Traceroute (2016)

Johannes Grenzfurthner: Host, Self

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• Host : Christianity is a death cult gone horribly wrong.

• Host : Everything in German sounds like a war crime. And everything in Austrian German sounds like a war crime served with whipped cream.

• Host : Hasta la victoria siempre! Never forget! And let anthropomorphized kiwis puke evil provitamins on Jean-Luc Picard!

• Host : Did you know that if you removed all nerve cells from your brain and laid them out end-to-end in a straight line, you would die?

• Host : Whenever I go to a botanical garden, I think of killing people with a spade.

• Host : Monotheism is a dictatorship. The number of the beast is 1.

• Host : Vegas is gorgeous hyperreality, but most of the stuff people like here is not my cup of tea. I don't gamble, and I don't like Penn & Teller. I'd rather be locked into a basement full of Philip Glass recordings.

• Host : Agnostics are like vegetarians who eat fish.

• Host : The great gender unifier is your asshole.