Proud separate account, grrr! But please see my userpage, check History for great justice, no confusion intended. And I have just moved the post you so rudely deleted, so no worries. (Bishzilla is a learner, and the man doesn't have a talkpage link in his sig!) Bishzilla07:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC).[reply]
Heh, my immediate reaction was "impostor account", sorry. I think I get the gist of it (due to the added confusion of this account's block log, and the move log history of the page). – Chacor07:11, 13 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Taxman nuked the original abusive account so Her Serene Highness Bishonen could take it over. (Fawningly: don't hurt me, Bishonen!) Check the block log again, please, now much prouder. Bishzilla07:32, 13 November 2006 (UTC).[reply]
I officially apologize for my incompetence. Didn't intend for you to stay blocked. Hope that's OK... er, there's a good zilla... aiieeee! *runs away* – Gurch22:27, 1 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
/me listens in surprise to the squeaky little noises. Picks up the little doc and articulates the arms and legs gently, then less gently. Noises become displeasingly shrill. /me stuffs the little doc in her pocket for sound insulation. Very faint welcoming squeaks are heard from the little ArbCom. Bishzilla01:09, 2 December 2006 (UTC).[reply]
If certain user is to be believed, the reason he was sanctioned by the ArbCom was that Her Serene Highness Bishonen keeps them in her pocket. I used to have a link to a Mailing List post... well, never mind, obviously the man must have been talking about Bishzilla! Big pockets! What is "humor"...? Excuse Zilla ignorance! Newbie! Bishzilla04:23, 2 December 2006 (UTC). [reply]
/me eats latest welcome wagon, then starts to eat User:Bastique. Bishzilla not so new any more! Teh bishonen and others (also eaten) already welcomed her ! No templates, please! Ah, both little wagon and little user delicious! Munch, munch! Bishzilla21:47, 2 December 2006 (UTC).[reply]
[/me picks up little user, sniffs him suspiciously. Recognizes him. Is pleased.] Arrrggghhh! Goodsmell! [/me stuffs little user in pocket. Pocket filling up nicely.] Bishzilla | grrrr!02:55, 13 December 2006 (UTC).[reply]
Bunchofgrapes would like to nominate you to be an administrator. Please visit Wikipedia:Requests for adminship to see what this process entails, and then contact Bunchofgrapes to accept or decline the nomination. A page has been created for your nomination at User:Bishzilla/Nomination. If you accept the nomination, you must formally state your acceptance and answer the questions on that page. Once you have answered the questions, you may post your nomination for discussion, or request that your nominator do so.
Now that's enough of that, monster. It's Her Serene Highness Bishonen to you, and I'll trouble you to remember it. "Bishonen scared of her", indeed! Bishonen | talk07:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Did you know you have an admirer? - User:Larzilla - I've vetted him though and judged him unsuitable. The thought of his progeny unleashed in the world is too unbearable to countenance. Besides, he doesn't have a rotating head, it would never work. --Mcginnly | Natter15:24, 26 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks for experimenting with the page teh on Wikipedia. Your recent edit appears to have added obviously incorrect information and has been reverted or removed. All information in our encyclopedia must be verifiable. If you believe the information you added was correct, please cite references or sources or discuss the changes on the article's talk page before making them. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Thanks. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 00:49, 28 January 2007 (UTC)[reply]
"taking this like a man"? What sort of insult is this, I'd ask for an apology. Bishzilla is taking it like a monster! Regards, CFTBL05:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC)[reply]
I hope you won't eat me up for asking an impertinent question, but I'd like to know, because if you're not, I have a perfect husband for you. Unfortunately, I can't put a fair use picture on your page, but if you click here, you'll find the monster of your dreams. He eats clocks and parking meters, by the way. Do you think you'd be compatible? Musical Linguist01:07, 3 February 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Muzzy? Muzzy? Zilla huge fan! President Muzzy fan club! Go, go, Muzzy! [/me fall into pleasant reverie, mumbling "I'm brave"... "I'm fat"... "I'm pretty... "I'm Norman"... "I'm clevah!"] Muzzy rulez! Bishzilla | grrrr!01:22, 3 February 2007 (UTC).[reply]
I came here for a massage, and I'm going to GET a massage!
