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Sorry.

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Excuse me.

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Sorry.

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Hi. Where's your bathroom?

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It's for customers only.

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Oh, okay. I'll buy something.

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You gotta pay up there.

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Can I just go now? I really have to pee.

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I've got a large cappuccino for Skylar.

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Thanks.

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I also kind of, well, no...

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I know that establishments that serve food or drink must

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be open to the public regardless of their purchasing class.

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Sorry, it's our policy.
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Store policy can't really supersede state law.

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Please, it's an emergency.

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Caramel latte for Miranda.

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Honey, I'm about to order. Do you want your usual?

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Uh.

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My wife would like a double espresso

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although you've had trouble sleeping lately, right babe?

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Maybe we should back it off to a single.

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You kept the light on until like midnight last night.

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I did, didn't I?

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Yeah, so maybe I'll just have a peppermint tea with two sugars.

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Thanks, husband.

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Oh, and the bread. It's grilled cheese night.

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And she is part of the purchasing class, so can we get the bathroom key?

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Thank you.

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Thank you. That was really nice.

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Happy to.

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You knew a lot about bathroom law.

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It was a short chapter.

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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I'll have your tea waiting for you.

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Can't leave my wife.

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Oh.

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Okay. That's great. I will see you on the other side.

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Hallie, I just met this guy and I don't know, it was something.

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Well, I know it's been a while, but I'm pretty sure he bought me

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a tea and he might have just stolen my coat.

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But what do I do?

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Oh no, this is the time that I'm supposed to be meeting people and doing things.

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Hallie, I gotta call you back.

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God damn it.

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Are you okay?

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Big time. I am big time okay.

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I just had to pee for like the last six hours and I just started this new
internship.

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And I didn't want to ask anyone where the bathroom was because

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I didn't want them to think I was weak and not a problem solver.

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Okay.

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And by the way, it is not me to ask where the bathroom is. Every human does it.
It's very, very normal.

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Yeah.

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Peppermint tea, two sugars.

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Thank you. And thanks for not stealing my coat.

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Oh.

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Hi.

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Thank you.

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Oh, hey.

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You...

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So are you going to ask me out now?

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Yeah. Yeah, I am.

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I'm Ben.

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I'm Bea.

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So if we were getting attacked by giant spiders, you would not be able to protect
us?

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No, no. You'd be dead.

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You would let me die?

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I'm not going to let you die. I'm just going to survive.

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You're right. You're right. You're right.

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I was a gymnast.

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Gymnast?
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Yes. For like five years. I got like sixth place on beam.

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Sixth place?

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Yes. Got a ribbon.

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I'm impressed.

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Everybody gets a ribbon.

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All right, wait to cool down. You just saw me take it off the burning stove.

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Oh, my God.

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If you're going to be a lawyer, you got to understand negligence

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and breach and McDonald's versus that lady's habeas corpus.

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You used none of those terms properly.

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How do you know? You're not a lawyer yet.

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It's not too late to choose a more noble profession.

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Oh, like you?

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You're right. Stick with it. I'm going to need a lawyer at some point.

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I don't even know if I want to be a lawyer.
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I cannot believe I just said that out loud.

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I'm sorry. My life is a disaster right now.

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Might be turning the corner. You just met me.

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Or I might end up in a suitcase.

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I mean, look at this place.

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It looks like every serial killer reenactment documentary.

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Why do you have a giant wrench?

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Okay, it wouldn't be a suitcase. It'd be a carry-on because you're zero feet tall.

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And my mom gave me that. She said no matter how broken something is, there's always
a way to fix it.

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I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm talking to you about my mom right now.

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Alright. Then tell me about that.

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That is a long story. Everybody survived.

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Great.

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Holly, I don't know this guy. He's fucking great.

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Yo, let's go, Benny. Come on, cupcake. We're gonna be late.

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'Sup, Pete.

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No way. You cooked?

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That girl you blew me off for stayed over?

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He asked me out and then I kind of asked him out and then we

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just walked around the city and we fell asleep talking.

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I don't-- I left before you could wake up.

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I don't know why. Why did I?

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What the fuck am I doing?

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Okay, I love you. Bye. I'm so sorry I woke you up. I didn't--

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This whole thing is so new to me.

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Bye.

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You got cheese and bread.

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You didn't miss one ingredient.

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What you doing with that?
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Why you got the giant wrench?

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You told her about your mom, bro?

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You don't tell nobody about your mom.

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Fuck, dog.

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You in love, man.

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About fucking time, man.

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My boy's in love.

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Fuck that.

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I couldn't get her out of here fast enough.

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This girl's a disaster.

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She's a nothing.

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Want to get a mansion, a jacuzzi, a theater

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to watch my movies, a couple whips and lots of fancy things.

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The kids, they call the goonies.

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I see the future crystal ball, mirror, mirror,
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Subtitle by Sailor420
Hope you enjoy the show

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hanging on the wall.

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Got your girlfriend screaming all the cops.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Claudia.

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Holly.

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There we go.

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Hey, what's up, Glee?

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Ben, this is Holly, my new girlfriend.

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Are we saying that now?

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Yeah, is that cool?

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Yeah, I mean, I don't really like labels,

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but I like you a whole bunch.

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I like your friend a whole bunch.

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And if she wants to put a label on me,

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then she can sew it on wherever she wants.

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That was weird.

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That was weird.

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I'm not into S&M or anything like that,

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unless you are, which would be totally cool, you know?

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You do you.

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Well, she really likes you, too.

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And that is very rare for her.

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Oh, look who's talking.

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How's the crowd in here tonight?

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Over there, big boy.

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Oh, B.

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Ladies like dumplings?
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We just had the greatest dumplings.

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Pete, meet my sister.

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This is Pete, Claudia's brother.

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Nice to meet you.

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And Ben.

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Ben.

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This is Ben.

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We all grew up together.

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Hey.

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Yeah.

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You two know each other?

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Yeah, we met.

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Barely.

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Wow, that's so random.

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I'm going to go grab a drink.
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Door's that way if you're looking to sneak out.

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I know that's your thing.

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Well, I am a disaster.

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Let's go away from this.

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Yeah.

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So you a lawyer yet?

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Why?

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Do you need a defense attorney?

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I'm just curious how you passed the class on ethics

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and not bailing on people.

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I think that's the jerk who B got with when she was

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on her break from Jonathan.

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No way.

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So B's the coffee girl who ghosted him?

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I thought she looked familiar, but I don't see faces.

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I just see souls.

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At least he made her realize that Jonathan was the one.

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I'm engaged now.

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Good for you.

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Where are you registered?

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I'll buy you a broomstick.

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I'll send you an invite.

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You still live at 28 Fuckboy Lane?

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You do remember.

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See, it did mean something to you.

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You'll always be my rock bottom.

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The night I spent with a bitch.

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Did she just call him a bitch?

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You think they're going to physically fight?

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Or fuck?

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That's a fine line.

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Let's just get through tonight for them, OK?

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Elle, she's your sister.

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I'm sure the relationship won't last long.

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She's your friend.

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I question why they're even together.

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Then I'm going to get a drink and toast to never

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seeing you again.

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Cheers to that, bro.

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ANYONE BUT YOU

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So before I pronounce this newlywed couple,

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if anyone has an issue with these two wonderful people

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joining together in holy matrimony,

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speak now or forever hold your peace.
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I have an objection.

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Leo, don't do this.

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I have to, Annie.

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It's just not right.

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There's no way I can bless this union

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without their friends and family joining us

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to celebrate in Australia.

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We're getting married in Sydney.

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Welcome on board.

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2K to the front.

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Thank you, Sheryl.

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51E, how long's the flight?

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16 hours.

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51F, thanks.

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73F, all the way to the back.
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Hey.

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Head of the wedding?

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Of my sister, yes, I am.

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How crazy is it that we're on the same plane?

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Don't think there's thousands of flights

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flying to Sydney every day.

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Oh, there's quite a few, actually.

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Qantas, American, Qantas through Dubai, some co-chairs.

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Serendipity, I guess.

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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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So where's your fiance?

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Wait, is this him?

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Hey, I'm Ben.

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I was her hall pass on your break.

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What?

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Oh my god, I forgot.

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Claude told me you dumped him.

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Did you sneak out on your wedding day?

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Wow, you are a child.

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It's a pretty long flight.

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Do you want anything from the front of the boat?

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Hot cookie, eye mask, pajamas, last 10 years of your life?

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No, thank you.

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I'm all good on creatine and smell like insecurity.

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Nothing small about me.

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What the fuck?

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Have a good flight.

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See you there.

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Why do so many of us feel stuck?

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How is it even a very successful?

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Often feel like there is something

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missing from their lives.

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Why do so many people spend years

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mystically thinking about choices they might have made?

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One answer to that problem, many of us

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are leading lives that are misaligned

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with our own deepest values and preferences.

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Thank you so much for joining me today on Hidden Brain.

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What psychology can teach us about living

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our most authentic lives?

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What the fuck?

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Hey, Vinny!

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Vindale!

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OK, Vin, looking good.
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Thanks for picking me up, dude.

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Not just you, my guy.

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Spelling Bee!

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Hey!

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Our sisters are getting married.

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How dope is that?

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I know, I'm so excited.

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Oh, great.

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All right, let's hit it.

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Bye.

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Y'all ready for Australia?

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Can't wait for y'all to see where we stay.

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And the plan is so dope.

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We're all staying at the same place?

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Yep, my stepdad's house.
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Super important for them to keep the wedding party together.

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Sounds like a piece of information that could have been shared a little earlier.

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Well, that's because they think you guys hate each other,

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so they didn't want to poke the beard.

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Not bad, right?

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You don't even play tennis.

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I know, but I feel sweet.

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Hey, meet Kalonabee, y'all.

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Meet Kalonabee.

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Hey, meet Kalonabee.

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All over.

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All over.

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Spin, spin, spin.

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Woo-hoo!

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He was the only member of the family who was trans.

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Yeah, he was there.

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Whoa.

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You're right.

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This place is insane.

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I know.

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All right, let's get some sand under your feet.

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Have you guys made up?

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All good.

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We're fine if he just stays away from me.

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Don't need an invitation for that.

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I think you do if you're like this.

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You can't leave me alone.

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Same reason I slowed down at the car crash.

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Okay, so you guys buried the hatchet,

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water under the bridge, two adults adulting

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like fucking adults.

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Oh, we did have a little bit

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of a last minute snafu though.

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You guys are gonna have to share a room.

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There's only one bed,

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but we hung a shower curtain in the middle.

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She's kidding.

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You're funny.

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I can't wait any longer.

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Wait for me!

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Hallie's such a goof.

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She's good for you.

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She could use some spontaneity.

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Hey, this weekend is gonna be perfect.
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I hope so.

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I have a million contingencies

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[Link],120 --> [Link],160
and scenarios for everything.

342
[Link],160 --> [Link],800
And honestly, I just want this wedding to be beautiful

343
[Link],800 --> [Link],360
because I love the shit out of her

344
[Link],360 --> [Link],800
and I just wanna marry the bitch, you know what I'm saying?

345
[Link],800 --> [Link],340
You're such a romantic.

346
[Link],890 --> [Link],400
Hey, don't be mad at me, but Margaret's here.

347
[Link],890 --> [Link],010
Why would I be mad?

348
[Link],440 --> [Link],200
She lives here, I was 100% expecting to see her.

349
[Link],200 --> [Link],360
Yeah.

350
[Link],360 --> [Link],680
Margaret, Margaret, look who's here.

351
[Link],680 --> [Link],840
There she is.

352
[Link],660 --> [Link],380
100%.

353
[Link],920 --> [Link],220
Go rip off the band-aid.
354
[Link],960 --> [Link],440
Babe!

355
[Link],440 --> [Link],480
How's it going, stranger?

356
[Link],820 --> [Link],480
I was hoping you'd come.

357
[Link],480 --> [Link],320
I wanted to message you,

358
[Link],320 --> [Link],520
but I didn't know how you'd feel about hearing from me.

359
[Link],520 --> [Link],420
Are you kidding?

360
[Link],090 --> [Link],280
I'm never leaving.

361
[Link],280 --> [Link],360
Never leave.

362
[Link],340 --> [Link],840
How are mom and dad?

363
[Link],840 --> [Link],760
They're good.

364
[Link],760 --> [Link],760
You know, mom now thinks she's Australian

365
[Link],760 --> [Link],240
and dad's not at all pointing out

366
[Link],240 --> [Link],400
every tiny little detail that's different.

367
[Link],480 --> [Link],480
They're also a little worried

368
[Link],480 --> [Link],200
how you're gonna react to all this.

369
[Link],200 --> [Link],560
What are you talking about?

370
[Link],560 --> [Link],520
Well, you know, everybody thought

371
[Link],520 --> [Link],280
that you'd be the one getting married first.

372
[Link],280 --> [Link],880
You always used to talk about your wedding growing up.

373
[Link],880 --> [Link],560
You used the toilet paper as a wedding dress

374
[Link],560 --> [Link],440
when I just used it to dress like a mummy, you know?

