CRIMINAL MOCK TRIAL

The Mock Trial of

Regina vs. Superman

Original Script Written by Daryl Harrison, Grade 7 Student, 1995

Edited by Margaret Geddes, Teacher

Coyote Creek Elementary, Surrey B.C.

Thanks to Wendy A. Baker, LL.B. for her legal advice

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 Peace And Justice. The Canadian Way
If I were Superman,
With all his many powers.
I would roam around the city,
Flying ‘round for hours.

I’d pursue all criminals,

Solving every crime.
Then I’d help other superheroes,
When I had the time.

I’d help the police,

With their investigations.
I would help my city,
And help foreign nations

Helping out the fire fighters,

Would also be quite fun.
Freeze a lake with my breath,
Then save everyone.

Riding with the ambulance,

Rushing to people’s aid.
Risking all to help them out,
I wouldn’t be afraid.

I’d also make regular trips,

To visit kids in school.
Telling them what’s right and wrong,
Explaining all the rules.

Tell the people what to do,

In work and in play.
Teaching them that Peace and Justice,
Is the Canadian way.

Even though a superhero,

Is what I’d like to be.
I’m just a super kid,
So I guess I’ll just be me.

- Daryl Harrison

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Characters:

1. Sheriff
2. Judge
3. Court Clerk
4. Crown
5. Defence
6. Superman
7. Constable Peters
8. Mr. Costco
9. Mr. Power
10. Lois Lane
11. Jimmy Olsen
12-18. Jury

Superman’s Court Appearance

Court Clerk: All rise. This court is now in session.

Judge: You may be seated.

Court Clerk: The Honorable Madam/Mister Justice _________ presiding. The case of Regina vs.
Superman.

Judge: Are all parties present?

Crown: [Lawyers stand.] Yes, my Lord/Lady. I am ______________ and this is my associate

_________ .
We are acting on behalf of the Crown.

Defence: [Lawyers stand.] My Lord/Lady, I am _________ and this is my learned friend

__________ .
We are acting on behalf of the accused.

Judge: Thank you. [Lawyers sit.]

[To the clerk.] Madam/Mr. Registrar, please read the charges.

Clerk: [Turns to Superman.] Please rise to hear the charges.

[Defence lawyers and Superman stand.]
Superman, you are charged with breaking and entering a warehouse located at
King George Highway and 136th Street, in the City of Surrey, British Columbia,
on or about the first of November , in contravention of Section 348 of the
Criminal Code of Canada. You are also charged under Section 430 with
committing mischief resulting in damage over one thousand dollars. How do
you plead to the first charge of breaking and entering?

Superman: Not guilty.

Clerk: To the second charge of mischief?

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Superman: Not guilty.

Clerk: [Turns to the judge.] My Lady/Lord, the accused pleads not guilty to both
charges.

Judge: [To the Crown.] Please proceed with your case.

Crown: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we intend to prove that Superman
deliberately broke the wall of the warehouse and then entered, thereby
committing breaking and entering and mischief. We will prove that Superman
had the intent to commit these crimes and that he was responsible for the
actions that led to the destruction of the warehouse wall. In support of the
case, the Crown will call Constable Peters, Mr. Costco, and Mr. Power. We now
call the arresting officer, Constable Peters.

Clerk: Take the bible in your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Const.: I do.

Clerk: Please state your name and address.

Const.: [Constable Peters remains standing while giving his evidence.] I am Constable John
Peters and I live at 8131 Serve and Protect Street.

Crown: Where do you work and what is your job?

Const.: I am a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, with the Surrey
detachment, assigned to Special Crimes Unit.

Crown: Constable Peters, please explain to the court what the Special Crimes Unit is and
how long you have worked there.

Const.: Special Crimes Unit is a police squad trained to handle Super-Powered criminals.
I have worked on this squad for five years.

Crown: Constable, what happened on the afternoon of November 1st, ?

Const.: I received a call from a witness that Superman was about to break into a
warehouse.

