Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Two Doctors: Part Three (1985)

John Stratton: Shockeye

Quotes 

• Shockeye : Do you serve humans here?

  Oscar : Most of the time, sir.

  Shockeye : Oooah!

  Oscar : Yes, I think I could venture to say that most of our customers are certainly human, hah.

  Shockeye : I mean human meat, you fawning imbecile!

  Oscar : No, sir. The nouveau cuisine has not yet penetrated this establishment.

• Shockeye : [having captured Peri]  What a fine, fleshy beast, ha! Just in your prime. And ripe for the knife.

  [knocks her out] 

  Shockeye : Oh, pity it's not a jack. Still...

  [carries her off to the kitchen] 

• Shockeye : [prepared to carve up Jamie]  This will only take a few minutes, madam.

  [poking Jamie's hips and thighs] 

  Shockeye : I thought we could have the saddle and the haunches for supper.

  Chessene : Never mind that now, Shockeye. I want that Time Lord found!