- Dina: You know, I got some bomb-ass kush if you wanna take a hit.
- Lisa Cooper: Where did you hide it?
- Dina: Where the sun don't shine.
- Lisa Cooper: You know what, that can cause a lot of infections.
- Dina: Girl, you can't get no infection in your booty hole! It's a booty hole!
- Iyanla Vanzant: Sasha Franklin. Of Sasha's Secrets.
- Sasha Franklin: Miss Vanzant, it is such an honor to even be in the same...
- Iyanla Vanzant: So, so, come, missy, and let me holler at you for a minute.
- Sasha Franklin: Okay
- Iyanla Vanzant: Do you know who I am?
- Sasha Franklin: Yeah. I just said...
- Iyanla Vanzant: 'Cause either you don't know, or some strange affliction has altered the molecular structure of your brain. If you think that you can trash my name and reputation just to make a name for yourself, missy, that is not gonna turn out well for you.
- Sasha Franklin: N-No. Look, I'm just the messenger. I thought you looked great in that thong.
- Iyanla Vanzant: Liar! Try me again, and I promise you that you and I are gonna have a Middle Passage experience, a fight for survival, and I will win. Have I made myself clear? Clear?
- Sasha Franklin: Clear.
- Iyanla Vanzant: Oh. Okay, thank you, beloved. Blessings to you, and you enjoy the rest of your evening.
- Ryan Pierce: [Distraught on discovering Simone is pregnant with Stewart's child] He wanted to be a father, she gave him what I could not
- Dina: Straight up you gonna get at least two dicks inside you this weekend
- Lisa Cooper: We're only gonna be there for three days.
- Dina: Well three dicks then.