Crown: What did you see when you arrived at the scene?

Const.: I saw that the brick wall of the warehouse was in pieces and someone was
entering the hole in the wall.

Crown: Was that someone the accused?

Defence: [Lawyer stands to make the objection.] My Lady/Lord, I object! The Crown is
leading the witness.

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Judge: Objection sustained. [Defence sits.] Please rephrase the question.

Crown: Yes my Lord/Lady. Constable, who was the person you saw entering the
building?

Const.: Him! [Pointing to Superman.]

Crown: My Lord/Lady, please let the record show that Constable Peters identified the
accused as the person in question. [To the Constable.] What happened next?

Const.: I arrested Superman on the charges of breaking and entering and mischief
resulting in damage over one thousand dollars.

Crown: No further questions, my Lord/Lady.

Judge: Defence, do you wish to cross-examine?

Defence: Yes, my Lord/Lady. [Standing.] Constable Peters, has the accused been in
trouble with the law before?

Const.: Well … no.

Defence: Did you see five men with Lois Lane?

Const.: Yes.

Defence Did those men have guns?

Const.: Yes.

Defence Are you aware of what Superman has done for this city?

Const.: Well …

Defence: Well, let me refresh your memory. He has helped citizens by upholding the law,
put the needs of others before the needs of himself, and has kept law and order
by controlling criminal activity. No further questions, my Lord/Lady.

Judge: [To the Crown.] Is there anything arising?

Crown: Yes, my Lord/Lady. Were charges against the five men laid for kidnapping?

Const.: Yes

Crown: Have they been to trial?

Const.: Yes.

Crown: Were they convicted?

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Const.: No.

Crown: Thank you. No further questions.

Judge: Thank you. You may step down. [To the Crown.] Please call your next witness.

Crown: I call Mr. Costco, the owner of the warehouse.

Clerk: Take the bible in your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Costco: I do.

Clerk: Please state your name, address and occupation.

Costco: My name is William Costco, I live at 189 King George Highway, in the city of
Surrey, Province of British Columbia, beside my warehouse. I am the owner and
manager of the Costco warehouse.

Clerk: You may be seated.

Crown: Please tell us what happened on the first of November .

Costco: My friend, Harry Robinson, ran into my house and told me that Superman was
about to break the wall of my warehouse.

Crown: What did you do?

Costco: I ran to my warehouse.

Crown: What did you see?

Costco: The bricks of the warehouse were in pieces on the ground. Superman was
entering the building through the hole in the wall.

Crown: Did Superman ask permission to enter the building?

Costco: No.

Crown: Thank you. I have no further questions.

Judge: Does the defence wish to cross-examine?

Defence: Where were the bricks lying when you arrived at the warehouse?

Costco: I already told you, they were lying in pieces on the ground.

Defence: On the outside of the building?

Costco: Yes, on the outside!

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Defence: In your opinion, isn’t it true that if Superman crashed through the wall, the
bricks would have been carried inside the building with the impact, rather than
outside?

Crown: Objection! This calls for a conclusion on the part of the witness. Mr. Costco is
not a demolition expert.

Judge: Sustained. Please strike the last question from the record.

Defence: Mr. Costco, when did you arrive at the warehouse?

Costco: I don’t know.

Defence: Well, was it before or after the police arrived?

Costco: At the same time.

Defence: I have no more questions.

Judge: You may step down. [To the Crown.] Do you wish to call any more witnesses?

Crown: Yes, for our last witness we call Mr. Power, a demolition expert.

Clerk: Take the bible in your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?

Power: I do.

Clerk: Please state your name, address and occupation.

Power: My name is Max Power, and I live at 8131, 156 Street, Surrey, B.C. I am a
demolition expert and I have been working for Sun Life Insurance Company for
ten years investigating the cause of explosions.

Clerk: Please be seated.

Crown: Mr. Power, have you ever investigated an explosion at a brick building prior to
this particular investigation?

Power: Yes, I’ve conducted investigations in over twenty brick buildings.

