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That Awkward Moment

Daniel and Chelsea discuss Daniel failing to help his friend Mikey get laid. Chelsea jokingly offers Daniel a blowjob, but says killing herself and being detained in Guantanamo Bay would come first on her list of things to do. Daniel explains why he stopped seeing a girl he was interested in, not wanting anything too serious. Chelsea knows Daniel's usual approach to dating. They toast to Daniel's skill at receiving blowjobs and kiss.

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That Awkward Moment

Daniel and Chelsea discuss Daniel failing to help his friend Mikey get laid. Chelsea jokingly offers Daniel a blowjob, but says killing herself and being detained in Guantanamo Bay would come first on her list of things to do. Daniel explains why he stopped seeing a girl he was interested in, not wanting anything too serious. Chelsea knows Daniel's usual approach to dating. They toast to Daniel's skill at receiving blowjobs and kiss.

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That Awkward Moment

Chelsea
Wait, so you guys still haven't gotten Mikey laid?

Daniel
No.

Chelsea
What's wrong with you? You're like the worst wingman ever.

Daniel
Are you kidding me, Chelsea? I'm an incredible wingman.

Chelsea
I know, but, like, nothing?

Daniel
It's just harder than you think with him.

Chelsea
Like, what about a blowjob?

Daniel
I'm good right now, but thank you.

Chelsea
Uh-huh.

Daniel
Maybe in, like, 10 minutes? Maybe after this beer?

Chelsea
Sorry, I'm just making a mental list of all the things I'd like to do before giving you a
blowjob.

Daniel
Wow. Really?
Chelsea
Oh! Kill myself is number one.

Daniel
Are you serious? Jesus. What's number two?

Chelsea
Uh... Just, like, awaiting trial in Guantanamo.

Daniel
So what happened with you and the piano man? Rodrigo?

Chelsea
Diego?

Daniel
Diego.

Chelsea
I don't know. I don't want to date a guy that's prettier than me. You know?

Daniel
Yeah. Me neither.

Chelsea
Plus, he works out. I don't want a man that works out.

Daniel
Yeah. I worked out once. Got on the 15 dumbbells. I was like, "Those are way too light,
let me go to the 30s."

Chelsea
Nice.

Daniel
And if you feel it…

Chelsea
Don't. I don't wanna touch it.
Daniel
And then I hit the hammies. Some quads. And if you feel that -

Chelsea
You definitely got the lingo down. (Beat) What are you doing here anyway?

Daniel
What do you mean?

Chelsea
I don't know. Weren't you supposed to hang outwith that girl from Trinity?

Daniel
Oh, yeah. I had to tell her I wasn't looking for anything too serious.

Chelsea
Oh. 'Cause if it ever stopped being fun for you guys, you'd want to just call it off?

Daniel
That's... Yeah.

Chelsea
I know.

Daniel
You got it down.

Chelsea
Brother, I know the spiel.

Daniel
Brother.

Chelsea
Yeah. (Beat) I don't know. I just thought you liked her.
Daniel
I did like her. She was cool, really smart, funny, well-read. Great family.

Chelsea
Love it.

Daniel
And gave the best blowjob in recorded history.

Chelsea
I feel like every blowjob you get, you think is the best in recorded history...

Daniel
Well, if you look at the common variable across all encounters, you'll find that it's me. So
maybe I'm the best in recorded history at receiving blowjobs. Bam.

Chelsea
Bam.

Daniel
Think about that.

Chelsea
Don't want to.

Daniel
Cheers to me getting awesome blowjobs and just being good at it.

Chelsea
You're such an idiot.

(They laugh. They look at eachother and lean in. They kiss.)

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