Just because you're a poorly-drawn monster, that doesn't get you out of your obligations!
So come on, make with the massage! And it better be SWEDISH!
/Zilla deposit little Paul gently on talkpage and watch as he gradually realizes what happened to little Bladestorm and starts to witter in circles, consumed with terror. /Zilla smiles benevolently. Zilla learn to avoid Swedish massages! Always learning! Give admin tools to clever Zilla now! Bishzilla | grrrr!01:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC).[reply]
[/Bishzilla shakes her head at the little Ta bu shi da yu, causing a mighty movement of air which makes him fall over.] [Reproachfully] Little user dice with death! Silly! [/me puts the little user in her pocket and lumbers over to the Bishzilla RFA to make sure he !votes correctly. Bishzilla 4 admin! Little user support now! Bishzilla | grrrr!11:29, 17 February 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Just thought you should know that I am now intimidating and making veiled threats of violence! GGGRRRRRRRRRRR! I might just yet match your level of mayhem, carnage and destruction!--MONGO11:54, 21 February 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Bishzilla, I apologize for criticizing you at MONGO's talk page. I was going to offer you an apple turnover as well, to make up, but I'm not sure that you eat apple turnovers. So I'm giving you a parking meter instead. Of course, I don't know if you like them, either, but I do know that Muzzy does, so it might be suitable for a nice romantic dinner.
/Bishzilla know how to accept apology in considerate, obliging, well-mannered, polite, kind, courteous, magnanimous, chivalrous, tactful, nice, genteel way! (Bishzilla use online thesaurus, highly recommended. Linguist, too, can acquire voluble, talkative, loquacious, communicative, chatty personality.) Zilla graciously eat parking meter, then steal Danish pastry on Bishonen's page and offer linguist a clock. Blush girlishly at thought of romantic dinner with Muzzy. Bishzilla | ROAR21:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Thank you for the clock. I'm afraid, though, that I wouldn't be able to digest it, and might damage myself if I tried. Do you mind if I just keep it in my room? Musical Linguist00:03, 23 February 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Hey, can I get a massage, too? I could really use one - had a bit of a stressful day. Looking forward to a quiet evening! A massage would go nice right about now. --Justanother03:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)[reply]
As they say in the movies, "oh be-have". Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't make joke edits. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). Maybe you should check out Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. However, Wikipedia is not censored, not even to remove profanity or pornography. Please do not remove or censor information that is relevant to the article. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Bishzilla | ROAR01:20, 25 February 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Since there has been some recent controversy surrounding the false assertion of credentials, I was wondering if you might provide some proof that you are in fact a large green fire-breathing monster as you claim. I have had some recent private correspondence that suggests that you are in fact a "cute little basset hound". Paul August☎23:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Please note that editors can be blocked for stalking if they post details that would enable others to track down a user's identity in real life. That would included posting a photo without the user's consent. Can we get Paul's edit oversighted? Or can Bishzilla protect herself from potential stalkers? Musical Linguist12:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Ssssstalkerzz are the leassst of Bishzzzilla's worries. No matter what frightened little puppy dog poses as: frightened little lizard or frightened little administrator, its clotted blood will feed my nymphzzzz. Megaguirus02:36, 10 March 2007 (UTC)[reply]