Crown: Please describe for the court what one of your investigations would involve.

Power: I go into a site and analyze the evidence such as the size of the hole and the
distance debris was scattered to determine the cause of the explosion.

Crown: Please describe the scene at the warehouse on November 1st of .

Power: There was a large hole in the warehouse wall approximately two meters wide
and three meters high.

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Crown: About the size of a large man?

Power: Why, yes!

Crown: In your expert opinion, could the damage to the warehouse have been caused
by Superman?

Power: With his super human strength… easily!

Crown: Thank you. No further questions.

Judge: Does the defence wish to question the witness?

Defence: Yes my Lord/Lady. As part of your investigation do you test the surrounding
area for traces of gunpowder?

Power: Of course, that’s standard procedure.

Defence: Did you find any on the bricks?

Power: Yes, lots!

Defence: In your expert opinion, could guns fired at a wall cause it to crumble?

Power: Well… yes.

Defence: Thank you no more questions.

Judge: Would the Crown like to call another witness?

Crown: No, my Lord/Lady. The Crown rests.

Judge: Will the Defense please begin.

Defence: My Lord/Lady, we intend to prove that Superman did not break the wall. His
reputation shows that he would not hurt or injure anyone deliberately. To
support our case, we will call Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, and Superman. For our
first witness, we would like to call Ms. Lane.

Clerk: Take the bible in your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?

Lois: I do.

Clerk: State your name, address and occupation.

Lois: Lois Lane, 8686, 156 Street Surrey, suburb of the city of Metropolis, in the
province of British Columbia. I am a reporter for the Daily Planet. I’ve worked
for the paper for five years.

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Clerk: You may be seated. [Clerk returns to his/her seat.]

Defence: What happened to you on the first day of November ?

Lois: Well, I was in my apartment putting together an article on welfare fraud when I
heard a knock on the door. When I answered it, two men grabbed me,
blindfolded me, and gagged me. I was taken to a car and driven somewhere.

Defence: Then what happened?

Lois: I was marched down some stairs and tied to a chair. When they took my
blindfold off, I saw five men with masks on; and they had guns. I started to
scream and one of them hit me. One man said they couldn’t let me write an
article on welfare fraud because that might cause a police investigation and then
all their plans would be ruined.

Defence: What else did the man say?

Lois: He said, you realize we can’t let you live. He said that his gun was very powerful
and that my death would be quick and painless. Then he laughed and pointed
the gun above my head and shot at the wall.

Defence: Please tell the court what happened next.

Lois: I screamed and bricks were falling around me. The gunman was laughing and
saying good-bye Ms. Lane. Then I heard sirens and Superman was there. The
men fled and Superman tried to go after them but Constable Peters blocked the
doorway and arrested him.

Defence: Thank you Ms. Lane. I have no further questions.

Judge: Does the Crown wish to cross-examine?

Crown: Yes my Lord/Lady. [To Lois.] Were the bricks falling all around you just before
Superman entered?

Lois: Yes.

Crown: So using basic laws of physics, is it safe to assume that there was an outside
force pushing the bricks into the building?

Defence: Objection my Lord/Lady. This question asks for a conclusion on the part of the
witness. This witness is a reporter not a university physics professor.

Judge: Objection sustained.

Crown: Isn’t true that you are in love with Superman?

Lois: Well… uh… um…

Crown: Remember, you are under oath.

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Lois: Um… Yes.

Crown: Would you lie for him?

Lois: Um… uh…

Defence: Objection!

Crown: I withdraw my question. Thank you. No further questions, my Lord/Lady.

Judge: [To defence.] Please call your next witness.

Defence: I call Jimmy Olsen to the stand.

Clerk: Please take the bible in your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?

Jimmy: I sure do.

Clerk: Please state your name, address and occupation.

Jimmy: My name is Jimmy Olsen and I live at 4343 Shutter Bug Drive, in the city of
Metropolis, in the province of British Columbia. I am a photographer for the
newspaper, The Daily Planet.

