- Mother Abigail Freemantle: I have sinned in pride. So have you all. But that's past now. It's time now to give over your will to the will of God. It's time, to make your STAND.
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: [upon seeing Fran for the first time] You with child, little girl!
- Frannie Goldsmith: How did you know that?
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: Who this woman that comes?
- Nadine Cross: I'm Nadine Cross.
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: Well, mayhap you is and mayhap you ain't.
- Nadine Cross: I'm from New York.
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: Mayhap you are.
- Nadine Cross: Mayhap I ain't.
- Judge Richard Farris: [Discussing the spy mission Larry has just reluctantly recruited him for] I'll leave tomorrow, in that 4-wheel drive of mine. North to Wyoming, then due west. I'll be cold. I'll be lonely. My bowels will not work properly. But also... I will be clever.
- Larry Underwood: [smiles sadly] I bet you will.
- Frannie Goldsmith: Am I dead?
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: No child, you ain't dead.
- Frannie Goldsmith: Then why am I here?
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: You're here to do God's will, child, just like everyone else. God didn't bring you together to make a committee, or a 'Free Zone'. He brought you together to send some of you further. It's Stuart who must lead now that Nick's gone.
- Frannie Goldsmith: Lead? Lead where?
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: Why west, little girl. You're not to go, only these 4: Stuart, Ralph, Larry and Glen. You abide.
- Frannie Goldsmith: No, Stuart's not going anywhere! He's going to stay with me when I have my baby. Neither one of us is going to have anymore to do with your killer God!
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: The devil's imp has called his bride to put her with child. Will he let YOUR child LIVE, little girl?
- Susan Stern: If I can't go, what about asking Dayna?
- Larry Underwood: You can't be serious.
- Stu Redman: Well you better get serious.
- Larry Underwood: I can't believe we're doing this!
- Stu Redman: Hey, if you didn't want to get your hands dirty, you should've stayed off the committee in the first place. We're probably sending people off to get killed. Yeah that's right, making decisions like that is what being in charge is all about, either grow up and do it or get out!
- Larry Underwood: ...You're awful cute when you're angry, Stu.
- Harold Lauder: [firmly] Let me make a suggestion, Nadine, take a walk.
- Nadine Cross: A *walk*?
- Harold Lauder: Yes, a walk. This stuff is very old, I don't know how strong it is, but I do know that old dynamite sweats pure nitroglycerin. So why don't you take a walk? And if you hear a big boom, that'll probably be me heading straight to that disco inferno in the sky.
- Trashcan Man: My life for him. Yes. My life for him!
- Rat Man: The dude's crazy.
- Lloyd Henreid: Like we're not.
- Nadine Cross: Is everything all right?
- Harold Lauder: [has dynamite in his hand] No. If I had dropped this, you would be washing my guts out of your pretty white hair for the next two weeks!
- Nadine Cross: I'm sorry.
- Stu Redman: [Tom is hypnotized] Tom, are you asleep?
- Tom Cullen: Yes, Tom's asleep.
- [singing]
- Tom Cullen: Rock a bye baby.
- Carl Hough: You're real! You're really real!
- Mother Abigail Freemantle: Get up, I ain't no God and I ain't gonna be no golden calf.
- Harold Lauder: [about the wine] It looks like blood.
- Nadine Cross: Must be why they serve it at communion.
- Frannie Goldsmith: Are you the same Tom that Nick met in Oklahoma?
- Tom Cullen: Yes... no. I'm God's Tom.
- Teddy Weizak: Ma'am, are you okay?
- Nadine Cross: Fine, why?
- Teddy Weizak: Well you were having a bad dream, must've been a real wowzer from the sounds you were making. Dream about the walking man?
- Susan Stern: You're the perfect American male, Stu, we get the power back on and you decide to barbecue.
- Stu Redman: Yeah, soon as they bring back pork rinds and Monday night football, I'm in redneck heaven.
- Glen Bateman: Nick's proposal is that we send at least 3 people west to Las Vegas, which we all feel is this Flagg's base of operations. The purpose is to try and find out what Flagg's plans are for us. Anyone want to kick it around a little bit?
- Larry Underwood: We haven't even been elected for one whole day yet and we've managed to reinvent the CIA. Who needs Monday Night Football?
- Ralph Brentner: Well what the hell else we gonna do? All he needs is one guy to target some scud missile with an a-bomb on it.
- Larry Underwood: And if he's got one, what then?
- Stu Redman: Somebody will have to try and stop him from using it.
- Tom Cullen: [Nick pulls a price tag off his shirt] Thanks, I'm always forgetting stuff like that... I hate being retarded.
- Nadine Cross: Did you know the supermarket is full of deer?
- Harold Lauder: No, I didn't.
- Nadine Cross: Since the produce is gone, they're mainly sticking to the cereal.