/Bishzilla is interested. Picks up little dog and smells it. Hmmm! Kawaii...? But also delicious smell! Little dog cute pet or tasty snack? Pondering conundrum, Zilla stuffs little dog in pocket for safekeeping, casually slays Megaguirus with a flick of her mighty tail, and lumbers off. Faint comfortable doggy snores are heard from pocket. Bishzilla listens, is pleased, makes her decision. Kawaii! Pet, not snack! Bishzilla | ROAR03:00, 10 March 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Over the past few days, there have been several instances in which pages have randomly appeared as much older versions of that page for up to ten minutes or so, making them impossible to edit in their current form. It seems to be some sort of server problem with the cache interface. Anyway, someone told me I should file a Bugzilla report on the matter, but I don't know Bugzilla, so I hope it's okay if I report it here instead. Newyorkbrad12:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Me hungry. Make cookies. Like smell of yummy cookies. Make more cookies to keep yummy smell. Keep doing so. Then realize that made many many many cookies.. too many for little user to eat. Bishzilla want some? *munch munch much* SirFozzie04:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Appreciate, little user! Bishzilla like big cookies, small users, parking meters. [/me puts cookies and user in pocket for snack later.] bishzillaROARR!! 07:52, 4 April 2007 (UTC). Oh, that little user. No thank you, not hungry today. Bishzilla08:21, 4 April 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Dear, Bishzilla. I am writing to ask if you would be so kind as to eat Omaha, Nebraska. Here's a nightshot of the city from the northeast, probably your best approach to minimize a possible counterstrike from the nearby Air Force Base, even though all they have there is non combat aircraft. I've been looking for a reason to leave here, and I figure that if the city is devoured by hungry Bishzilla, I might feel inspired to do so. I live well west of downtown and am sure I'll hear the air raid sirens in time to scamper (me scampering) out of your path of destruction. Thanks in advance! MONGO
Hello, Zilla. I just want to explain why I originally didn't want to give any cute little grass mice to Bishonen. I had read here and here about people buying rodents to feed them to their pet reptiles, so I feared for the safety of the cute little stripey mice. However, having read this, I now see that in fact Bishonen is the one I should worry about, and not you. So here are two cute little Barbary Striped Grass Mice for you — a slightly different species from the Typical Striped Grass Mouse. But please do keep them safe from that horrible user Bishonen! ElinorD(talk)19:39, 4 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Little Elinor got Bishonen's number plenty right. She sca-ree with her goulashes and mid-European meat stews! She put several small editors in there when nobody looking! Appreciate cute stripey pets. 'Zilla personally never eat anything smaller than chihuahuas. Not worth trouble! bishzillaROARR!!23:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Great Zilla, please stop Bishonen from putting editors in goulash. Goulash is a beef stew. Editors go in bogrács. Also, please accept this pretty box as a token of my desire not to be eaten. Zocky | picture popups04:26, 18 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Although you have yet to complain at the MONGO complaint board I've nevertheless decided to award you the awesome MONGO gave me a cow Barnstar™! I thought some beef would be better eating than concrete and the stray fighter jet.19:18, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey 'Zilla. What's a guy gotta do to get adopted by the monster? Would providing you with a Jumbo Jet for a light brunch get the job done? SGT02:01, 26 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Jumbo Jet.
Hmmm. 'Zilla check out adoption program, sad to report fall short of adopter criteria. Most unjust and stressful, but is fact. 'Zilla get blocked within last 6 months...yep. (Misunderstanding!) 'Zilla perform vandalism... yep, also misunderstanding... 'Zilla believe practice in vandalizing pre-requisite for adminship. Understandable mistake. Little user can still learn monster skills! Not hard!
First lesson: practice climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spiderman. Work daily until fully skilled. Leap from ledge to ledge! Don't squash little ArbCom in pocket of Spiderman suit, suit a little tight!
Second lesson: practice rearing up out of waves. Minimum ten stories high.
Ahh. Too bad you're not eligible for the adoption program. That dang Gurch should be ashamed of himself. Thanks for giving me the steps to become a monster, though. I'll do my best to make you proud. You're my hero! SGT21:26, 28 May 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Bishzilla has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian,
and therefore, I've officially declared today as Zilla's day!
For being such a beautiful person and great Wikipedian,
enjoy being the Star of the day, dear Bishzilla!
