Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Two Doctors: Part One (1985)

Patrick Troughton: The Doctor

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• The Second Doctor : [the TARDIS shakes as if it has collided into something]  Splendid! We've hit conterminous time again.

  Jamie : Well, we've certainly hit something!

• The Doctor : Dastari, I have no doubt you could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it would still be a very stupid thing to do!

• Jamie : Look at the size of that thing, Doctor.

  The Second Doctor : Yes, Jamie, that is a big one.

• Jamie : We don't usually get to where you say we're going.

  The Second Doctor : I got Victoria to where she wanted to go. Why she wants to learn graphology, I have no idea!

• The Second Doctor : Jamie, some of the most brilliant scientists in the universe have assembled here to work together in pure research. I don't want them to know that I've arrived.

  Jamie : Why not?

  The Second Doctor : Just think of the commotion. They'll all be scrambling around wanting my autograph.

• Shockeye : [the TARDIS materialises into a kitchen]  How dare you? How dare you transmat that object into my kitchens?

  The Second Doctor : How dare you have the impertinence to address me like that?

• The Second Doctor : Dastari, you have more letters after your name than anyone else I know - enough for two alphabets. How is it that you can be such a stupid, stubborn, irrational, and thoroughly objectionable old idiot?

  [Jamie laughs. The Doctor looks at him] 

  The Second Doctor : What are you smiling at, you hairy-legged Highlander?

  The Second Doctor : I'm just admiring your diplomatic skills.

• Shockeye : [about Jamie]  Let me buy it from you.

  The Second Doctor : My companion is not for sale!

  Shockeye : I promise you, Lord, no chef in the nine planets would do more to bring out the flavor of the beast.

• The Second Doctor : Officially I am here quite unofficially.

• The Second Doctor : Give a monkey control of its environment it will fill the world with bananas.