- Grandpa: Eddie, my boy, I want you to be a witness to my degradation here. Now someday, you'll have creatures of your own, you'll know what to expect.
- Herman Munster: [Eddie has just gotten his nose caught in a giantic mouse trap] I told him to keep his big trap shut.
- Lily Munster: [to Herman] That's right, dear, don't be afraid, you just show him who you're made of!