! You're on the main page today, right now, but you didn't get one of those cute question mark notices. I smell burned and stomped DYK template update board in the near future. Geogre11:28, 21 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]
As Sam Johnson said, "The prospect of being disintegrated with radioactive steam concentrates the mind powerfully." You now have your own ? notification. Yay! Geogre11:43, 21 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]
As I would be the likely target of the radioactive steam disintegration, I just want to point out I was in no way swayed by the threat of fiery destruction: I'm just slow at handing out the notifications. Yomanganitalk13:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Geogre didn't follow instructions and properly notify the nice Bishzilla. Bad Geogre. Me thinks that the IRC gods might frown upon this. I see now that it was obfuscated. Lsi john18:52, 17 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]
There is no requirement to notify the creator about his article's nomination for DYK. At least I never do that. Bad Ghirla. --Ghirla-трёп-19:08, 17 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]
'zilla prefer hook with 21 fat volumes.BIG hook for super article. Note, 'Zilla like MANY listings, listings good! Little Geogre and little Lsi very good users. Why little Justanother and Ghirla not list artcle on DYK? Bad users! [/zilla blow puff of atomic deathray on bad little Justanother and Ghirla, users begin to sizzle. ] Little users go list on DYK now ? bishzillaROARR!!20:58, 17 June 2007 (UTC).[reply]
['zilla smile graciously at the little Yomangani, teeth flash. Little user gratified but very frightened.] 'Zilla steal many, many verbs! Little 'shonen no need so many verbs! bishzillaROARR!!14:08, 21 June 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Hello, my dear 'Zilla. First of all, I want to thank you for supporting my RfA. It was a privilege to be supported by someone like you. I gave some biscuits to some other people who supported me, and have given ice cream to people in the past, but as you told me you never eat anything smaller than Chihuahuas, I'm a little bit stuck as to what to offer you. I finally decided to offer you the whole ice cream machine — something I've never given to anyone else. Most people would find it a bit painful to swallow that amount of COLD mixture, but I believe you have means of gently heating something before you actually swallow it.
Also, since I've sometimes seen you boasting err speaking modestly about your coding skills, I wonder would you be able to offer any help or advice with an article I've just created. It's called Eighty-five martyrs of England and Wales, and I have all the martyrs' names listed in a single, very long column. (I plan to make every single red link turn blue in the next few weeks.) I'm not sure how to put the names into two or three columns, and I wondered if you could help? Many thanks, and thanks again for your support (and also for the cute, stripey pet you left at my talk page). ElinorD(talk)22:11, 23 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Hum...arrgh, 'zilla remarkable for modesty, considering how clever! [Drumroll on chest.] Bishonen double row footnotes somewhere. Rghh... arrgh, is ice article! Little Elinor try like this: <div style="-moz-column-count:2; column-count:2;">Here go text</div>
Swallow mixture? What mixture? User speak riddle. But 'zilla appreciate pink and white machine, just right for supper! [/me eats ice cream maker.] bishzillaROARR!!23:01, 23 June 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Aha. Well, the actuality, if there is one, is that the mixture of "servants of a foreign power" and "religious missionary" and "person of conscience" is so conflated that they couldn't tell them apart, and I'm not sure we can either. Maybe the Vicar of Bray wasn't just a song but a temptation that every person felt. Geogre11:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC)[reply]
[Gloomily ]. Must live down connection with rogue 'shonen first. She revert little god-king ![4] ['Zilla checks pocket for cute little god-king. Gone. :-( ] Board Trustees, ha ha! [Bitter monster laugh fells some acres of forest and singes the little Luna's hair. ] bishzillaROARR!!10:24, 11 July 2007 (UTC).[reply]
ROAR! Thanks in part to your support, I am Wikipedia's newest bureaucrat. I will do my best to live up to your confidence and kind words. Andre (talk) 09:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)[reply]
['Zilla pockets the little 'crat in special 'crat pocket, listens. Faint welcoming squeaks are heard from the little Taxman. ] Filling up nicely! bishzillaROARR!!10:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC).[reply]
This page is longer then a line of people you've tried to kill all lined up. Can you archive it? Or, er, don't eat me... GiggyTalk | Review 04:11, 7 August 2007 (UTC
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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible frown
She pulls the spitting high speed vandal down
Helpless people who POV push
Scream "My Jimbo" as she looks in on them
She picks up an AfD and she throws it back down
As she wades through the articles towards the Main Page...
Oh no, they say she's got to go
Go go Bishzilla!
Oh no, there goes Wikipedia
Go go Bishzilla!
[Repeat x2]
Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...
Bishzilla!
[Repeat x2]
Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...
