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What am I?
Where am I from?
Who am I supposed to be?
Why am I here?
Why don't I have wings?
Why was I left behind?
I need answers
I feel like a complete stranger
Am I some sort of komodo dragon
That these stupid ponies stole?
I'm sorry but I've made up my mind
I'm no good in a gemstone fight
Or whatever
I'm sorry but I've made up my mind
I know Twilight has a spell to write
Her own letters
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Yellow Horse
02:56
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I got lost in the hopes that you'd find me
I'm dizzy
Against the ever turning green of the labyrinth
Turning down the path into the deep darkness
That always seems to rise
Up in front of me
I'm dizzy
But still warm in the heart of the cottage
As it spins above the oak trees
Everything I say
Everything I say is an I-statement sentence
Can a thing as vain as I ever truly earn forgiveness?
Everything I say
Is an attempt to crack a joke at the expense of my own existence
When I look at you I can’t help but think I don’t really deserve this
I never could tell when the joke goes to far
Yellow horse
Yellow horse won't you show me the way
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It was so hot outside the cave
Pinkie just wanted to play by the lake
But by the time that she returned it was clear she was already late
They filled the pond
The other ones
She found it odd
To see them move
The copies of her own body
Outside of her influence
[SGAP]
Can you see your likeness around you?
Can you feel a lightness surround you?
Can it be so easy to drown you?
Can it be that maybe they found you?
Fun fun fun
Surrounded by her mirrors
Pinkie just wanted to disappear
All she could hear were the choruses of her own voices
That echoed in her ears
Some simply repeated “fun”
Others said “you’re a pain to your friends”
It was a hard thought to neglect
While the whole mess came to a head
As Pinkie and her reflections were gathered
Into the room
And indiscriminately popped like balloons
She knew exactly what she’d do
All around her the other ones were pulled back into the lake
As she stared at the paint
Even though she’d do anything to be with her friends again
She willingly looked away
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See you
Down by the beach head
Not the type
To be easily defeated
What’s up?
Are you looking for trouble?
Don't say
I’m too big to love you
Why is she here
Is she lookin for the gemstones?
She’s lurkin a lil near to my nest tho
I just wanna sweep her up
In my claw and I don’t know
Give’er a cordial invite
Into my bubble zone
Drag her to the ocean let her be my pony sea wife
Aqua-pillow-talk with her and get to see what she likes
Teach her how to swim right
Enchant her with the sea life
Meet her to my sea friends
Socialize her bee-hive
Crustaceous kisses
Show her all the oceans riches
Grant her wishes
Give her all my ruby fishes
Take her home
And never make her do my dishes
Observe and encourage her as she sews her stitches
Introduce her to everyone as my missus
Get all up in her little magic pony britches
Never stop loving her with crab Jesus as my witness
I’m sorry if you think I’m getting up in your business
You can smash my carapace
I don’t flipper give a ship
Snap my eye stalks off
My life was swimming worthless right until you came along
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5. |
Princess Breath
02:20
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Please put some new wings
Please put some new wings and horns on whoever
Please put some new wings and horns on whoever
I don’t care
I don’t care
I really don’t ca-a-a-a-are
Another purpleish princess pony
I love it
It’s great
Yeah I love to share
I don’t ca-a-a-a-are
Another purpleish princess pony
Four is a party
I love it
It’s great
I’m not special
I learned that long ago
Thank you Sunshine
For all of your help
I’m not special
Am I even related to you?
Thank you Sunshine
For all of your help
I need you now
I need you now
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6. |
Other Twilight
02:40
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Other Twilight had a dream the other night
She dreamed she was surrounded by friends
She felt sort of welcome and comfortable
She almost didn’t feel anxious at all
To her it seemed a little dumb
To her it seemed kinda silly
But in her dream she was a pony
And her friends were ponies too
They were bound together
By the elements’ infrastructure
United by the goal of caring for each other
And protecting everyone else
A shining golden purpose
For once she felt less useless
It felt like her heart
Was lit up by the sun
Waking up from that dream
She went straight back to sleep
Hoping to return
But she had no such luck
She slept for days
Wasted weeks away
Wishing to escape
Just one more time
It didn't matter what kind of monsters
She’d have to fight or kill or
Imprison in stone
She’d do it all without a second thought
It’s not like her life
Was something that she couldn’t survive
I guess it was just a
Just a little lonely sometimes
But friends aren’t a thing that
You can just wish for or dream up
Or be appointed to by a Queen
You’ll have trust me
You have to build the life
That you’re gonna want to live in
Even if it’s not so easy all the time
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7. |
Humans are Terrifying
03:29
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Humans are terrifying
What is my body doing?
Get me out of here
I want to go home
Humans are terrifying
I’m too nervous to want to dance
Why do they want to
Humiliate me over the Internet?