Clerk: You may be seated.

Defence: Jimmy, what where you doing on November 1st ?

Jimmy: I was out in Surrey with Clark Kent, a reporter with the paper, taking pictures of
an accident. Clark said he had to go make a phone call and went over to a
nearby telephone booth. Next thing I saw was Superman flying overhead. I
decided to follow him because I knew he would lead me to a story.

Defence: Then what happened?

Jimmy: I followed Superman in my car, to a warehouse. I parked the car and then ran
over.

Defence: What did you see?

Jimmy: I saw bricks lying all over the ground, so I ran inside.

Defence: What did you see on the inside?

Jimmy: Five guys with guns almost ran over me. Superman started to chase them but
then Constable Peters appeared in the doorway and arrested him. I couldn’t
believe he arrested Superman and let those five guys go.

Defence: Thank you Jimmy, no further questions.

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Judge: Does the Crown wish to cross-examine?

Crown: Yes my Lord/Lady. Jimmy did you see how Superman entered the warehouse?

Jimmy: No.

Crown: Did he use the front door with you?

Jimmy: No he didn’t use the front door.

Crown: What is your relationship with Superman?

Jimmy: I think Superman is the greatest! He’s my hero!

Crown: Would you lie to protect Superman?

Defence: Objection!

Judge: Sustained!

Crown: Has Superman ever saved your life, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Oh yes, many times!

Crown: So you are very loyal to Superman, aren’t you?

Jimmy: Of course!

Crown: Thank you, no more questions.

Judge: You may step down. Please call your next witness.

Defence: I call the accused, Superman, as the next witness.

[Superman is escorted to the stand by a sheriff. The sheriff remains at Superman’s

side during his testimony.]

Clerk: Take the bible in your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Superman: I do.

Clerk: State your name, address and occupation.

Superman: My name is Superman and I live at 8567 Hero Drive, in the city of Metropolis, in
the province of British Columbia. My occupation is fighting crime, although I’ve
never made any money from saving the world.

Clerk: You may be seated.

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Defence: What were you doing on November 1st ?

Superman: I was flying over the suburb of Surrey when I heard a muffled scream.

Defence: What did you do then?

Superman: I wasn’t positive where it had come from, but I guessed the direction and flew
over there. Using my X-ray vision, I began looking into the buildings as I flew
by.

Defence: What did you see?

Superman: Inside a warehouse I saw Lois Lane tied up and a man firing a gun.

Defence: Then what happened?

Superman: I approached the wall of the warehouse and told people to back away because I
was about to break through the wall.

Defence: Did you break the wall down?

Superman: No, as I was winding up, the wall just crumbled. So I flew through the hole and
went after the men. That’s when I ran into Constable Peters and was arrested.

Defence: I have no further questions my Lord/Lady.

Judge: Does the Crown wish to cross-examine?

Crown: Yes, my Lord/Lady. [To Superman.] Did you intend to break the wall?

Superman: Well … yes … I did intend to…

Crown: You testified that the wall began to crumble when you were winding up. How
close were you to the wall at that point?

Superman: I … um… was right in front of it, I guess.

Crown: Did you touch any of the bricks?

Superman: I’m not sure. I think I might have hit some of them with my elbows on my way
through.

Crown: Were you touching the wall when it began to crumble?

Superman: No, I saw it crumble with my eyes before I went through it.

Crown: Would you go to any lengths to rescue Ms. Lane if her life were in danger?

Superman: Yes, of course!

Crown: I have no further questions my Lord/Lady.

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Judge: You may step down.

Defence: I have no further witnesses, my Lord/Lady.

Judge: [To defence.] Would you please begin your closing remarks.

Defence: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the Crown must prove beyond a reasonable
doubt that Superman intended to, and did, break through the wall. This they
have not done. Superman has testified that he flew through an already existing
hole in the wall. The only reason he entered the building was to save Ms. Lane’s
life. No witness for the Crown actually saw Superman break the wall.

