spun around, and I vomited split pea soup. How should I know?

• Phoebe Halliwell : Hear now the words of the witches, the secrets we hid in the night. The oldest of gods are invoked here. Great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient power. Bring your powers to we sisters three. We want the power. Give us the power.

• Piper Halliwell : That was Andy. I told you I heard a man's voice. What did he want?

  Prue Halliwell : He asked me out.

  Piper Halliwell : And you said?

  Prue Halliwell : Well, I started to say yes, but then I stopped. I wondered if I could date. I mean, do witches date?

  Piper Halliwell : Not only do they date, but they usually get the best guys.

  Prue Halliwell : You two won't be laughing when this happens to you. Believe me, everything'll be different now.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Well, at least our lives won't be boring!

  Prue Halliwell : But they'll never be the same.

  Phoebe Halliwell : And this is a bad thing?

  Prue Halliwell : No, but it could be a big problem.

  Piper Halliwell : Prue's right. What are we going to do?

  Phoebe Halliwell : What can't we do?

  Prue Halliwell : We are going to be careful. We're going to be wise. And we're going to stick together.

  Piper Halliwell : This should be interesting.

  [the sisters walk into the Manor and Prue magically closes the door] 

• [Piper and Phoebe play with their old spirit board] 

  Phoebe Halliwell : I forgot your question.

  Piper Halliwell : I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.

  Phoebe Halliwell : That's disgusting.

  [under her breath, as Piper heads towards the kitchen] 

  Phoebe Halliwell : Please say "yes."

• Phoebe Halliwell : I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?

  Prue Halliwell : Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.

• [in the pharmacy, Phoebe is trying to prove that Prue's power is tied to her emotions] 

  Phoebe Halliwell : Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.

  [everything along the aisle flies off the shelves] 

• Phoebe Halliwell : We're the protectors of the innocent, we're known as the Charmed Ones.

• Prue Halliwell : Phoebe, I do not have special powers. Now where is the cream?

  [cream moves down counter] 

  Phoebe Halliwell : Really? That looks pretty special to me.

  Prue Halliwell : Oh, my God! So I can move things with my mind?

  Phoebe Halliwell : With how much you hold inside you should be a lethal weapon by now.

  Prue Halliwell : I don't believe it!

  Phoebe Halliwell : This must mean that Piper can freeze time.

  [Prue downs Phoebe's drink] 

  Phoebe Halliwell : Are you ok?

  Prue Halliwell : No, I'm not O.K! You've turned me into a witch!

  Phoebe Halliwell : You were born one. We all were. And I think we better start learning to deal with that.

• Piper Halliwell : [seeing her boyfriend Jeremy on the news]  What happened?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Oh, some woman got whacked.

  Piper Halliwell : "Whacked"? Phoebe, you've been in New York way too long.

• Phoebe Halliwell : I never touched Roger.

  Prue Halliwell : Whoa!

  Phoebe Halliwell : I know you think otherwise, because that's what that Armani- wearing, Chardonnay-slugging trust-funder told you. But...

  Piper Halliwell : Hey! I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner?

  Prue Halliwell : I'm not hungry!

  Phoebe Halliwell : I ate on the bus.

  Piper Halliwell : O.K. We'll try the group hug later!

• Piper Halliwell : This? Do what this?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Receive our powers.

  Piper Halliwell : What powers? Wait. Our powers? You included me in this?

  Prue Halliwell : No, she included all of us. Bring your powers to we sisters three. It's a book of witchcraft.

• Piper Halliwell : You're up early.

  Phoebe Halliwell : I never went to sleep.

  Piper Halliwell : Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighborhood on a broomstick.

  Phoebe Halliwell : The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.

• Piper Halliwell : You know how we've been talking about what to do with that spare room? I think you're right. We do need a roommate.

  Prue Halliwell : Well, we could rent out the room at a reduced rate in exchange for help around the house.

  Piper Halliwell : Phoebe's good with a wrench.

  Prue Halliwell : Phoebe lives in New York.

  Piper Halliwell : Not anymore.

  Prue Halliwell : What?

  Piper Halliwell : She left New York. She's moving back in with us.

  Prue Halliwell : You've got to be kidding.

  Piper Halliwell : Well, I could hardly say no. It's her house, too. It was willed to all of us.

  Prue Halliwell : Yeah, months ago and we haven't seen or spoken to her since.

  Piper Halliwell : Well, you haven't spoken to her.

  Prue Halliwell : No, I haven't. Look, maybe you've forgotten why I'm so mad at her.

  Piper Halliwell : No, of course not, but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt.

  Prue Halliwell : And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway?

  Piper Halliwell : A couple of days. Maybe a week... or two.

  Prue Halliwell : Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Surprise! I found the hide-a-key.

• Piper Halliwell : What are we going to do?

  Phoebe Halliwell : What can't we do?

  Prue Halliwell : We are going to be careful, we're going to be wise, and we're going to stick together.

  Piper Halliwell : This should be interesting.

• Prue Halliwell : You two will not be laughing when this happens to you. Believe me, everything'll be different now.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Well, at least our lives won't be boring.

  Prue Halliwell : But they'll never be the same.

  Phoebe Halliwell : And this is a bad thing?