375
[Link],440 --> [Link],800
Hallie, stop.

376
[Link],800 --> [Link],160
That's not me anymore.

377
[Link],160 --> [Link],320
I'm free now.

378
[Link],320 --> [Link],600
I'm deprogrammed.

379
[Link],600 --> [Link],160
That does not mean I don't support you

380
[Link],160 --> [Link],760
and your misguided view that soulmates exist.

381
[Link],440 --> [Link],280
That's sweet.

382
[Link],280 --> [Link],600
Is that gonna be your toast?

383
[Link],550 --> [Link],600
You and Claudia are the exception.

384
[Link],600 --> [Link],400
I'm really happy for you, for real.

385
[Link],470 --> [Link],960
What's going on over there?

386
[Link],960 --> [Link],200
That's Claudia's cousin.

387
[Link],200 --> [Link],070
She visited the States a few years back.

388
[Link],480 --> [Link],320
They dated.

389
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
No biggie.

390
[Link],160 --> [Link],000
Broke up with him.

391
[Link],000 --> [Link],840
Crushed his heart.

392
[Link],650 --> [Link],800
No way, that man does not have a heart.

393
[Link],470 --> [Link],400
Feels like forever ago.

394
[Link],420 --> [Link],900
We were babies.

395
[Link],930 --> [Link],530
I'm really happy you're here.

396
[Link],560 --> [Link],870
We can reconnect as maybe not babies.

397
[Link],270 --> [Link],270
I would love that.
398
[Link],710 --> [Link],720
Beau!

399
[Link],580 --> [Link],760
Come eat my mate.

400
[Link],960 --> [Link],880
Ben, this is my partner, Beau.

401
[Link],880 --> [Link],720
Hi, mate.

402
[Link],560 --> [Link],480
Like, tennis partner?

403
[Link],480 --> [Link],320
Sometimes after.

404
[Link],600 --> [Link],200
How do you two dags know each other?

405
[Link],200 --> [Link],140
We had a bit of a go back when, didn't we?

406
[Link],720 --> [Link],960
Did you now?

407
[Link],960 --> [Link],910
Good on ya.

408
[Link],400 --> [Link],360
Hey, we're gonna go trotting this weekend.

409
[Link],360 --> [Link],680
Hit up the turps out here, eh?

410
[Link],680 --> [Link],840
It's gonna be a cracker.

411
[Link],840 --> [Link],840
Woo!

412
[Link],840 --> [Link],210
You know it.
413
[Link],020 --> [Link],000
Great guy.

414
[Link],000 --> [Link],840
Yeah.

415
[Link],890 --> [Link],610
Mommy!

416
[Link],440 --> [Link],040
Hey, Beatrice.

417
[Link],040 --> [Link],400
- Dad! - You made it.

418
[Link],400 --> [Link],320
Oh, baby.

419
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
Hi, baby.

420
[Link],160 --> [Link],600
Hi, honey.

421
[Link],600 --> [Link],520
Oh, my God.

422
[Link],520 --> [Link],600
Wow.

423
[Link],750 --> [Link],440
How's our future lawyer?

424
[Link],440 --> [Link],280
Great.

425
[Link],280 --> [Link],200
Great.

426
[Link],200 --> [Link],040
How's the trip been?

427
[Link],040 --> [Link],600
Oh, magical.

428
[Link],600 --> [Link],960
The Australians are all wonderful.

429
[Link],960 --> [Link],440
And excuse me, but good looking.

430
[Link],440 --> [Link],880
Oh.

431
[Link],900 --> [Link],480
Why are they so weird about their plugs?

432
[Link],480 --> [Link],640
I mean, this place is basically America.

433
[Link],640 --> [Link],920
They speak English, they eat regular food,

434
[Link],920 --> [Link],560
they have a complicated relationship with their past.

435
[Link],350 --> [Link],920
How are you doing, honey?

436
[Link],800 --> [Link],760
I'm doing okay.

437
[Link],920 --> [Link],040
I'm doing great.

438
[Link],040 --> [Link],900
My big sister's getting married.

439
[Link],080 --> [Link],560
Could have been you.

440
[Link],560 --> [Link],920
Could still be you someday.

441
[Link],920 --> [Link],040
Have you heard from Jonathan?

442
[Link],040 --> [Link],880
Did he call or anything?

443
[Link],880 --> [Link],000
Well, that didn't take long.

444
[Link],000 --> [Link],480
We're just torn up that he's not part

445
[Link],480 --> [Link],560
of our family anymore.

446
[Link],560 --> [Link],600
I mean, he works at our house every night

447
[Link],600 --> [Link],240
from like 11 years old.

448
[Link],240 --> [Link],760
He was basically family.

449
[Link],760 --> [Link],560
Was about to be actual family.

450
[Link],560 --> [Link],920
If I never ask you for anything ever again,

451
[Link],920 --> [Link],710
can you please just lay off of me this weekend?

452
[Link],130 --> [Link],680
I just want both of our daughters to be happy.

453
[Link],680 --> [Link],120
I'm very happy, but not when you guys do this.

454
[Link],120 --> [Link],320
Ned, you in the right direction?

455
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
He's such a great guy.

456
[Link],160 --> [Link],600
Just think on it, yeah?
457
[Link],410 --> [Link],460
Bee, dinner at 7.30, okay?

458
[Link],680 --> [Link],520
Yeah.

459
[Link],510 --> [Link],400
Yeah.

460
[Link],000 --> [Link],680
Ben, all set for dinner, yeah?

461
[Link],680 --> [Link],800
Yeah, I'll be there.

462
[Link],910 --> [Link],280
I was plagiarizing.

463
[Link],280 --> [Link],120
Hey!

464
[Link],120 --> [Link],960
Hi Ben!

465
[Link],960 --> [Link],800
Hey Ben!

466
[Link],800 --> [Link],640
Hey, hey, hey.

467
[Link],640 --> [Link],480
Hey, hey, hey.

468
[Link],480 --> [Link],320
Everybody?

469
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Dad's speech.

470
[Link],200 --> [Link],040
Oh yes, right, okay.

471
[Link],440 --> [Link],440
We're gonna make this short,
472
[Link],440 --> [Link],880
because you've all traveled a bloody long distance,

473
[Link],880 --> [Link],120
and Carol and I are so appreciative.

474
[Link],120 --> [Link],000
Biggest thing we've missed since coming back

475
[Link],000 --> [Link],320
from the States is not seeing our kids.

476
[Link],820 --> [Link],910
And you lot, our extended family,

477
[Link],950 --> [Link],160
so we're just over the moon to have a full house

478
[Link],160 --> [Link],760
before the wedding on Sunday.

479
[Link],760 --> [Link],070
Where we will celebrate Hallie and Claudia,

480
[Link],580 --> [Link],140
setting off on this crazy thing called life.

481
[Link],760 --> [Link],680
And of course, Innie and Leo, our new family.

482
[Link],680 --> [Link],600
Well, we're just so grateful,

483
[Link],600 --> [Link],080
not only for your incredible hospitality,

484
[Link],080 --> [Link],080
but for bringing into the world your beautiful daughter.

485
[Link],080 --> [Link],290
So as they say in our country, abondanza.

486
[Link],560 --> [Link],220
Cheers!

487
[Link],900 --> [Link],740
Now baby.

488
[Link],090 --> [Link],390
Wow!

489
[Link],840 --> [Link],600
What classes are you loving?

490
[Link],600 --> [Link],910
Have you given any more thought to tort law?

491
[Link],080 --> [Link],600
'Cause class action is really where it's at right now.

492
[Link],600 --> [Link],520
What does Jonathan say?

493
[Link],520 --> [Link],360
He knows you pretty well.

494
[Link],360 --> [Link],600
What does he think you should do?

495
[Link],600 --> [Link],440
Mom.

496
[Link],440 --> [Link],280
Okay.

497
[Link],280 --> [Link],000
I can't even remember why we put you in the truck again.

498
[Link],000 --> [Link],040
We didn't put her in the trunk,

499
[Link],040 --> [Link],200
she stowed away in the trunk.

500
[Link],200 --> [Link],360
Yeah, I wanted to go with you guys to see Cinderella.

501
[Link],360 --> [Link],760
We were going to Coachella.

502
[Link],760 --> [Link],960
I know that now, it was nice.

503
[Link],960 --> [Link],520
All right, everyone.

504
[Link],520 --> [Link],420
So Sage is meant to cleanse negative energy.

505
[Link],800 --> [Link],920
Let's just have a moment to calm ourselves.

506
[Link],920 --> [Link],680
I am not looking at anybody in particular,

507
[Link],680 --> [Link],680
but I am looking at you, Bee, and you, Ben.

508
[Link],680 --> [Link],280
Crown chakra.

509
[Link],560 --> [Link],300
Let's hit that cobra.

510
[Link],560 --> [Link],240
Cleanse, get that weasel.

511
[Link],240 --> [Link],080
Okay.

512
[Link],080 --> [Link],920
Go!

513
[Link],920 --> [Link],030
You go, you go.

514
[Link],360 --> [Link],000
Sign of the times.

515
[Link],000 --> [Link],920
All right, all right, four words.
516
[Link],920 --> [Link],240
First word, the, A, of, if.

517
[Link],240 --> [Link],280
Animosity, hate, liar.

518
[Link],280 --> [Link],120
Five words.

519
[Link],120 --> [Link],080
No, just shut the fuck up.

520
[Link],080 --> [Link],280
The Bible.

521
[Link],280 --> [Link],080
A woman, a woman, a woman who uses her sexuality

522
[Link],080 --> [Link],000
to take advantage of other people.

523
[Link],000 --> [Link],320
Mom, focus, okay?

524
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
Right here, right here.

525
[Link],160 --> [Link],320
This is a white people's game.

526
[Link],320 --> [Link],240
Y'all spend so much time trying to trick each other.

527
[Link],240 --> [Link],600
Y'all got so much time on your hands.

528
[Link],600 --> [Link],680
Just say the word.

529
[Link],680 --> [Link],680
It's on the extreme.

530
[Link],680 --> [Link],520
Grumpy old man.
531
[Link],520 --> [Link],360
Hi.

532
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Hi.

533
[Link],520 --> [Link],520
Okay, okay, yeah, okay.

534
[Link],360 --> [Link],520
Fuck boy.

535
[Link],520 --> [Link],640
Old cat woman.

536
[Link],440 --> [Link],480
Your ego.

537
[Link],920 --> [Link],640
Okay.

538
[Link],470 --> [Link],560
What is this?

539
[Link],560 --> [Link],400
Wait, no props.

540
[Link],400 --> [Link],800
No one cares, no one can see us.

541
[Link],800 --> [Link],720
Cheaters are shocking.

542
[Link],720 --> [Link],280
Says the woman who cheated on her fiance.

543
[Link],280 --> [Link],600
We were on a break, asshole.

544
[Link],600 --> [Link],770
You're either broken up for good, or you're cheating.

545
[Link],070 --> [Link],640
Either way, someone's lying to someone.

546
[Link],660 --> [Link],640
I must have really gotten under your skin.

547
[Link],640 --> [Link],520
Roger, what is this?

548
[Link],520 --> [Link],360
Fat, five.

549
[Link],360 --> [Link],670
What is the thing I'm holding in my hand?

550
[Link],700 --> [Link],350
Fireworks.

551
[Link],550 --> [Link],440
Fireworks by Katy Perry.

552
[Link],440 --> [Link],280
Hey.

553
[Link],180 --> [Link],260
That is not fair.

554
[Link],280 --> [Link],280
Hey, what, you're not fair.

555
[Link],280 --> [Link],280
What's wrong with you?

556
[Link],280 --> [Link],440
Just stop.

557
[Link],440 --> [Link],280
What are you doing?

558
[Link],280 --> [Link],120
What is wrong with you?

559
[Link],120 --> [Link],960
Stop.

560
[Link],960 --> [Link],800
Oh God.

561
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Oh God.

562
[Link],200 --> [Link],040
Sam, what the?

563
[Link],040 --> [Link],040
Oh my God.

564
[Link],360 --> [Link],080
Ali.

565
[Link],520 --> [Link],360
Get back.

566
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Sam.

567
[Link],200 --> [Link],040
Roger.

568
[Link],040 --> [Link],360
I've got this.

569
[Link],130 --> [Link],790
That's some gangster shit right there.

570
[Link],720 --> [Link],400
Sorry.

571
[Link],400 --> [Link],240
Sorry.

572
[Link],590 --> [Link],640
They're going to ruin our wedding.

573
[Link],640 --> [Link],640
All that matters is that we're together.

574
[Link],640 --> [Link],640
It's true.
575
[Link],460 --> [Link],440
Look baby, I love you to the moon and back,

576
[Link],440 --> [Link],680
but those two fuckwads are going to destroy our weekend,

577
[Link],680 --> [Link],760
and our memories, which we are going to have

578
[Link],760 --> [Link],520
for a very long time, are headed straight over a cliff.

579
[Link],520 --> [Link],970
It's going to be fine baby, we just have to.

580
[Link],000 --> [Link],160
to stand there and profess our love.