While Superman admits he did have the intention of breaking the wall, he did
not carry out the act, because as he approached the wall, it crumbled. Ms. Lane
has testified that she was held in the warehouse by five men, one of whom fired
a gun at the wall causing it to collapse.

The Crown has presented no evidence which contradicts these facts. This is
further supported by the evidence of Mr. Costco who testified that the bricks
were outside the warehouse.

Ladies and gentlemen, you do not have to be an expert to know that an

explosion inside a building will force the bricks to the outside. You heard a
demolition expert testify that gunpowder was found on the bricks and that the
guns found at the scene of the crime were powerful enough to cause bricks to
be blown apart.

Let’s not tie the hands of our city’s most popular and successful Super Hero, let’s
allow him the freedom to rescue people in trouble and chase down criminals.
I ask you to find Superman not guilty of both of these ridiculous charges.

Judge: Thank you. [To Crown.] Would you please begin your closing statement?

Crown: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if we do not tie Superman’s hands in the same
manner that all law abiding citizens’ hands are tied, then we give him a license
to randomly destroy other people’s property without any recourse for the
property owners.

There can be no doubt that Superman intended to break the wall and in fact,
the wall crumbled under his touch when he approached it. You have heard him
admit that he would stop at nothing to rescue Ms. Lane and on November 1,
that meant flying through a wall, resulting in mischief and breaking and
entering.

You heard Ms. Lane testify that the bricks fell inward and landed all around her.
This could only be caused by Superman smashing through the wall. I ask for a
guilty verdict on both counts. Superman must be held accountable by the
same laws that govern all citizens of Canada.

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Judge: [To the jury.] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard the evidence,
and must now decide whether or not Superman is guilty of these crimes.
The Crown argues that Superman had the intention of breaking of the wall and
carried out the act resulting in mischief. Also, that Superman forced his way
into the building, thereby committing break and enter.

The defence argues that the wall was already broken and that Superman
entered the building only to apprehend the criminals that held Ms. Lane.
If you have any doubt that Superman intended to break through the wall OR
that Superman actually did break through the wall, you must find Superman not
guilty.

If, on the other hand, you have no doubt that Superman committed these
crimes then you must find him guilty.

There will be a brief recess while the jury deliberates.

[The jury files out. The Judge leaves the bench.]

Sheriff: All rise.

[Jury leaves the courtroom to discuss among themselves what they think the verdict
should be. They will then take a vote: “On the charge of break and enter, how
many find Superman guilty? How many find him not guilty”

“On the charge of mischief, how many find Superman guilty? How many not
guilty?”

They will then choose a foreperson to will say what the results are when asked by
the clerk back in the courtroom. When they are ready, they will be escorted back to
their seats by the sheriff.]

Sheriff: All rise. This trial is again in session.

[The jury files in and everyone goes to their original seats. The judge returns to the
bench. Judge nods to the people in the court and then sits. People in the court sit
after the judge sits. The jury foreperson remains standing.]

Clerk: Mr./Madam Foreperson, have you reached a verdict?

Foreman: Yes my Lord/Lady, we have.

Clerk: Will the accused, Superman, please rise?

[The sheriff, Superman, and his lawyers stand.]

Clerk: On the first count of break and enter how do you find the accused?

Foreperson: We find the accused: (guilty/not guilty).

Clerk: On the second count of mischief how do you find the accused?

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Foreperson: We find the accused: (guilty/not guilty).

If the accused is found guilty on any or both counts, the judge will then ask the
lawyers to speak to the sentence. That means that the lawyers will have to tell the
judge what they think is fair punishment for Superman. For example, the Crown will
ask for a jail sentence, and the defence will ask for a small fine or probation. The
judge will then sentence the accused.

If Superman is found not guilty, the judge will thank everyone and the sheriff will
adjourn court. The judge leaves the courtroom.

Judge: Members of the jury thank you for your thoughtful deliberation.
[Judge stands and leaves the bench.]

Sheriff: This court is now adjourned. All rise.

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