Excuse me? I am sorry, but I did not understand a word, although I sense that your intention was good-hearted. And I think some time with a drawing master would also be productive. I can heartily recommend Mr Percival Fane.
A LARGE UFO parks itself 2,000 miles over Bishzilla, abducts her, then clones her, modified the clone, returns Bishzilla, while the creature is still asleep. The HUGE Delta shaped starship then flies off noiseless. Aliens further modify the clone to be FAR MORE POWERFUL than the original Bishzilla. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 05:42, 9 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]
It later turns out that it was Bishzilla that was abducted AND modified! The clone was a hologram to keep others distracted. Now she's so powerful that even Bishonen cannot control her at all. Bishzilla can now fly (w/ genetic coding placed for powerful wings, taken from Rodan, and modified), shoot laser-like beams of psionic energy, from the eyes, still "breathes" fire, only it is at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000+ Degrees Kelvin, has electrified skin, like that of a electric eel, other powers that she will discover in time, on her own. In flight, her speed is FAR faster than a SR-71, meaning she generates destructive sonic booms(shock waves). Her land speed (walking, running speed MAX is a good 1,000 KPH) is a bit slower. Aliens ask Bishzilla this question,"You Like ? You did US a favor a while back, so WE returned the favor." 65.163.115.114 (talk) 10:23, 9 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Mmm, I notice the image is called "ChinSquash" - seems rather cruel to me... And it looks rather like an offering to 'zilla of "meat and 2 veg"... WjBscribe22:40, 28 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]
All right already. Always with the dino. *I* got the cute "chinzilla" award first, as it happens...! There are some further caption suggestions for it here, on my page. Bishonen | talk22:54, 28 October 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Hello, Bishzilla. Many little users are counting on and wish to support your candidacy for the arbitration committee. You still have over three weeks to bank up the missing 700 edits. Little users can help Bishzilla. This little user is thinking about setting a trail of vandalism for Bishzilla to revert. Or, we could build 700 skyscrapers at User:Bishzilla/Tokyo, and she could then pluck them, one by one. There must be an easy way to garner those 700 edits! ---Sluzzelintalk03:52, 6 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Thank you for concern little user! But silly rule state candidate must have had 1000 edits byNovember 1. :-S 'Zilla start preparations earlier next year! bishzillaROARR!!22:02, 6 November 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Never mind little 'zilla, you are not the only one excluded by their rules. However, when I get frustrated at the things I can't do, I comfort myself with a bedtime story like this, thought you'd enjoy the picture of me on the front of this book. Read the first page, it helps me chill. --Santa on Sleigh01:21, 7 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Here was my campaign box, until I realised I was disqualifiedable:
Do my ears deceive me or does the "opera" section of the popular tune "Bohemian Rhapsody" contain several invocations of your user name? The narrator entreaties Bishzilla to release him from captivity, but her heart is hard like that of the Pharaoh, and the pleas are rejected. My lyrical transcription is as follows:
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bishzilla! No, we will not let you go! Let him go!