581
[Link],160 --> [Link],580
It seems to me, their animus only surfaced

582
[Link],580 --> [Link],680
after they spent a night together.

583
[Link],680 --> [Link],680
Am I accurate?

584
[Link],680 --> [Link],120
That's usually how it goes, honey.

585
[Link],120 --> [Link],800
We crumple our feelings into a ball

586
[Link],800 --> [Link],280
and shove 'em deep down so we can enjoy a bit of frisk.

587
[Link],280 --> [Link],720
The solution appears to be simple then.

588
[Link],720 --> [Link],880
We return them to the night they were spent.

589
[Link],880 --> [Link],320
Like we trick them into falling in love with each other?
590
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
He didn't say anything about love, honey.

591
[Link],160 --> [Link],760
We just need to get them to jump each other's bones.

592
[Link],960 --> [Link],300
Yeah, come on!

593
[Link],300 --> [Link],880
That was good, right?

594
[Link],880 --> [Link],040
That was good.

595
[Link],960 --> [Link],880
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go.

596
[Link],880 --> [Link],560
She clearly has eyes for men.

597
[Link],560 --> [Link],760
Who does, father?

598
[Link],760 --> [Link],200
Hallie Spence, the sister.

599
[Link],200 --> [Link],520
The plump-chested one with the sad eyes.

600
[Link],520 --> [Link],720
You can't say that.

601
[Link],720 --> [Link],760
What the hell?

602
[Link],760 --> [Link],760
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

603
[Link],760 --> [Link],760
No, that was rude.

604
[Link],760 --> [Link],040
I apologize to anyone that was listening,

605
[Link],040 --> [Link],040
which can only be you, Pete,

606
[Link],040 --> [Link],880
'cause you're the only person that was listening.

607
[Link],880 --> [Link],840
I apologize.

608
[Link],840 --> [Link],320
I accept your apology and will now move on.

609
[Link],320 --> [Link],880
Do you know Bea's been in love with Ben

610
[Link],880 --> [Link],600
since the first night they met?

611
[Link],600 --> [Link],240
Well, why didn't she tell him?

612
[Link],240 --> [Link],480
You know, when I was a young bloke and I liked a girl,

613
[Link],480 --> [Link],560
I would sneak up behind her and I'd cut a lock of her hair

614
[Link],560 --> [Link],360
and then I'd smack her on the bum!

615
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
What the hell?

616
[Link],200 --> [Link],560
I don't know, I'm not good at this, sorry.

617
[Link],560 --> [Link],280
Bea was just too scared to tell him,

618
[Link],280 --> [Link],920
but I've talked to her and she says she regrets

619
[Link],920 --> [Link],200
walking out that morning.

620
[Link],200 --> [Link],400
Tell me more, son.

621
[Link],400 --> [Link],240
Why me?

622
[Link],240 --> [Link],760
Because you're really good at it, right?

623
[Link],760 --> [Link],600
You can do it.

624
[Link],600 --> [Link],440
Why me, why?

625
[Link],440 --> [Link],280
Why you put this hat on me?

626
[Link],280 --> [Link],000
No one can see me, it's a radio play, motherfucker.

627
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Bea wants us to tell him how much she likes him,

628
[Link],000 --> [Link],920
so he lets his guard down and goes to her.

629
[Link],920 --> [Link],760
Some Cupid's killed with arrows and some with traps.

630
[Link],760 --> [Link],720
That was good, I like that, that's good.

631
[Link],720 --> [Link],560
I just made it up.

632
[Link],560 --> [Link],280
So, he needs to go to her, drop his drawers,

633
[Link],280 --> [Link],080
and say, "Come to Papa."
634
[Link],080 --> [Link],080
What are you doing?

635
[Link],080 --> [Link],680
I'm from a different generation.

636
[Link],680 --> [Link],720
And your generation sucks.

637
[Link],720 --> [Link],040
You fucked up the whole world for us.

638
[Link],040 --> [Link],920
And I'm full of shame.

639
[Link],920 --> [Link],160
But the bottom line, Bea likes Ben.

640
[Link],750 --> [Link],240
But Ben feels awful that he called her a disaster.

641
[Link],240 --> [Link],800
I mean, he said it was his fragile male ego.

642
[Link],800 --> [Link],680
Then why is he fighting with her?

643
[Link],680 --> [Link],480
Well, because he likes her.

644
[Link],480 --> [Link],400
And I know that Bea likes Ben.

645
[Link],400 --> [Link],560
She's just denying herself because she's got in her head

646
[Link],560 --> [Link],800
somehow that she'll never love again.

647
[Link],800 --> [Link],960
Whoa, I'm not talking about love, baby.

648
[Link],960 --> [Link],720
I'm talking about dick.
649
[Link],460 --> [Link],560
Oh, it's Ben.

650
[Link],560 --> [Link],400
Oh.

651
[Link],160 --> [Link],160
Hey.

652
[Link],060 --> [Link],000
You.

653
[Link],910 --> [Link],760
Oh God, they got to you too?

654
[Link],760 --> [Link],600
What?

655
[Link],600 --> [Link],960
Did you just overhear Holly and Claudia

656
[Link],960 --> [Link],120
say how much I like you?

657
[Link],120 --> [Link],910
No.

658
[Link],720 --> [Link],220
Really?

659
[Link],560 --> [Link],720
It was Pete and Roger.

660
[Link],280 --> [Link],480
Fantastic, it's a team effort.

661
[Link],480 --> [Link],880
They're trying to get us together.

662
[Link],880 --> [Link],320
No way.

663
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
Come here.

664
[Link],220 --> [Link],560
Oh, maybe they want us to stop acting like assholes

665
[Link],560 --> [Link],640
so we don't ruin the biggest event of their lives.

666
[Link],640 --> [Link],640
Us?

667
[Link],640 --> [Link],840
There is no us and assholes.

668
[Link],840 --> [Link],600
You're the one who destroyed the living room.

669
[Link],600 --> [Link],800
Would you two mind helping me with something?

670
[Link],800 --> [Link],390
I hate to ask, but I'd really appreciate it.

671
[Link],920 --> [Link],760
Sure.

672
[Link],760 --> [Link],600
Yeah.

673
[Link],190 --> [Link],680
So Roger left his sunglasses on the sailboat.

674
[Link],680 --> [Link],800
I swear, if his head wasn't screwed on,

675
[Link],800 --> [Link],200
we'd use it as a bowling ball.

676
[Link],200 --> [Link],880
Do me a favor and swim out and get them.

677
[Link],880 --> [Link],400
It's the one on the right.

678
[Link],400 --> [Link],240
Both of us.

679
[Link],240 --> [Link],800
Is that really a two person job?

680
[Link],800 --> [Link],240
Doesn't seem like it.

681
[Link],240 --> [Link],080
You two.

682
[Link],080 --> [Link],360
Yeah.

683
[Link],280 --> [Link],760
All right, so everyone's involved in this.

684
[Link],760 --> [Link],600
I know.

685
[Link],240 --> [Link],170
I feel bad.

686
[Link],080 --> [Link],040
Me too.

687
[Link],040 --> [Link],960
I don't want to bum Holly and Claudia out.

688
[Link],960 --> [Link],770
Just me and you.

689
[Link],680 --> [Link],160
Can you not swim?

690
[Link],160 --> [Link],240
I'm an excellent swimmer.

691
[Link],240 --> [Link],600
Why are you so out of breath?

692
[Link],600 --> [Link],440
I'm fine.
693
[Link],330 --> [Link],520
How much further do you think?

694
[Link],520 --> [Link],960
Are your eyes closed?

695
[Link],960 --> [Link],480
I think it's dark.

696
[Link],480 --> [Link],840
Why are you so out of shape?

697
[Link],840 --> [Link],960
You have like a 10 pop.

698
[Link],960 --> [Link],920
I'm not out of shape.

699
[Link],920 --> [Link],120
I've been to 295, 300 once.

700
[Link],120 --> [Link],400
I just don't do cardio.

701
[Link],400 --> [Link],700
Oh my God, you're hot girl fit.

702
[Link],200 --> [Link],160
I'm not hot girl fit.

703
[Link],160 --> [Link],690
Okay, my bad.

704
[Link],160 --> [Link],550
We'll see you at the boat.

705
[Link],960 --> [Link],800
Wait, wait, wait.

706
[Link],770 --> [Link],560
I could have done it myself, but whatever.

707
[Link],560 --> [Link],400
Thanks.
708
[Link],080 --> [Link],960
No fucking way.

709
[Link],960 --> [Link],600
Honey, look who's here.

710
[Link],600 --> [Link],040
I cannot believe they did this.

711
[Link],040 --> [Link],880
Who is that?

712
[Link],880 --> [Link],360
That is my ex, Jonathan.

713
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Hey, hey.

714
[Link],200 --> [Link],120
What is he doing here?

715
[Link],120 --> [Link],000
My Black Hawk helicopter parents

716
[Link],000 --> [Link],400
have been trying to get us back together

717
[Link],400 --> [Link],680
for the past four months.

718
[Link],680 --> [Link],400
They flew him halfway across the world

719
[Link],400 --> [Link],720
to your sister's wedding?

720
[Link],720 --> [Link],760
That's some deep off shit.

721
[Link],760 --> [Link],890
They came to play.

722
[Link],200 --> [Link],320
That's my parents.

723
[Link],320 --> [Link],480
They think I'm throwing my life away.

724
[Link],480 --> [Link],240
Honey, we're just gonna take him back

725
[Link],240 --> [Link],840
and get him all settled in.

726
[Link],840 --> [Link],880
I'll see you later.

727
[Link],400 --> [Link],880
You know, maybe we should do it.

728
[Link],880 --> [Link],480
Just tell everyone we're together.

729
[Link],480 --> [Link],320
What?

730
[Link],320 --> [Link],400
It would solve that problem for me

731
[Link],400 --> [Link],680
and that problem for you.

732
[Link],160 --> [Link],440
I don't have a problem.

733
[Link],440 --> [Link],040
You clearly want Margaret.

734
[Link],040 --> [Link],880
No, I don't.

735
[Link],880 --> [Link],720
Yes, you do.

736
[Link],720 --> [Link],120
I saw the way you looked at her last night

737
[Link],120 --> [Link],760
and I know she broke your heart.

738
[Link],760 --> [Link],280
She sees you're with me.

739
[Link],280 --> [Link],560
She wants what she can't have

740
[Link],560 --> [Link],680
and then bye bye crocodile Jack.

741
[Link],580 --> [Link],920
Fuck, he's fast.

742
[Link],690 --> [Link],440
Making her jealous is not gonna work.

743
[Link],440 --> [Link],680
We're not in seventh grade.

744
[Link],680 --> [Link],800
Trust me, bro.

745
[Link],800 --> [Link],120
We're all in seventh grade when it comes to this stuff.

746
[Link],680 --> [Link],880
They've already gone through all of the bullshit

747
[Link],880 --> [Link],680
trying to trick us into each other's arms.

748
[Link],680 --> [Link],000
Let's just embrace it.

749
[Link],000 --> [Link],640
There's no way we can convince anyone

750
[Link],640 --> [Link],040
we actually like each other.

751
[Link],650 --> [Link],480
Yeah, you're right.
752
[Link],480 --> [Link],320
I know.

753
[Link],000 --> [Link],200
You know, I still think about that night we spent together.

754
[Link],200 --> [Link],040
Shut up.

755
[Link],070 --> [Link],280
No, I'm serious.

756
[Link],180 --> [Link],080
You know, this could be kind of fun.

757
[Link],000 --> [Link],560
We're at a wedding a million miles away from home.

758
[Link],080 --> [Link],920
Who knows what could happen under the cover of a masquerade.

759
[Link],060 --> [Link],080
And that night at your place,

760
[Link],080 --> [Link],560
no matter how it ended, it was still pretty amazing.

761
[Link],520 --> [Link],480
Convincing enough?

762
[Link],160 --> [Link],820
Fuck it.

763
[Link],640 --> [Link],480
Let's do it.

764
[Link],440 --> [Link],440
Just wait.

765
[Link],250 --> [Link],160
Wait.

766
[Link],040 --> [Link],960
Okay, okay.
767
[Link],960 --> [Link],600
Whoever wants to go on the hike, we need to leave now.

768
[Link],600 --> [Link],760
We're running behind schedule.

769
[Link],760 --> [Link],600
Wait, wait, wait.

770
[Link],600 --> [Link],240
Babe, the mountains have been there for millions of years.

771
[Link],240 --> [Link],240
A few more minutes isn't gonna hurt them.

772
[Link],240 --> [Link],080
Baby, I know you are trying to calm me down

773
[Link],080 --> [Link],000
and I love you for it.

774
[Link],000 --> [Link],840
Thank you.

775
[Link],840 --> [Link],120
But I am hurting cats right now

776
[Link],120 --> [Link],960
and I need some help

777
[Link],960 --> [Link],120
instead of this easy breezy Martin Scorsese.

778
[Link],120 --> [Link],080
Aw, jitters.

779
[Link],080 --> [Link],680
Remember our wedding?

