- Rex Buckland: Prue, your, um, sister's here to see you. She's waiting in your office.
- Prue Halliwell: Which sister?
- Rex Buckland: The one who upon seeing your office, said "Damn, I should go back to college."
- Prue Halliwell: Phoebe.
- Prue: We did that
- Phoebe: And they'll live happily ever after
- Piper: I wonder if we will
- Prue: Of course we will, why shouldn't we?
- Piper: That's easy for you to say. You'll never greet your husband at the door with "Honey, I think I froze the kids!"
- Prue: No I've just accidently moved them to another zip code
- Phoebe: But I will "see" them, find them, and bring them back safely. If I can ever learn to control my powers
- Piper: If any of us can
- Jade D'Mon: What's the matter? Forget about our little pact?
- Mrs. Grace Spencer: No, Jade, but I was hoping that you did. My God, you haven't aged in twenty years.
- Jade D'Mon: You could've asked for eternal youth, Grace, instead of choosing wealth, power, all this. You've had a good life, haven't you?
- Phoebe: But I shouldn't be surprised that you would think that. After all, I am the irresponsible sister, the black sheep who always screws up, the dark cloud over the Halliwell household.
- Prue Halliwell: She's a demon. She comes to earth every two hundred years. She has to find an innocent, put him under her spell, and marry him in a sanctified wedding.
- Phoebe: That doesn't sound any different than most of the single women in this city.
- Prue Halliwell: She needs Elliot to impregnate her. That way her child would look normal on the outside but internally and mentally, her child would be pure demon.
- Piper: I don't believe it! They've barely touched my food!
- Prue Halliwell: Piper.
- Piper: Those deli trays took hours!
- Prue Halliwell: My sisters and I, we have special gifts.
- Allison Michaels: Gifts? What kind of gifts?
- Prue Halliwell: Ones you can't return. Let's just say we come from an interesting family tree.
- Piper: Don't ever mention that warlock's name again. It is over. He's in demon hell. End of story. Wedding yes, warlocks no. Am I clear? Good, because there is nothing in me that wants anything to do with Jeremy ever again.
- Phoebe: Excuse me. I think I still have two more minutes. FYI, you have another sister who has had sex. Remember Jeremy? The guy who blew up in the attic? The warlock boyfriend? Think about it, Prue. Because it wasn't me in that vision having the demon child. It was Piper. So, if you won't believe me, you can believe my power.
- Kirsten: Word of advice. You keep your eyes closed and your mouth shut. In twenty-four hours Jade will be pregnant and all of this will be over.
- Phoebe: Okay, I can't hold this in any longer. Your name isn't Piper and that's the good news. You're really Hecate, Queen of the underworld. You're pregnant with the demon child, which means, I'm afraid I have to kill you.
- Allison Michaels: This isn't a fairy tale. Real life doesn't work that away.
- Prue Halliwell: But what if you can get him back? Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life just wondering? In your heart of hearts, you must still love him.
- Allison Michaels: I do. God, I really do.
- Prue Halliwell: Then let me help you.
- Allison Michaels: But you don't even know me. Why would you want to help me?
- Prue Halliwell: Have you ever seen that television show where there's the woman who's an angel and she helps strangers every week?
- Allison Michaels: I love that show.
- Prue Halliwell: Don't get too excited, I'm nothing like that. But, uh, my sisters and I, we have special gifts.
- Allison Michaels: Gifts? What kind of gifts?
- Prue Halliwell: Ones you can't return.
- Prue Halliwell: Piper, are you still in there?
- Piper: [checking a pregnancy test] Just, give me a minute.
- Prue Halliwell: Define a minute.
- Piper: Two.
- Prue Halliwell: Piper come on please, look I can not be late today.
- Piper: [to herself] I know the feeling.