Humans are terrifying
I hate this nation of High School
I’ll establish a new rule
With my friends who aren’t my friends
Humans are terrifying
Maybe if I sing enough they won’t notice
I don’t fit in with the egg girls
And their big huge heads
The whole stressful situation was punctuated by a distinct sort of embarrassment. The feeling of magic withdrawal is kind of like constantly falling, accentuated by the helplessness of not really being able to understand anything. But I mean she tried, I mean she’s Twilight, what else would she possibly do, and it’s not like she had that much of a choice. And it all felt more or less at least a little familiar. Like she’d somehow dealt with, y’know, a lot of it before. But alone at night in the library with Spike she racked her brain to try and make quick work of a plan. Some sort of way to crown back, although arguably she probably wasn’t thinking straight considering, alone at night in the high school, she probably could have made use of that chance. But I mean, it does affect your judgment, to be exposed to that much constant physical and mental duress. And it is pretty disquieting to learn that there’s an alternate universe occupied by weird ugly clones of you and pretty much everyone that you’ve ever met.
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8. |
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I love, love, love it
My Exclusive Royal Canterlot Wedding Playset
I love, love, love it
Every day with you is so utterly perfect
I just want to brush your hair
I just want to mirror your mare
I just want to play horsie house with you all day
Ooo-
Yeah I’m a green eyed fake
I’ll chew you all the way / down
I wanna take all your love
‘til it’s gone
Yeah I’m the queen of the frauds
You never knew who I was
I wanna hold you captive
Forever in this fog
I love, love, love it
My Exclusive Royal Canterlot Wedding Playset
I love, love, love it
Every day with you is so utterly perfect
I love your dull plastic eyes
I hope you never see through my disguise
I just want to play bridle bride with you all day
Ooo-
I wish the hive would go away
I just want to bathe in this buffet
I just want to play pretend with you all day
I don’t care if I have to move your little mouth
I’ll make my own fake Shining Armor sounds
I just want to keep you all to myself
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9. |
Princess Breath Refrain
01:55
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Please put some new wings
Please put some new wings and horns on whoever
Please put some new wings and horns on whoever
I don’t care
I don’t care
I really don’t ca-a-a-a-are
Another purpleish princess pony
I love it
It’s great
Yeah I love to share
I don’t ca-a-a-a-are
Another purpleish princess pony
Four is a party
I love it
It’s great
I’m not special
I learned that long ago
Thank you Sunshine
For all of your help
I’m not special
Am I even related to you?
Thank you Sunshine
For all of your help
I need you now
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The day before Princess Twilight’s coronation
The only thing Luna wanted was a long vacation
She couldn't sleep over the hubbub of the preparations
So she spent most of Friday in front of the television
She flipped between a couple different shows
One featured a couple ponies that looked like colts she used to know
It reminded her of a daydream that carried her through her time in exile
She briefly wondered where they’d be now
And then tried to block that thought out
20 slices white bread
15 tablespoons of butter, divided
20 slices cheddar cheese
Preheated skillet over a medium heat
She’ll always have her glorious grilled cheese
As she fights to push her other needs / out of her mind
She’ll be just fine
Sandwiches in hoof she’ll endure this time
Turns out going through puberty alone on the moon
Can do some really weird things to you
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11. |
Blue / Flightcamp
02:56
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Blue
Blue’s a cool color
Lots of cool things are blue
The sky looks blue
Forget-me-nots are blue
Robin’s eggs are also blue
The ocean’s blue but it’s just a reflection of the sky
Rainbow Dash is blue too
Rainbow Dash is blue
Rainbow Dash is so cool
Rainbow Dash is so cool
I wish she’d be my friend
Rainbows
Are so super neat
They’re bright white light
Divided into
A spectrum of every visible color
Illuminating hope
Sunlight’s true nature
So beautiful and complex
Just like Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash is rainbow
Rainbow Dash is blue
Rainbow Dash is so cool
I wish she’d be my friend
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12. |
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I love, love, love it
My Exclusive Royal Canterlot Wedding Playset
I love, love, love it
Every day with you is so utterly perfect
I just want to brush your hair
I just want to mirror your mare
I just want to play horsie house with you all day
Ooo-
Yeah I’m a green eyed fake
I’ll chew you all the way / down
I wanna take all your love
‘til it’s gone
Yeah I’m the queen of the frauds
You never knew who I was
I wanna hold you captive
Forever in this fog
I love, love, love it
My Exclusive Royal Canterlot Wedding Playset
I love, love, love it
Every day with you is so utterly perfect
I love your dull plastic eyes
I hope you never see through my disguise
I just want to play bridle bride with you all day
Ooo-
I wish the hive would go away
I just want to bathe in this buffet
I just want to play pretend with you all day
I don’t care if I have to move your little mouth
I’ll make my own fake Shining Armor sounds
I just want to keep you all to myself
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Devi McCallion Toronto, Ontario
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