780
[Link],680 --> [Link],600
Only that you're the most beautiful bride

781
[Link],600 --> [Link],760
on God's green earth.

782
[Link],690 --> [Link],960
Right answer.

783
[Link],960 --> [Link],840
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.

784
[Link],840 --> [Link],120
Jinx, you owe me a cup.

785
[Link],120 --> [Link],400
Oh, you have a little something in your teeth.

786
[Link],400 --> [Link],240
Oh, no, wait, get it, get it, get it.

787
[Link],240 --> [Link],840
Yeah, let me just take that out.

788
[Link],840 --> [Link],040
Oh, I gotta get it out.

789
[Link],040 --> [Link],880
Oh, it's right there.

790
[Link],880 --> [Link],480
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

791
[Link],480 --> [Link],150
Honey, here he is.

792
[Link],920 --> [Link],760
Hey.

793
[Link],760 --> [Link],480
Jonathan.

794
[Link],480 --> [Link],600
So nice to see you.

795
[Link],600 --> [Link],280
I had no idea you were coming.

796
[Link],280 --> [Link],720
So your parents didn't tell you, okay?

797
[Link],720 --> [Link],880
Yeah, you know, the first thing I asked them

798
[Link],880 --> [Link],440
when they invited me was, "Does B know?"

799
[Link],440 --> [Link],000
'Cause otherwise this would be really fucking awkward.

800
[Link],840 --> [Link],280
And now it is fucking awkward.

801
[Link],280 --> [Link],840
No, no, not at all.

802
[Link],840 --> [Link],680
I'm in a lot of love.

803
[Link],680 --> [Link],520
No, you're like family.

804
[Link],520 --> [Link],840
It'd be effing awkward if you weren't here.

805
[Link],840 --> [Link],960
I'm so glad you're here.

806
[Link],960 --> [Link],360
I'm so happy for you two.

807
[Link],360 --> [Link],360
Hey, congratulations.

808
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Yeah, thanks.

809
[Link],150 --> [Link],400
Right?

810
[Link],400 --> [Link],330
It's great to see you.
811
[Link],120 --> [Link],520
It's great to see you too.

812
[Link],520 --> [Link],680
We're all going on a hike,

813
[Link],680 --> [Link],120
so whoever wants to come with, we gotta move out.

814
[Link],120 --> [Link],640
Let's move out.

815
[Link],640 --> [Link],720
Ben, meet Jonathan.

816
[Link],000 --> [Link],560
Oh, hey, man.

817
[Link],560 --> [Link],400
I'm Ben.

818
[Link],400 --> [Link],040
Hey, oh, Pete and Claudia's friend, right?

819
[Link],000 --> [Link],900
Also friends with Bea, among other things.

820
[Link],750 --> [Link],000
Yeah, it's nice to meet you.

821
[Link],000 --> [Link],740
Okay, plenty of enough time in the car to do whatever the fuck this is.

822
[Link],760 --> [Link],000
Come on, let's go!

823
[Link],980 --> [Link],000
Yeah, okay. Yeah.

824
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
We need to come up with a game plan.

825
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah, you are so terrible at this.
826
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What?

827
[Link],110 --> [Link],000
We're doing this thing!

828
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Honey, I'm sorry.

829
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I know we should have asked you, but we had to invite you.

830
[Link],720 --> [Link],000
Oh, it's totally fine. I'm glad he's here.

831
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I love him and Holly loves him.

832
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Really?

833
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah.

834
[Link],000 --> [Link],430
Great, okay. So we're spending a little time together away from the real world

835
[Link],460 --> [Link],000
and see if you rekindle, re-spark, re-bark.

836
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, no, Mom, guys, no.

837
[Link],000 --> [Link],410
I totally forgot to tell you, but I'm with Ben.

838
[Link],000 --> [Link],350
Do you want to come?

839
[Link],870 --> [Link],300
I think I'm going to hang back and yell at your parents.

840
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Have fun.

841
[Link],160 --> [Link],620
Alright, so is it like we just got together or we've been sneaking around?

842
[Link],650 --> [Link],620
Oh, I got it. What if we ran into each other at Chipotle,

843
[Link],640 --> [Link],000
lady in the tramp, the burrito?

844
[Link],000 --> [Link],560
No.

845
[Link],540 --> [Link],000
This can't be that hard.

846
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
It's harder than you think. My parents don't even believe it yet.

847
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You told them five seconds ago.

848
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
They know I would never go out with a guy like you.

849
[Link],000 --> [Link],210
You've been with one guy your entire life.

850
[Link],660 --> [Link],550
Jonathan's a better man than you'll ever be.

851
[Link],580 --> [Link],000
And yet you left him.

852
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Which is why exactly? Because he seems like he checks all your boxes.

853
[Link],000 --> [Link],740
Okay, you don't know my boxes and you never will.

854
[Link],240 --> [Link],000
Just figure this out, please.

855
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Okay.

856
[Link],650 --> [Link],000
We just suck face in front of everybody.

857
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Half of them think they set us up anyway.

858
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
No, that's too much. We need to do something that's more hidden

859
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
so it feels more real, not some fuckboy wedding hookup.

860
[Link],000 --> [Link],760
You're calling me a fuckboy like it's an insult?

861
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I own that shit.

862
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Let's just be affectionate.

863
[Link],000 --> [Link],260
I know it's a foreign concept for you.

864
[Link],370 --> [Link],000
I can be affectionate.

865
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I'll affectionate the shit out of you.

866
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I can't believe your parents invited Jonathan.

867
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Now I have to find a table to sit him at.

868
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What about Bea?

869
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
No, no, she's fine. She's sitting with us at our table.
870
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
No, I'm talking about how she's already at a low point because she's going through
a breakup

871
[Link],000 --> [Link],580
and I don't even know what's happening with school.

872
[Link],600 --> [Link],000
She never even talks about it anymore.

873
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I guess I could put up with the cousins.

874
[Link],250 --> [Link],170
Why?

875
[Link],020 --> [Link],600
You alright?

876
[Link],690 --> [Link],000
Oh, shit.

877
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Wow.

878
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Check it out, guys!

879
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Nice!

880
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah!

881
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Beautiful!

882
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
See, I told you it was going to be good.

883
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Man, that's nice.

884
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, wow.

885
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Wow.

886
[Link],420 --> [Link],000
So beautiful.

887
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
There it is.

888
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Feel the serenity.

889
[Link],440 --> [Link],630
Pretty spectacular, hey?

890
[Link],940 --> [Link],000
It's amazing.

891
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Alright, your turn.

892
[Link],530 --> [Link],000
Wow.

893
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
This is just so romantic.

894
[Link],100 --> [Link],000
Okay, nuzzle my neck.

895
[Link],680 --> [Link],180
Okay.

896
[Link],210 --> [Link],000
Get in there.

897
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Damn, you are short.

898
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You are not tall enough to say that.

899
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh.

900
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, are you ticklish?

901
[Link],000 --> [Link],410
No, I'm acting.

902
[Link],600 --> [Link],600
Like a toddler?

903
[Link],090 --> [Link],000
No, go away.

904
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Okay, I can use that.

905
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Beg me.

906
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Beg me to stuff you in the butt.

907
[Link],000 --> [Link],070
Stop!

908
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Just let me do it.

909
[Link],840 --> [Link],000
Permission to put my left hand on your right buttock.

910
[Link],130 --> [Link],000
Granted.

911
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Too hard.

912
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Sorry.

913
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You gotta sell it.
914
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Okay, not in circles.

915
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
It's not a magic lamp.

916
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What?

917
[Link],670 --> [Link],460
Okay, now you're just playing bop it.

918
[Link],570 --> [Link],000
I've never rubbed a bopper show.

919
[Link],000 --> [Link],690
Clearly, you've tried.

920
[Link],890 --> [Link],000
Are you not wearing underwear?

921
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
It's a swimsuit.

922
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I'm on holiday.

923
[Link],000 --> [Link],450
Oh.

924
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Okay, just mind the gap.

925
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
How's that?

926
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
That's good.

927
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Just like, but you don't have to hover.

928
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Just kind of, oh, man the woods.
929
[Link],650 --> [Link],260
I'm sorry.

930
[Link],280 --> [Link],180
Okay, just take it out.

931
[Link],960 --> [Link],000
You try.

932
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You want me to stick my finger in my own ass?

933
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
How's that gonna convince?

934
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, on you.

935
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I can't.

936
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Jesus Christ, it's like a vacuum pack down here.

937
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
How'd you get in this thing?

938
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, man, it's tight.

939
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, see, it's like holding a baby bird.

940
[Link],450 --> [Link],300
God damn it.

941
[Link],000 --> [Link],760
Were they not watching this whole time?

942
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You like a mole or something on your butt?

943
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
No.

944
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Really? 'Cause I feel something.

945
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I don't have a mole.

946
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What the fuck?

947
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What the fuck?

948
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What the fuck?

949
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What the fuck?

950
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What the fuck?

951
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Are there any more on me?

952
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I don't know.

953
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Jack, spiders hunt bears.

954
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
They hunt bears.

955
[Link],480 --> [Link],000
No pictures.

956
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Put the cameras down.

957
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
We're not gonna take a spirit.

958
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Are there any more?

959
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I don't know.

960
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Where are they?

961
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I feel it.

962
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I feel it.

963
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I think I see something.

964
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What do you see?

965
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What do you see?

966
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, no, that's just a part of you.

967
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You're fine.

968
[Link],000 --> [Link],600
All right, look, if I have one of those little fuckers in me,

969
[Link],630 --> [Link],630
they might be in you.

970
[Link],470 --> [Link],240
I'm good.

971
[Link],610 --> [Link],000
That's probably a better way to check than what I did.

972
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah.
973
[Link],880 --> [Link],000
All right, little one, we join your journey.

974
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
We do not inherit the earth.

975
[Link],000 --> [Link],130
We just borrow it from our creatures.

976
[Link],460 --> [Link],460
Hey, guys.

977
[Link],480 --> [Link],440
What did we miss?

978
[Link],720 --> [Link],760
Wow.

979
[Link],360 --> [Link],620
Why can't I get this?

980
[Link],000 --> [Link],490
Because you're meant to learn to dive when you're six.

981
[Link],630 --> [Link],670
You got this, hon.

982
[Link],150 --> [Link],800
You ever try focusing on your toes?

983
[Link],340 --> [Link],500
My mom taught me this trick.

984
[Link],530 --> [Link],000
If you pretend like there's a string from your nose to your toes,

985
[Link],000 --> [Link],550
you just kind of maintain that position.

986
[Link],710 --> [Link],810
You mind doing it again?

987
[Link],830 --> [Link],830
This time I'm going to shout out a tribute question.
988
[Link],940 --> [Link],460
I think it's just going to help clear your mind.

989
[Link],480 --> [Link],860
Just make sure it's a question about airplanes

990
[Link],890 --> [Link],000
or the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

991
[Link],000 --> [Link],080
Okay, um, uh, what company created the Concorde?

992
[Link],330 --> [Link],000
A collaboration between British Airways and the French government.

993
[Link],710 --> [Link],880
How'd I do?

994
[Link],610 --> [Link],650
You're good there.

995
[Link],340 --> [Link],000
Maybe your mom can teach him how to dive.

996
[Link],120 --> [Link],260
She passed away.

997
[Link],840 --> [Link],000
Oh, I'm so sorry.

998
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah, sorry.

999
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
All right, I'm going to go again,

1000
[Link],000 --> [Link],270
but this time give me one with a little shorter answer.

1001
[Link],850 --> [Link],000
I have a better idea.

1002
[Link],000 --> [Link],470
You just let me do everything, I'll guide you in.

1003
[Link],360 --> [Link],180
Don't think.

1004
[Link],730 --> [Link],000
Be careful of his shoulder.

1005
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah, I wrecked it jumping off a moving train in Paris.

1006
[Link],000 --> [Link],420
Wouldn't let me see the Eiffel Tower alone.

1007
[Link],830 --> [Link],000
I had to tell her I love her.

1008
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
When you know she's the one, nothing else matters.

1009
[Link],290 --> [Link],110
I'm waving, thank you, thank you.

1010
[Link],720 --> [Link],000
There you go.

1011
[Link],580 --> [Link],370
Did I do it?

1012
[Link],710 --> [Link],000
Yeah.

1013
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah.

1014
[Link],000 --> [Link],320
Good job, babe.

1015
[Link],710 --> [Link],000
Your dad's a natural.

1016
[Link],000 --> [Link],590
I'm so glad you guys got to spend some time with Ben.

1017
[Link],770 --> [Link],210
Are you two really getting to know each other in a very respectful manner?

1018
[Link],240 --> [Link],000
One befitting such a kind and intelligent woman as your daughter.

1019
[Link],580 --> [Link],310
Yes, we are in the early stages.

1020
[Link],340 --> [Link],190
Not too early.

1021
[Link],210 --> [Link],810
But also not so advanced.

1022
[Link],830 --> [Link],780
Just that magical moment when two people come together in this crazy journey we
call life.