Bishzillamonster, Camp on Shore Tonight? Doggie-Paddled Upstream, Coat Wet, Canoe Leaking, Master Outriggr now Exosted. Seven Fishes cot, We Et, but threw Bishapod Back--cute Little Thing. Seek Creatr Comforts on Eve of Full Moon (It Shine On Intrnets too). What we Can Offr? Good Seats Cheep, (Brothr Goldfingr works at WikitMastr). Are Party Push Off by Noon (Late Sleeprs), but do Hope is Small Snores in Big Giant Land? Brought my Franz Marc Portrait, Showing me Good Dog! (Did Pee in Cornr Talk Page, just Habit.) DOGRIGGR (deflea) 06:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)[reply]
['Zilla sniffs little Dogriggr suspiciously. Recognizes him. Stuffs little dog and Exosted Mastr in pocket. ] Come along, little Dogriggr, we climb Reichstag tonight! [Lumbers over to Good Dog camp to bring good dog some Bishapod plushies.] bishzillaROARR!!14:23, 4 December 2007 (UTC).[reply]
Do thank you for Plushies! Do have Oral Fixation, Tore Stuffing Out Rigrously! Hope 'Zilla Understand? ('Zilla not Sublimate, just Chew Heads Off Usrs?) Mastr Done Jumped Shark, mounted Buildings (I Mount also, but Not Acquainted Buildings!). Said has Ammonia Poisoning: Acrammonias, Sanctammonias! Do Hope gets Bettr, Needs new Hobby, but I Always by Side. Did apreshiat like Welcome Message, Customize Too! No Template Riggulrs! DOGRIGGR (deflea) 04:56, 6 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Hail, mighty Bishzilla. I was asked to publish this private email on your page by an outside party, because it's supposedly something you should know about. I'm forced by my brainslug to do whatever the outside party instructs me to, even when I know it's against policy. The text of the private email follows. Involontarily yours, ZockPuppet (talk) 15:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, is little deathdoggie! 'Zilla apologize for Little Pest on doggie page! ['Zilla smell deathdoggie yearningly.] Yummy... doggie smell... hey, deathdoggie! 'Zilla suspect ZockPuppet merely smitten with handsome green scales and bright cheery smile of 'Zilla! See ZockPuppet marriage proposal on 'Zilla Userpage (scroll way down). bishzillaROARR!!14:49, 16 December 2007 (UTC).[reply]
GlacierWolf has gnawed at you! Gnaws promote Graaagh! and hopefully this one has made your day better. Spread the Graaagh! by gnawing at someone else, whether it be someone whose brainz you have eaten in the past or a tasty, fleshy human. Happy shambling! Smile at others by adding {{subst:gnaw}} to their talk page with a gloomy message.
Mourners, can we please have a little something on User:Bishzilla? Like this:
To the memory of Bishzilla Here resteth a worthy and gallant monster
Of unforgotten fame
Of unrivalled wit
Of undeniable charm
And an amazing appetite
Ye who pass by this ignoble tomb
Honor Her Bishness: rewrite her epitaph
In true wiki style, collaboratively
To make it rhyme at least if not make sense
Perhaps one day one of the Bishopods will grow up to be like his mother, and we will learn to smile again. In the meantime who is caring for the orphaned Bishopods? Giano (talk) 13:53, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Here's the deletion log for User:Bishapod: 15:15, 3 February 2008 Bishonen (Talk | contribs) deleted "User:Bishapod" (Bishapod follows Bishzilla like a lemming. "Mommeee!") I think that indicates the pods are gone too. Puchiko (Talk-email) 14:12, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]
They are all copying Spiderman and climbing the Reichstag! "Come little 'shonen, come pod. We climb Reichstag tonight!" - this reminds me of a Godzilla-King Kong film involving a tall building... Carcharoth (talk) 14:48, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]
How irresponsible. Little Stupid is not equipped for climbing (except onto the land from the water). Are there no kaiju to teach 'zilla to care for its sock in a responsible fashion (destroying Berlin in a huge fight in the process)? I've also noticed that 'zilla is making an appearance in Lark Rise to Candleford on the BBC, which perhaps explains its absence. Yomanganitalk15:03, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]
The 'pedia has now lost it's sense of humor. The 'Zilla will be missed greatly. (Bish, we miss you, too. Come back!) Tex (talk) 16:04, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Do you think Bishapod was allowed to take some of his toys/friends with him? I think he'll be awfully lonely without Tubby, Stumpy, Freda, Joe, Minnie, Jenny and Spot which he got from Yomangani this summer. Do you think little 'poddie can fall asleep without them? Puchiko (Talk-email) 18:19, 5 February 2008 (UTC)[reply]
[/Bishzilla deeply moved by greetings.] Thank you little users! [Waves from Reichstag. Little Stupid waves flipper] Stop it, Pest, fishapods not good climbers, need to use all four pods to hold on! Stop... oops. Bishapod tumble down Reichstag! Oh well... Little Stupid so stupid! Maybe Zilla create a smarter sock some day! bishzillaROARR!!19:11, 13 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Zilla admin at last![6] Please post congratulations below! Zilla climb down from Reichstag, recreate userpage (aaahhh! tooools to use!). Forget sadness, little users, on day of Zilla triumph! Little Stupid sadly fall off Reichstag, go splat--well, too stupid to climb Reichstag, what can Zilla do? Little 'shonen not admin anymore--well, was useless always! Zilla better admin! Happy day! bishzillaROARR!!19:19, 16 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Congratulations Bishzilla! I always knew your special ways would make you an absolutely perfect administrator. What with protecting favourites and eating their foes, you already had all the skills you needed. It just took a while for others to recognize this. Best wishes in your new career.