1023
[Link],230 --> [Link],340
That's why I was so worried when Jonathan showed up.

1024
[Link],560 --> [Link],000
I don't want to hurt his feelings.

1025
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I even suggested we hide our light under a bushel for his sake.

1026
[Link],000 --> [Link],870
But our love is just so strong.

1027
[Link],230 --> [Link],810
And I know what you guys are thinking.

1028
[Link],820 --> [Link],000
He's much older.

1029
[Link],590 --> [Link],590
They weren't, right?

1030
[Link],340 --> [Link],620
Probably thinking I'm 27, early 28s.

1031
[Link],710 --> [Link],470
Yes, we are very happy.
1032
[Link],490 --> [Link],490
Happiest.

1033
[Link],520 --> [Link],520
Yep.

1034
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You know, you looked like that back in the day.

1035
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
No, I didn't.

1036
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
That guy's made out of cobblestone.

1037
[Link],930 --> [Link],000
They're holding hands.

1038
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I think it's working.

1039
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I can't believe these dumbasses were so easily fooled.

1040
[Link],190 --> [Link],000
Was that bullshit about your mom?

1041
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
What?

1042
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
The story about the giant wrench.

1043
[Link],330 --> [Link],000
I thought it might have been a lie until all your one night nothings.

1044
[Link],360 --> [Link],000
You ever heard that too?

1045
[Link],330 --> [Link],000
Like, I didn't mean...

1046
[Link],940 --> [Link],000
I'm sorry.

1047
[Link],240 --> [Link],000
And it wasn't a lie.

1048
[Link],460 --> [Link],460
Thanks for being so nice to my dad.

1049
[Link],830 --> [Link],520
You should probably rinse off.

1050
[Link],670 --> [Link],970
You have his SPF a billion on you now.

1051
[Link],130 --> [Link],300
Cheers, mate. I'll just grab a quickie.

1052
[Link],390 --> [Link],920
Okay.

1053
[Link],190 --> [Link],730
So, Australia.

1054
[Link],760 --> [Link],970
What do you reckon, eh?

1055
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
How you finding it?

1056
[Link],020 --> [Link],690
I don't know. It's great.

1057
[Link],720 --> [Link],210
Maz goes on about you all the time.

1058
[Link],670 --> [Link],970
Ripper Cunt, she calls you.

1059
[Link],580 --> [Link],000
Maz is Margaret, and Ripper Cunt is...

1060
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Good friend.

1061
[Link],610 --> [Link],910
Oh, yeah.

1062
[Link],200 --> [Link],740
You know you had a proper surf when sand gets all up your clacker.

1063
[Link],540 --> [Link],540
And your gobbler, too.

1064
[Link],160 --> [Link],000
Gobbler is...

1065
[Link],720 --> [Link],990
You know, your hog bonnet.

1066
[Link],230 --> [Link],220
You know, your beef cap.

1067
[Link],630 --> [Link],630
Come on, mate. You know, the anteater.

1068
[Link],410 --> [Link],490
Anyway, good to have ya.

1069
[Link],020 --> [Link],860
Gotcha.

1070
[Link],370 --> [Link],370
G'day, love.

1071
[Link],060 --> [Link],680
Hey, mate.

1072
[Link],680 --> [Link],280
Fancy a game?

1073
[Link],280 --> [Link],280
You're going down.

1074
[Link],060 --> [Link],760
How have you been doing?

1075
[Link],760 --> [Link],760
Pretty good.
1076
[Link],760 --> [Link],320
You?

1077
[Link],320 --> [Link],350
Okay, I guess.

1078
[Link],370 --> [Link],850
How's school going?

1079
[Link],520 --> [Link],320
Decide what kind of law you wanna practice yet?

1080
[Link],320 --> [Link],280
You know me.

1081
[Link],280 --> [Link],880
I've never been one for practicing.

1082
[Link],880 --> [Link],320
Still having second thoughts?

1083
[Link],320 --> [Link],320
Straight to third.

1084
[Link],350 --> [Link],680
I know it's weird, me being here,

1085
[Link],680 --> [Link],360
but believe me, I had nothing to do with it.

1086
[Link],360 --> [Link],320
Your parents duped me, gave me the freaking flyer miles.

1087
[Link],320 --> [Link],680
That's sweet.

1088
[Link],680 --> [Link],980
You're part of the family.

1089
[Link],170 --> [Link],060
I'd be lying if I said I haven't been thinking about you.

1090
[Link],080 --> [Link],160
Yeah, me too.
1091
[Link],480 --> [Link],080
How long have you and that guy, Ben, been?

1092
[Link],080 --> [Link],920
It's kind of new.

1093
[Link],920 --> [Link],880
Not like new, new, but newish.

1094
[Link],880 --> [Link],480
Well, I think he seems great.

1095
[Link],070 --> [Link],600
No, you don't.

1096
[Link],600 --> [Link],920
I really don't.

1097
[Link],990 --> [Link],280
Thanks for being so cool about all of this.

1098
[Link],180 --> [Link],200
Not just this, but this too.

1099
[Link],540 --> [Link],320
It's really good to see you, Bea.

1100
[Link],320 --> [Link],480
I'm glad you're here.

1101
[Link],040 --> [Link],120
Now let's have fun.

1102
[Link],180 --> [Link],040
Let's do it.

1103
[Link],700 --> [Link],840
Mate.

1104
[Link],880 --> [Link],400
That's me.

1105
[Link],400 --> [Link],000
You want a coffee?

1106
[Link],000 --> [Link],640
It's the best in the world.

1107
[Link],640 --> [Link],040
You guys are really proud of your coffee here.

1108
[Link],040 --> [Link],970
It's the best in the fucking world.

1109
[Link],000 --> [Link],840
Okay.

1110
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
Enjoy.

1111
[Link],060 --> [Link],120
Fuck, that is good.

1112
[Link],090 --> [Link],440
I was thinking of going for a bit of a run later.

1113
[Link],550 --> [Link],600
Do you want to join?

1114
[Link],370 --> [Link],440
I'm actually going on a bike ride with Bea,

1115
[Link],440 --> [Link],000
so I don't think I can.

1116
[Link],000 --> [Link],080
She's a little sweet on you, hey?

1117
[Link],080 --> [Link],200
Oh, you caught that.

1118
[Link],470 --> [Link],720
How long have you and Beau been together?

1119
[Link],720 --> [Link],160
Nah, we're just banging about.

1120
[Link],160 --> [Link],800
He's nice, but I think I'm looking

1121
[Link],800 --> [Link],560
for someone less casual.

1122
[Link],960 --> [Link],440
More romantic.

1123
[Link],440 --> [Link],280
Wow.

1124
[Link],610 --> [Link],760
Why did me and you ever break up anyway?

1125
[Link],960 --> [Link],960
I don't really remember,

1126
[Link],960 --> [Link],680
but I think you said something like

1127
[Link],680 --> [Link],300
I was an immature, drongo, smothered in ex body spray.

1128
[Link],140 --> [Link],000
Smells like you're not that guy anymore.

1129
[Link],000 --> [Link],960
Bea's a lucky girl.

1130
[Link],960 --> [Link],800
Oh.

1131
[Link],810 --> [Link],230
Hey, open the door.

1132
[Link],650 --> [Link],720
Bea.

1133
[Link],200 --> [Link],720
What's wrong?

1134
[Link],720 --> [Link],120
Margaret thinks we're together.
1135
[Link],120 --> [Link],040
That's great.

1136
[Link],040 --> [Link],560
No, Margaret needs to think

1137
[Link],560 --> [Link],840
we're the right type of together.

1138
[Link],000 --> [Link],120
Not together together, but like situationally together.

1139
[Link],120 --> [Link],440
'Cause if she thinks we're together together,

1140
[Link],440 --> [Link],800
she's not gonna break girl code.

1141
[Link],800 --> [Link],800
So we need to finesse our togetherness

1142
[Link],800 --> [Link],960
so that we're together,

1143
[Link],960 --> [Link],680
but there's an opening for our togetherness

1144
[Link],680 --> [Link],200
and she can just slide right in

1145
[Link],200 --> [Link],280
so that we can be together.

1146
[Link],280 --> [Link],360
Are you on Coke?

1147
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
No, it's like coffee here.

1148
[Link],200 --> [Link],160
It's like meth.

1149
[Link],160 --> [Link],480
I'm guessing.
1150
[Link],480 --> [Link],400
No, I'm not.

1151
[Link],400 --> [Link],440
I worked at Goldman.

1152
[Link],440 --> [Link],320
Partner's wedding.

1153
[Link],320 --> [Link],280
Do what you do.

1154
[Link],280 --> [Link],040
Jesus, dude, who are you?

1155
[Link],040 --> [Link],880
I'm a man trying to figure this out.

1156
[Link],910 --> [Link],400
Look at your room, it's so much bigger.

1157
[Link],400 --> [Link],720
You got a painting?

1158
[Link],720 --> [Link],480
Wow, that's so red.

1159
[Link],480 --> [Link],920
We have to kick it up a notch.

1160
[Link],920 --> [Link],480
Make it feel like we're in the Gaga stage.

1161
[Link],480 --> [Link],160
What do you wanna do, take me in the hallway?

1162
[Link],160 --> [Link],240
That is not Gaga.

1163
[Link],240 --> [Link],080
Actually, that could be construed as Gaga.

1164
[Link],080 --> [Link],080
Tonight's the rehearsal dinner,

1165
[Link],080 --> [Link],920
so we have to do something

1166
[Link],920 --> [Link],920
that makes it look like you're into me,

1167
[Link],920 --> [Link],160
but you're not into me.

1168
[Link],160 --> [Link],000
And I'm into you,

1169
[Link],000 --> [Link],200
but you can tell by my face that it's never gonna mount.

1170
[Link],240 --> [Link],000
Get it together, man.

1171
[Link],000 --> [Link],600
You hit me so much.

1172
[Link],940 --> [Link],840
Okay, Kalana,

1173
[Link],840 --> [Link],640
now pretend this is a real fox that messed up our garden.

1174
[Link],940 --> [Link],960
Fuck it up.

1175
[Link],960 --> [Link],560
Fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up.

1176
[Link],560 --> [Link],040
Yeah, fuck it up, fuck it up.

1177
[Link],040 --> [Link],880
Fuck it up.

1178
[Link],880 --> [Link],720
Ooh.

1179
[Link],720 --> [Link],840
You see that?

1180
[Link],840 --> [Link],000
He did it, yeah.

1181
[Link],000 --> [Link],320
Oh, hey, they're here.

1182
[Link],320 --> [Link],960
All right, everybody, wheels up.

1183
[Link],960 --> [Link],800
Hustle up.

1184
[Link],800 --> [Link],640
Bad dog.

1185
[Link],640 --> [Link],480
You look cute.

1186
[Link],480 --> [Link],480
Baby, you look so good.

1187
[Link],480 --> [Link],480
She's has been.

1188
[Link],480 --> [Link],560
You look so good.

1189
[Link],560 --> [Link],880
Yeah, I look bad.

1190
[Link],880 --> [Link],200
Man, this is the best time to say that.

1191
[Link],200 --> [Link],520
Daddy's a dad.

1192
[Link],520 --> [Link],120
Come on, let's go.

1193
[Link],120 --> [Link],960
Yeah.
1194
[Link],960 --> [Link],000
All right, let's do it.

1195
[Link],560 --> [Link],800
Thank you.

1196
[Link],370 --> [Link],440
You see the size of that boat?

1197
[Link],440 --> [Link],520
Hey, guys.

1198
[Link],520 --> [Link],360
Woo!

1199
[Link],870 --> [Link],360
Nice touch.

1200
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Nice dress.

1201
[Link],910 --> [Link],160
You have a good heart.

1202
[Link],840 --> [Link],480
I love this dress.

1203
[Link],480 --> [Link],320
You look fine.

1204
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
Oh, thank you.

1205
[Link],160 --> [Link],440
What would you like to drink?

1206
[Link],440 --> [Link],000
What's a traditional drink for a rehearsal dinner?

1207
[Link],000 --> [Link],080
Three scotches neat and a champagne for the lady.

1208
[Link],080 --> [Link],280
Oh, thank you.
1209
[Link],280 --> [Link],680
All right.

1210
[Link],680 --> [Link],800
You remembered.

1211
[Link],800 --> [Link],920
That you can't handle hard liquor?

1212
[Link],950 --> [Link],640
Yeah, the smell's still not out of my car.

1213
[Link],640 --> [Link],600
You know I feel really bad about that.

1214
[Link],760 --> [Link],520
That was a fun night.

1215
[Link],520 --> [Link],760
That was a fun summer.

1216
[Link],840 --> [Link],760
Marks!

1217
[Link],760 --> [Link],800
Marks, captain says that we can steer the ship.

1218
[Link],800 --> [Link],600
Oh, okay, I'm coming.

1219
[Link],600 --> [Link],960
Hang on, I've got heels on.

1220
[Link],180 --> [Link],520
Look how lucky we are.

1221
[Link],520 --> [Link],960
On a boat sailing back and forth

1222
[Link],960 --> [Link],720
with no real transportation or reason.

1223
[Link],560 --> [Link],760
Okay.

1224
[Link],760 --> [Link],560
And look at you, Polly Pocket.

1225
[Link],560 --> [Link],840
You the belle of the boat.

1226
[Link],240 --> [Link],360
He didn't remember me.

1227
[Link],580 --> [Link],860
Oh, hey, look, is that Tasmania?

1228
[Link],890 --> [Link],680
No, honey, that's, yes, I think it might be.

1229
[Link],680 --> [Link],560
Polly, Tasmania, God damn it.

1230
[Link],560 --> [Link],760
There it is.

1231
[Link],760 --> [Link],160
Well, at least that was subtle.

1232
[Link],160 --> [Link],240
Was it?

1233
[Link],540 --> [Link],720
This oddly reminds me of prom.

1234
[Link],720 --> [Link],720
The first or second time?

1235
[Link],720 --> [Link],560
Jonathan is just the most perfect guy.

1236
[Link],560 --> [Link],440
He's like a son to us.

1237
[Link],440 --> [Link],840
Well, that might be a problem, mate.

1238
[Link],840 --> [Link],920
They might not wanna shag a brother.

1239
[Link],170 --> [Link],240
So how's it going?

1240
[Link],240 --> [Link],680
Can parents back off a little?

1241
[Link],770 --> [Link],070
How about you?

1242
[Link],360 --> [Link],600
Game on.

1243
[Link],600 --> [Link],680
Can you even dance?

1244
[Link],680 --> [Link],840
You just let me lead.

1245
[Link],750 --> [Link],600
Oh, God.

1246
[Link],070 --> [Link],960
Let's go.

1247
[Link],080 --> [Link],240
Is Margaret watching?

1248
[Link],160 --> [Link],120
It's a little hard to tell

1249
[Link],120 --> [Link],360
what bitch Hemsworth am I wearing.

1250
[Link],360 --> [Link],760
Everybody to the top deck,

1251
[Link],760 --> [Link],320
we about to do a champagne toast.

1252
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
I'm with you.
1253
[Link],980 --> [Link],320
So what are we doing?

1254
[Link],320 --> [Link],320
Closing the deal.

1255
[Link],220 --> [Link],490
Titanic me.

1256
[Link],640 --> [Link],560
What?

1257
[Link],560 --> [Link],360
Oh, help yourself to some champagne.

1258
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Oh, thank you.

1259
[Link],200 --> [Link],320
Grab some drinks.

1260
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
Oh, great.

1261
[Link],160 --> [Link],080
Nice.

1262
[Link],080 --> [Link],920
Titanic me.

1263
[Link],380 --> [Link],280
No, that is so lame.

1264
[Link],280 --> [Link],720
Exactly.

1265
[Link],720 --> [Link],920
The only people who would do something this lame

1266
[Link],920 --> [Link],920
are the ones who know how lame it is,

1267
[Link],920 --> [Link],600
but are in the first stages of liking each other,
1268
[Link],600 --> [Link],160
so they're totally comfortable in their mutual lameness.

1269
[Link],160 --> [Link],680
Toast me.

1270
[Link],680 --> [Link],680
Oh my God.

1271
[Link],680 --> [Link],520
Come on.

1272
[Link],520 --> [Link],480
This is so cringe.

1273
[Link],480 --> [Link],960
So is saying cringe, old man.

1274
[Link],130 --> [Link],280
Lift my arms.

1275
[Link],110 --> [Link],360
I've seen the movie.

1276
[Link],360 --> [Link],200
Have you?

1277
[Link],230 --> [Link],400
Okay.

1278
[Link],610 --> [Link],000
This is never gonna work.

1279
[Link],940 --> [Link],540
Aww! That is the cutest thing I've ever seen!

1280
[Link],570 --> [Link],000
Are they doing Titanic?

1281
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Aww!

1282
[Link],280 --> [Link],910
Are they watching?

1283
[Link],120 --> [Link],000
Yep.

1284
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Are they buying it?

1285
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Can't imagine they would.

1286
[Link],860 --> [Link],000
It's real. We did it.

1287
[Link],730 --> [Link],270
We're good. We're really bloody good.

1288
[Link],770 --> [Link],770
Jonathan, have you seen Tasmania?

1289
[Link],130 --> [Link],000
Inya, I'm fine. It's fine.

1290
[Link],630 --> [Link],740
Can I do the line?

1291
[Link],870 --> [Link],250
That's king of the world. You're king of the world.

1292
[Link],980 --> [Link],420
Jack, I'm flying!

1293
[Link],450 --> [Link],000
Okay, we can stop there.

1294
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
We can stop there.

1295
[Link],450 --> [Link],000
They're gone. Show's over.

1296
[Link],880 --> [Link],660
Oh my god!

1297
[Link],980 --> [Link],000
No! Wait for me! Help! Wait!

1298
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Wait!

1299
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Bae!

1300
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Bea!

1301
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Are you okay?

1302
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah.

1303
[Link],170 --> [Link],510
Why'd you jump in?

1304
[Link],530 --> [Link],530
To save you!

1305
[Link],560 --> [Link],950
But you're a terrible swimmer!

1306
[Link],970 --> [Link],970
I'm a great swimmer! Just short distances.

1307
[Link],460 --> [Link],460
We're gonna die.

1308
[Link],480 --> [Link],480
We're not gonna die.

1309
[Link],720 --> [Link],150
We're gonna get hypothermia.

1310
[Link],170 --> [Link],170
The water's 90 degrees.

1311
[Link],200 --> [Link],630
We're gonna get eaten by sharks.
1312
[Link],880 --> [Link],970
Fuck! We're gonna get eaten by sharks!

1313
[Link],180 --> [Link],180
We are gonna be fine.

1314
[Link],200 --> [Link],200
And we spent ten hours shredding water off the coast of the Cayman Islands.

1315
[Link],570 --> [Link],570
Goldman?

1316
[Link],600 --> [Link],020
Yeah, it was a partner's kids bar mitzvah.

1317
[Link],050 --> [Link],240
A little bit of crack.

1318
[Link],290 --> [Link],290
Oh my god!

1319
[Link],320 --> [Link],160
Roger!

1320
[Link],190 --> [Link],190
Oh my god!

1321
[Link],210 --> [Link],880
It looks like they're going full Titanic.

1322
[Link],910 --> [Link],380
I love the commitment!

1323
[Link],400 --> [Link],400
Stop the boat!

1324
[Link],430 --> [Link],430
No, no, no.

1325
[Link],450 --> [Link],450
Help!

1326
[Link],480 --> [Link],480
They're coming!
1327
[Link],500 --> [Link],500
Stay calm!

1328
[Link],530 --> [Link],120
This is not a very good swim.

1329
[Link],140 --> [Link],810
Bei!

1330
[Link],060 --> [Link],770
There.

1331
[Link],010 --> [Link],700
Are you sure?

1332
[Link],970 --> [Link],970
Yeah.

1333
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Come on.

1334
[Link],290 --> [Link],000
Why aren't we turning the boat around?

1335
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
We are in too shallow of water.

1336
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
We'll run aground.

1337
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
But harbour rescue has been notified.

1338
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Come on.

1339
[Link],170 --> [Link],000
Are you good?

1340
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Mm-hmm.

1341
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Okay.

1342
[Link],450 --> [Link],000
All right.

1343
[Link],910 --> [Link],910
Okay.

1344
[Link],360 --> [Link],000
Let's go.

1345
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
All right, get in the row.

1346
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Okay.

1347
[Link],610 --> [Link],460
That was, um, probably the most--

1348
[Link],770 --> [Link],000
I mean, if you didn't close it with Margaret, I don't--

1349
[Link],000 --> [Link],560
There's nothing more romantic than jumping in to save me.

1350
[Link],730 --> [Link],000
Yeah, well, Jonathan didn't do it, that's for sure.

1351
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Your parents half the clock, that's shit.

1352
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You didn't even give him a chance.

1353
[Link],940 --> [Link],000
Why do you keep defending this guy?

1354
[Link],710 --> [Link],720
Why do you break up with him in the first place?

1355
[Link],740 --> [Link],740
It's complicated.

1356
[Link],770 --> [Link],770
It's never complicated.

1357
[Link],790 --> [Link],000
What, he cheated on you?

1358
[Link],140 --> [Link],350
Drug problem?

1359
[Link],970 --> [Link],000
Did you catch him measuring his dick with a ruler app?

1360
[Link],960 --> [Link],000
We never fought.

1361
[Link],060 --> [Link],000
Isn't that a good thing?

1362
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
It was just comfortable.

1363
[Link],000 --> [Link],790
And he's a great guy, which means there's no one out there for me

1364
[Link],820 --> [Link],000
because I had the best one.

1365
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I couldn't even tell him I quit law school.

1366
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
And I have no idea what I'm gonna do with my life.

1367
[Link],890 --> [Link],000
We're gonna get eaten by sharks, I had to tell somebody.

1368
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
No one else knows?

1369
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I don't think this is the weekend to drop that bomb.

1370
[Link],980 --> [Link],000
You finally did it.
1371
[Link],610 --> [Link],000
What?

1372
[Link],580 --> [Link],000
You know, one night you said you didn't want to be a lawyer anyways.

1373
[Link],840 --> [Link],000
You remember that?

1374
[Link],330 --> [Link],000
It was a memorable night, until you snuck out, of course.

1375
[Link],980 --> [Link],000
Why did you?

1376
[Link],750 --> [Link],000
Because you scared the shit out of me.

1377
[Link],090 --> [Link],000
It was the first time in my life that I felt fire and I had to blow it out.

1378
[Link],840 --> [Link],000
I know a little bit about that.

1379
[Link],710 --> [Link],600
I was really hurt when you left.

1380
[Link],470 --> [Link],000
So I said all that terrible stuff about you to Pete.

1381
[Link],510 --> [Link],000
That's not how I felt.

1382
[Link],360 --> [Link],000
Look at us.

1383
[Link],820 --> [Link],000
Just a couple of fucked up people floating in the middle of the harbor.

1384
[Link],890 --> [Link],000
Promise me if we make it out alive we'll go see that from dry land.

1385
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
It's a pretty killer view from here.
1386
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
It's dumb but I want to see the people.

1387
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Landmarks like those are full of people in love.

1388
[Link],000 --> [Link],470
Marriage proposals, honeymooners, romantics jumping off of moving trains

1389
[Link],490 --> [Link],000
just to see the building with the person they love.

1390
[Link],790 --> [Link],000
Like your dad in the Eiffel Tower?

1391
[Link],480 --> [Link],000
He told you that?

1392
[Link],990 --> [Link],000
Nothing else matters when it comes to love.

1393
[Link],560 --> [Link],000
You could use a bit of that right now.

1394
[Link],040 --> [Link],000
It's not dumb.

1395
[Link],710 --> [Link],000
You, me and the opera house.

1396
[Link],840 --> [Link],840
It's a date.

1397
[Link],490 --> [Link],000
I promise.

1398
[Link],650 --> [Link],000
What's wrong?

1399
[Link],410 --> [Link],000
I'm a little afraid of flying.

1400
[Link],560 --> [Link],560
Don't you fly all the time for your job?

1401
[Link],330 --> [Link],320
I have a very specific routine.

1402
[Link],860 --> [Link],300
I mask, headphones, build my bubble.

1403
[Link],420 --> [Link],000
That's my Serenity song.

1404
[Link],080 --> [Link],390
How do you know my Serenity song?

1405
[Link],410 --> [Link],410
Don't worry about it.

1406
[Link],920 --> [Link],000
You all good?

1407
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Shut the fuck up now!

1408
[Link],650 --> [Link],000
Thanks again.

1409
[Link],000 --> [Link],270
Stay out of the water, yeah?

1410
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Want some coffee?

1411
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Not the stuff from here. I'll be up all night.

1412
[Link],190 --> [Link],880
Yeah.

1413
[Link],680 --> [Link],000
Thanks for kind of saving me though.

1414
[Link],150 --> [Link],000
It was fun.

1415
[Link],580 --> [Link],000
Stupid, but fun.

1416
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Well, that's the best kind.

1417
[Link],820 --> [Link],000
No, no, no, it's hot!

1418
[Link],370 --> [Link],000
I'm warm.

1419
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
When are you ever gonna learn?

1420
[Link],380 --> [Link],000
Like, you want me to blow on it?

1421
[Link],790 --> [Link],000
Is it still hot?

1422
[Link],520 --> [Link],900
We're getting pretty good at faking it.

1423
[Link],930 --> [Link],000
I don't even know what's real anymore.

1424
[Link],270 --> [Link],370
Everything I do just feels like a mistake.

1425
[Link],690 --> [Link],690
Ben, Steve, are you guys all right?

1426
[Link],970 --> [Link],970
Ben, wait, you hear?

1427
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I can't hear you.

1428
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Steve!

1429
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Beatrice!
1430
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Beatrice!

1431
[Link],500 --> [Link],000
Honey, what are these? Is that a handprint?

1432
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
No.

1433
[Link],960 --> [Link],160
Come on, baby gorgeous.

1434
[Link],190 --> [Link],000
We got chores. Come on, let's go.

1435
[Link],260 --> [Link],010
Ben, are you ready? We got groom stuff to do.

1436
[Link],350 --> [Link],670
Dude, I'm coming, I'm coming.

1437
[Link],690 --> [Link],060
Man, I hope you scrub from top to bottom,

1438
[Link],080 --> [Link],080
'cause who knows what was in that heart rate.

1439
[Link],110 --> [Link],110
I also showered last night.

1440
[Link],130 --> [Link],130
Two showers in eight hours?

1441
[Link],160 --> [Link],850
Go off, King, get clean!

1442
[Link],240 --> [Link],010
Happy Wedding Day! Are you excited?

1443
[Link],030 --> [Link],840
Yes, I'm so excited to marry Claudia.

1444
[Link],870 --> [Link],660
But, you know, I'm also hosting a party
1445
[Link],690 --> [Link],530
where it feels like we're all playing parts in a play,

1446
[Link],550 --> [Link],970
and I'm not really into the pageantry,

1447
[Link],990 --> [Link],730
and I kinda just wanna do a little--

1448
[Link],550 --> [Link],720
All that matters is that you and Claudia

1449
[Link],740 --> [Link],580
run for the rest of your lives together.

1450
[Link],980 --> [Link],000
I love you.

1451
[Link],020 --> [Link],640
I love you too.

1452
[Link],670 --> [Link],850
Bae?

1453
[Link],630 --> [Link],380
Hey, you're still good to get the cake, right?

1454
[Link],400 --> [Link],540
Yes, ma'am.

1455
[Link],560 --> [Link],000
Awesome. I put Margaret on it with you,

1456
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
just to be safe.

1457
[Link],640 --> [Link],000
Margaret.

1458
[Link],650 --> [Link],090
All right, talk to me, baby.

1459
[Link],120 --> [Link],360
Who's it gonna be, Margaret or Bae?

1460
[Link],380 --> [Link],910
Come on, man, don't give me that.

1461
[Link],930 --> [Link],660
We're just two girls talking.

1462
[Link],680 --> [Link],660
I get it, though. It's tough.

1463
[Link],730 --> [Link],000
Magpie's your dream girl.

1464
[Link],560 --> [Link],020
She's confident, beautiful,

1465
[Link],050 --> [Link],500
and she knows how to put out a fire with her attire.

1466
[Link],530 --> [Link],000
Now Bae's waxing her other hand.

1467
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Whoo!

1468
[Link],000 --> [Link],070
She's smart, funny, quick,

1469
[Link],100 --> [Link],970
and she got an ass you could bounce a quarter off of.

1470
[Link],000 --> [Link],020
- Peter. - What?

1471
[Link],050 --> [Link],660
I'm not objectifying Margaret, man.

1472
[Link],680 --> [Link],000
That'd be inappropriate. That's my cousin.

1473
[Link],000 --> [Link],570
It's inappropriate with Bae too.

1474
[Link],600 --> [Link],240
This is deeper than I thought.

1475
[Link],260 --> [Link],880
Hey, Sydney!

1476
[Link],900 --> [Link],210
My boy is in love!

1477
[Link],330 --> [Link],700
- Stop, dude, just stop. - What?

1478
[Link],730 --> [Link],730
I know what you're doing.

1479
[Link],750 --> [Link],080
I know what you've all been doing.

1480
[Link],110 --> [Link],030
You set us up, and we went along with it.

1481
[Link],060 --> [Link],060
But it's fake.

1482
[Link],370 --> [Link],370
It was my stepdad, right?

1483
[Link],390 --> [Link],390
He can't act for shit.

1484
[Link],850 --> [Link],850
You suck too, bro.

1485
[Link],880 --> [Link],880
That's foul, dog.

1486
[Link],900 --> [Link],900
It's definitely gotta be Bae, man.

1487
[Link],930 --> [Link],930
I don't know, man.

1488
[Link],950 --> [Link],950
I don't fucking know.
1489
[Link],980 --> [Link],980
She doesn't know what she wants.

1490
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
She's single for basically the first time in her life.

1491
[Link],030 --> [Link],030
She just quit law school.

1492
[Link],050 --> [Link],050
Her fucking fiancé's here.

1493
[Link],080 --> [Link],080
Man, stop with all the white boy--

1494
[Link],100 --> [Link],100
- What the-- - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1495
[Link],130 --> [Link],130
Seriously.

1496
[Link],150 --> [Link],250
Anytime something gets real, you run away,

1497
[Link],280 --> [Link],280
call yourself a fuckboy, make an excuse,

1498
[Link],300 --> [Link],860
and you just move on to the next.

1499
[Link],410 --> [Link],410
It's Bae.

1500
[Link],890 --> [Link],520
We jumped off a boat for her.

1501
[Link],310 --> [Link],490
Oh, that's perfect.

1502
[Link],520 --> [Link],450
They're gonna love it.

1503
[Link],480 --> [Link],480
Thank you so much.
1504
[Link],500 --> [Link],740
Let me get this boxed up for you.

1505
[Link],760 --> [Link],760
- Thank you. - Thank you.

1506
[Link],770 --> [Link],610
I don't get all the pageantry of weddings.

1507
[Link],640 --> [Link],970
If you like someone, give 'em a snog.

1508
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Keep it to yourselves.

1509
[Link],420 --> [Link],420
I wore a wedding dress for Halloween

1510
[Link],450 --> [Link],450
for five years in a row.

1511
[Link],470 --> [Link],180
Stop it.

1512
[Link],200 --> [Link],200
No, I know.

1513
[Link],230 --> [Link],230
It's so pathetic.

1514
[Link],910 --> [Link],450
But I am with you now.

1515
[Link],470 --> [Link],250
This is not for me.

1516
[Link],270 --> [Link],150
So you and Ben aren't serious?

1517
[Link],170 --> [Link],920
What?

1518
[Link],950 --> [Link],950
No, no, it's just...

1519
[Link],400 --> [Link],520
we're just situationally together.

1520
[Link],550 --> [Link],910
'Cause when I saw you last night in the harbor,

1521
[Link],930 --> [Link],470
I thought it might be more with you two.

1522
[Link],500 --> [Link],600
Just...situationally.

1523
[Link],620 --> [Link],620
- Is that an American thing? - I don't even know.

1524
[Link],650 --> [Link],650
So you're right if I have a go at him, then?

1525
[Link],030 --> [Link],000
I feel like I might have made a mistake letting him loose.

1526
[Link],450 --> [Link],560
If that's not okay, just tell me.

1527
[Link],590 --> [Link],700
For real.

1528
[Link],240 --> [Link],000
I know he really likes you.

1529
[Link],590 --> [Link],830
How do you think I should play this with Ben?

1530
[Link],850 --> [Link],350
Should I wait until after the wedding?

1531
[Link],380 --> [Link],280
Um...I don't know.

1532
[Link],310 --> [Link],050
Have you guys hooked up?

1533
[Link],080 --> [Link],080
- Hey. - We're Beatrice.

1534
[Link],100 --> [Link],300
You quit school?

1535
[Link],330 --> [Link],330
You're just gonna pour gasoline on everything you've worked for?

1536
[Link],350 --> [Link],000
Is there still time to re-enroll?

1537
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Soon as you broke up with Jonathan, everything turned to pot.

1538
[Link],280 --> [Link],780
Are you on drugs? Because at least then I'd understand.

1539
[Link],800 --> [Link],750
Who told you I quit law school? Was it Ben?

1540
[Link],780 --> [Link],780
- You quit school? - What?

1541
[Link],800 --> [Link],000
When were you gonna tell us?

1542
[Link],020 --> [Link],360
Is this to get back at us?

1543
[Link],380 --> [Link],000
I'm sorry if we pushed you to succeed your whole life.

1544
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
We're such awful parents.

1545
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Mom, this isn't about you.

1546
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yes it is. It is about us.

1547
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
And no, we're not gonna let you throw away your life
1548
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
because you're going through something.

1549
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Everyone is always going through something.

1550
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
It's called life.

1551
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Hey.

1552
[Link],800 --> [Link],000
I can't believe you.

1553
[Link],350 --> [Link],620
You told him I quit school?

1554
[Link],640 --> [Link],390
No, I didn't.

1555
[Link],410 --> [Link],000
You told Pete. Pete told us.

1556
[Link],460 --> [Link],350
I told you what?

1557
[Link],370 --> [Link],940
Yeah, no, I told Pete, but I didn't mean it like that.

1558
[Link],960 --> [Link],690
Told me what?

1559
[Link],860 --> [Link],390
That we're gonna find out at some point.

1560
[Link],410 --> [Link],900
That's not for you to decide.

1561
[Link],920 --> [Link],760
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

1562
[Link],790 --> [Link],610
It doesn't matter how we found out.
1563
[Link],630 --> [Link],380
Found out what?

1564
[Link],400 --> [Link],000
She quit law school.

1565
[Link],240 --> [Link],000
Oh, yeah, I knew that.

1566
[Link],220 --> [Link],220
You're real shit.

1567
[Link],400 --> [Link],000
I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

1568
[Link],280 --> [Link],280
There's a reason why you're alone. No one can trust you.

1569
[Link],940 --> [Link],000
Yeah, what's your reason?

1570
[Link],570 --> [Link],970
Guys like you.

1571
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Keep telling yourself that.

1572
[Link],540 --> [Link],000
Fuck off.

1573
[Link],000 --> [Link],620
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't do this right here, right now.

1574
[Link],650 --> [Link],500
I messed this all up. It's all on me.

1575
[Link],530 --> [Link],580
Why don't we all go for a swim, eh?

1576
[Link],610 --> [Link],950
Cool off before the wedding?

1577
[Link],970 --> [Link],710
That's a great idea. Maybe early drinks?

1578
[Link],740 --> [Link],790
Guys, I am so sorry, but your plan is all ruined.

1579
[Link],810 --> [Link],000
We are not together. We were faking it the whole time.

1580
[Link],710 --> [Link],630
You knew?

1581
[Link],650 --> [Link],860
What are they even talking about?

1582
[Link],880 --> [Link],040
Well, we may have orchestrated a union between the pair of them

1583
[Link],070 --> [Link],420
in order for peace to prevail across the land.

1584
[Link],510 --> [Link],510
You lied to us?

1585
[Link],760 --> [Link],020
What have you been honest about lately?

1586
[Link],050 --> [Link],650
So you lied to me too?

1587
[Link],890 --> [Link],000
You're not together?

1588
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I could never be with someone like him.

1589
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah, 'cause I'm the one who fucked it up.

1590
[Link],000 --> [Link],350
You did fuck it up.

1591
[Link],380 --> [Link],140
I fucked it up?

1592
[Link],170 --> [Link],000
Yeah, you fucked it up.

1593
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I fucked it up?

1594
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
You fucked it up.

1595
[Link],750 --> [Link],750
Oh, no.

1596
[Link],780 --> [Link],000
Bad dog, Kalonofin.

1597
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I mean, good dog, you killed that shit,

1598
[Link],000 --> [Link],740
but next time read the room, Kaymoney.

1599
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I am so sorry.

1600
[Link],040 --> [Link],000
Hey, uh...

1601
[Link],040 --> [Link],000
Bae.

1602
[Link],100 --> [Link],420
I think he's gonna be fine.

1603
[Link],450 --> [Link],450
He's gonna be fine.

1604
[Link],970 --> [Link],000
He's gonna be fine.

1605
[Link],490 --> [Link],680
Good, you're perfect.

1606
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Relax, you're working yourself up.
1607
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
It is not fine. It is not everything.

1608
[Link],260 --> [Link],610
It is fine.

1609
[Link],630 --> [Link],230
Okay, all we asked of them was to come out here,

1610
[Link],260 --> [Link],560
celebrate us, and they are ruining it.

1611
[Link],590 --> [Link],590
And all week and I have been so stressed,

1612
[Link],060 --> [Link],230
and you've been more worried about what's going on with bae

1613
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
than with me.

1614
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Well, you've been more concerned about your planning.

1615
[Link],260 --> [Link],050
Are you marrying me or your itinerary?

1616
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Well, if that's how you feel,

1617
[Link],260 --> [Link],140
then why are we even doing this?

1618
[Link],080 --> [Link],760
I don't know.

1619
[Link],780 --> [Link],040
You tell me.

1620
[Link],960 --> [Link],700
There's one last thing we need to fake.

1621
[Link],000 --> [Link],260
Claudia, Allie, we're assholes.
1622
[Link],260 --> [Link],560
We're really sorry.

1623
[Link],580 --> [Link],510
I'm a terrible sister, and he's a terrible friend.

1624
[Link],870 --> [Link],540
It's your guys' big day.

1625
[Link],560 --> [Link],260
We're not gonna mess it up, we promise.

1626
[Link],260 --> [Link],590
Uh-huh, but just so you both know,

1627
[Link],610 --> [Link],260
if you fuck up today, the something I borrowed

1628
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
is a knife, and it's shiny and new.

1629
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Love is intoxicating.

1630
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
It envelops you, it tickles you,

1631
[Link],600 --> [Link],260
and it makes you feel like you can walk on air.

1632
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
It's like this wind.

1633
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
It's in your bones, it's in your breath,

1634
[Link],260 --> [Link],030
it's in every beat of your heart.

1635
[Link],050 --> [Link],260
You can't look for it, you can't describe it,

1636
[Link],690 --> [Link],930
and you can't escape it.

1637
[Link],010 --> [Link],260
Allie, I love you so much,

1638
[Link],650 --> [Link],860
and I don't think I say it enough.

1639
[Link],920 --> [Link],920
You are the yin to my yang,

1640
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
peanut butter to my jelly,

1641
[Link],260 --> [Link],490
and I will love you forever and always.

1642
[Link],780 --> [Link],220
Claudia, I love you with so much of my heart

1643
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
that none is left to protest.

1644
[Link],260 --> [Link],890
That's very good.

1645
[Link],910 --> [Link],910
Just made it up.

1646
[Link],370 --> [Link],370
A lot of it.

1647
[Link],450 --> [Link],140
I now pronounce you married!

1648
[Link],450 --> [Link],160
Yeah!

1649
[Link],260 --> [Link],010
Oh, look, there she is.

1650
[Link],900 --> [Link],260
Oh, hey, parents.

1651
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Is that Tasmania?

1652
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Yeah.

1653
[Link],260 --> [Link],020
How are you doing, honey?

1654
[Link],040 --> [Link],040
I am so sorry I lied to you guys about school.

1655
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.

1656
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Well, if you'd just told us, maybe we could have--

1657
[Link],260 --> [Link],540
Trying to talk me out of it?

1658
[Link],560 --> [Link],560
No, maybe we could have supported you.

1659
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I know this is scary for you guys.

1660
[Link],180 --> [Link],740
Yeah, it's scary for me too,

1661
[Link],380 --> [Link],260
and I gotta figure it out on my own.

1662
[Link],570 --> [Link],040
I know that every now and then

1663
[Link],060 --> [Link],260
we might come off as a little...

1664
[Link],260 --> [Link],670
Controlling?

1665
[Link],690 --> [Link],260
No.
1666
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Overbearing?

1667
[Link],260 --> [Link],840
No.

1668
[Link],860 --> [Link],860
Actually crazy?

1669
[Link],890 --> [Link],580
Yes.

1670
[Link],610 --> [Link],160
That's it, but only because we love you so much.

1671
[Link],720 --> [Link],970
Love you.

1672
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Good luck.

1673
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Good luck.

1674
[Link],190 --> [Link],700
Hi, Aunt.

1675
[Link],730 --> [Link],260
Yes?

1676
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Do you mind if I steal a hand?

1677
[Link],260 --> [Link],800
Uh, not at all.

1678
[Link],830 --> [Link],260
Go ahead.

1679
[Link],250 --> [Link],610
High five.

1680
[Link],170 --> [Link],880
Hey.
1681
[Link],880 --> [Link],480
Hi.

1682
[Link],740 --> [Link],740
Where's Bo?

1683
[Link],040 --> [Link],260
He buggered off.

1684
[Link],730 --> [Link],260
He said he saw a wave he couldn't morally not surf.

1685
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I'm sorry.

1686
[Link],960 --> [Link],260
It was never really anything.

1687
[Link],170 --> [Link],260
And you and Bea.

1688
[Link],720 --> [Link],260
She said you were just situational.

1689
[Link],780 --> [Link],260
She said that?

1690
[Link],920 --> [Link],920
Are you good?

1691
[Link],070 --> [Link],260
Yeah, we know it's been a tough weekend for you.

1692
[Link],230 --> [Link],260
I don't know.

1693
[Link],820 --> [Link],260
These last few days really made me realize

1694
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
how much I miss you.

1695
[Link],110 --> [Link],720
Why don't you just go for a walk?

1696
[Link],750 --> [Link],260
Figure your head.

1697
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Yeah, we'll go with you.

1698
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
No, we won't.

1699
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
No.

1700
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I love you, but this is our wedding.

1701
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
So...

1702
[Link],610 --> [Link],260
Are you sure?

1703
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Yeah.

1704
[Link],830 --> [Link],260
I might go and do some people watching.

1705
[Link],920 --> [Link],260
Just not...

1706
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
these people.

1707
[Link],340 --> [Link],260
Thank you.

1708
[Link],380 --> [Link],260
Wow.

1709
[Link],860 --> [Link],490
Ben.

1710
[Link],840 --> [Link],840
I wanted this for so long.

1711
[Link],040 --> [Link],260
But I think I'm just holding on to a memory.

1712
[Link],300 --> [Link],490
And also, I...

1713
[Link],910 --> [Link],260
I'm sorry.

1714
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I'm so sorry.

1715
[Link],940 --> [Link],630
I've never seen Bea like this before.

1716
[Link],660 --> [Link],260
Really?

1717
[Link],350 --> [Link],960
You were the one who said there's a thin line

1718
[Link],980 --> [Link],260
between love and hate.

1719
[Link],560 --> [Link],330
You're always the first person to say that bit, you know?

1720
[Link],360 --> [Link],260
I know it sounds crazy,

1721
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
but even when they were yapping at each other,

1722
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I've never seen Bea happier.

1723
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Same with Ben.

1724
[Link],720 --> [Link],260
Hey, stepfather, may I have a word?
1725
[Link],260 --> [Link],500
Yes, but make it quick, son.

1726
[Link],530 --> [Link],310
I promised my lady a dance, but don't tell your mother.

1727
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
You're so clever.

1728
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
You know who's also clever?

1729
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Ben.

1730
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
You know who else would be perfect for Ben?

1731
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
That mumbly girl who always looks like she's got a secret.

1732
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
You know her name is Bea.

1733
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
That was a callback.

1734
[Link],260 --> [Link],830
Will you stop?

1735
[Link],020 --> [Link],020
Stop.

1736
[Link],180 --> [Link],690
How you going, mate? How you going, Ben?

1737
[Link],710 --> [Link],710
What, you two?

1738
[Link],290 --> [Link],040
What?

1739
[Link],070 --> [Link],580
Just enough with the loud talking and the overhearing.
1740
[Link],600 --> [Link],600
Just stop.

1741
[Link],630 --> [Link],260
Bro, we literally didn't know you were standing there.

1742
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Yeah, it's true. We didn't know you were listening.

1743
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
We did.

1744
[Link],530 --> [Link],260
It was greatly a performance for one.

1745
[Link],260 --> [Link],850
And we nailed it, too.

1746
[Link],880 --> [Link],880
What is with you people?

1747
[Link],340 --> [Link],260
This entire weekend, I have been lied to

1748
[Link],260 --> [Link],850
and manipulated and puppeteered.

1749
[Link],480 --> [Link],410
I don't know what is real and what is not.

1750
[Link],440 --> [Link],260
Mate, I know you're a little blurry,

1751
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
but I meant what I said up there about love.

1752
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
It's too precious a resource to be wasted.

1753
[Link],040 --> [Link],260
I haven't seen her. Is she, uh--

1754
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
She went on a walk a while ago.

1755
[Link],820 --> [Link],260
After she saw you kissing Margaret.

1756
[Link],580 --> [Link],260
What?

1757
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
No, I didn't kiss Margaret.

1758
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Margaret kissed me. I backed up.

1759
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I don't want to be with Margaret.

1760
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
I want to--

1761
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Stop it.

1762
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
You gorgeous idiot.

1763
[Link],260 --> [Link],260
Run. Don't wait on love.

1764
[Link],680 --> [Link],680
Fight for it.

1765
[Link],940 --> [Link],040
And don't worry about the age difference.

1766
[Link],070 --> [Link],000
I'm 29.

1767
[Link],000 --> [Link],100
Honey, no one's 29.

1768
[Link],570 --> [Link],490
Do you know where she went?

1769
[Link],510 --> [Link],160
She said she wanted to walk around, do some people watching.

1770
[Link],180 --> [Link],570
That's what she said?

1771
[Link],660 --> [Link],530
People watching?

1772
[Link],560 --> [Link],380
I think it was more of a euphemism for crying alone.

1773
[Link],560 --> [Link],560
No, it's not.

1774
[Link],150 --> [Link],830
I think I know where she might be.

1775
[Link],850 --> [Link],850
Good God, man, go get her.

1776
[Link],880 --> [Link],440
Scour the city block by block.

1777
[Link],470 --> [Link],680
Scan the grid.

1778
[Link],700 --> [Link],950
First north, south, then east, west.

1779
[Link],980 --> [Link],340
Leo, I know exactly where she is.

1780
[Link],370 --> [Link],370
It makes it a lot easier.

1781
[Link],250 --> [Link],000
I just need to find my moving train.

1782
[Link],400 --> [Link],000
What's going on here?

1783
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Is that coffee?
1784
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah.

1785
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, wait.

1786
[Link],000 --> [Link],520
Call harbor rescue!

1787
[Link],540 --> [Link],000
Oh, my God!

1788
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Oh, my God!

1789
[Link],320 --> [Link],010
What the hell? Are you crazy?

1790
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Please ask a favor!

1791
[Link],910 --> [Link],610
Why don't you just treat people like my folks?

1792
[Link],640 --> [Link],640
Just go get the girl.

1793
[Link],660 --> [Link],660
Thank you!

1794
[Link],070 --> [Link],800
Excuse me!

1795
[Link],830 --> [Link],830
Excuse me!

1796
[Link],210 --> [Link],210
I didn't kiss Margaret. She kissed me.

1797
[Link],240 --> [Link],240
I know that's a bullshit excuse, but it's true.

1798
[Link],980 --> [Link],000
I couldn't find a moving train.
1799
[Link],810 --> [Link],840
Sorry, it's the best I could do.

1800
[Link],290 --> [Link],090
Are you out of your mind?

1801
[Link],110 --> [Link],000
Yeah.

1802
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Because it's been two years since we met

1803
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
and I haven't spent every single day with you.

1804
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
That's the sign of a crazy person.

1805
[Link],850 --> [Link],000
I hated you.

1806
[Link],000 --> [Link],660
I didn't really give you a choice.

1807
[Link],680 --> [Link],350
I definitely didn't hate you.

1808
[Link],370 --> [Link],130
You called me a bitch.

1809
[Link],160 --> [Link],820
I said you were acting like a bitch.

1810
[Link],840 --> [Link],850
No, I was a bitch.

1811
[Link],480 --> [Link],530
The way I handled everything.

1812
[Link],560 --> [Link],730
The way I handled the first night.

1813
[Link],750 --> [Link],480
The way I handled last night.

1814
[Link],320 --> [Link],310
Yeah, it wasn't really awesome.

1815
[Link],770 --> [Link],760
Why did you leave?

1816
[Link],370 --> [Link],370
I thought you were going to regret it.

1817
[Link],670 --> [Link],170
And I couldn't face the idea of losing someone else

1818
[Link],200 --> [Link],510
that I...

1819
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I really loved.

1820
[Link],900 --> [Link],360
Last night was the first thing I haven't regretted

1821
[Link],380 --> [Link],000
in a long time.

1822
[Link],370 --> [Link],000
I love the way we fight.

1823
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I love how smart you are.

1824
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
I love the weird way you

1825
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
stick your hands down my pants.

1826
[Link],000 --> [Link],830
And I love how you know what you don't want.

1827
[Link],630 --> [Link],210
And if it's not me,

1828
[Link],510 --> [Link],650
if I don't

1829
[Link],670 --> [Link],000
check all your boxes,

1830
[Link],000 --> [Link],500
if I'm not the one,

1831
[Link],520 --> [Link],220
I get it.

1832
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
That would really,

1833
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
really fucking suck.

1834
[Link],980 --> [Link],000
So, you gonna kiss me now?

1835
[Link],820 --> [Link],000
Yeah, I am.

1836
[Link],450 --> [Link],000
That's a lot of running for Mr. No Cardio.

1837
[Link],000 --> [Link],000
Yeah, I'm dying. I need some air.

1838
[Link],200 --> [Link],690
How do they know my Serenity song?

1839
[Link],800 --> [Link],360
I'm sorry you almost called off your wedding

1840
[Link],360 --> [Link],920
because of all of our bullshit.

1841
[Link],920 --> [Link],160
- What? - What?

1842
[Link],160 --> [Link],880
I saw you arguing on the porch.
1843
[Link],880 --> [Link],360
Oh, no, no, no, we staged a fake fight

1844
[Link],360 --> [Link],360
so you guys would feel bad and make up.

1845
[Link],360 --> [Link],640
Are you marrying your precious itinerary or me?

1846
[Link],640 --> [Link],560
Well, if that's how you feel,

1847
[Link],560 --> [Link],660
I don't know why we're doing this anymore.

1848
[Link],820 --> [Link],760
Thank you very much.

1849
[Link],760 --> [Link],600
Puppets.

1850
[Link],390 --> [Link],580
We're just puppets.

1851
[Link],400 --> [Link],420
Yep.