Risker (talk) 19:36, 16 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Congratulations, but someone forgot to change your RfA's color to green. ;) NoSeptember 20:58, 16 March 2008 (UTC)\
That's great news! Now that you've down from the Reichstag, I have another nearby Metropolis I would like to lay at your feet as an offering. I, for one, will gladly welcome our new reptilian overlords. Fut.Perf.☼06:35, 18 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Is little nominator on rare visit! Welcome page, little Bunch! But discreet, please! Stewards very gullible, fortunately. Wienie 'shonen pretty stubborn, but 'Zilla lock her in cellar and steal passwords, hehe! Know a trick or two! bishzillaROARR!!18:58, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Oh mighty 'Zilla, please no Poddie go splat, please no. Poddie not dumb, maybe want learn, welcome visit my kindergarten. Mighty 'Zilla so powerful, take super tools find Poddie fine and happy, send kindergarten! Humble greetings! Swedophile (certified master pedagogue)
But... little Stupid so stupid! And when for a change make sensible edit--one--[7], admins go dogpile on him! Page deleted, poddie indefblocked! (for what?) [8][9]. Zilla not want sock that needs rescuing by wienie 'shonen the whole time! Hmmm. Well, /me think about it. Not poddie's actual fault admins act weird. bishzillaROARR!!18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Um, we have this thing called administrator recall here. It tends to come into play when large, powerful, occasionally awkward admins stomp on Tokyo too often. News reports have had you and another new administrator, User:Doczilla have been "playing doctor" and maybe gotten a little too, um, feisty. That's the account of the most coherent survivor, although, granted, that isn't necessarily saying much. Did I mention that I have a long, successful, history of killing large, green, multi-limbed creatures on other planets? I don't know why I said that. Anyway, I'm wondering whether you have considered making yourself eligible for recall, in the event things, um, get out of hand/paw/whatever. And I feel this weird uncontrollable urge to change my name and lock up the servers for a few minutes again while I frantically wave my sub-etha sensomatic around looking for a lift. I've heard rumors, from sources who don't want to be identified for some reason, that someone or other might be considering starting a recall petition around the first of next month. I hope to be in some other galaxy by that point myself, on vacation of course, so I doubt I can be forced persuaded to take part, but am wondering about your opinion on this matter. Bye now. :) John Carter (talk) 17:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Chortle. 'Zilla elated, just perform first block, ha! Recall shmecall! Little John Carter successful history of killing monsters...? Haha, most amusing, little user lucky Zilla in good mood today! Hope user started to regret already! bishzillaROARR!!18:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Since I've been mentioned and in a possibily negative way which I don't even understand, I have to ask: What the hell are you people talking about? DoczillaRAWR!18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Wow, another zilla admin? [/me not sure is pleased or jealous.] But Doczilla talk like regular little user--strange! Doczilla not dinosaur? Here Bishzilla portrait. See difference? bishzillaROARR!!18:53, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Excuse me, but I get the impression that this is about some kind of accusation. What is it about? Where can I look this stuff up to see what's going on? This sounds like people are serious about something. Doczillatalk18:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hummh. Personally not noticed seriousness. Bishzilla suggest interview little user John Carter with liberal application of atomic deathray puffs, make little user explain! bishzillaROARR!!19:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Oh I didn't realise you were back until I saw a post by you on ani, I'm so glad:) Please could you or someone you know train User:WannabeBishzilla because he (of course nothing to do with me lol) doesn't have the skill to even try to model himself on Bishzilla. He created himself as a homage when he thought you'd gone for good. special, random, Merkinsmum17:30, 20 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Zilla need to eat more power transformers, wires, and subway trains. High in iron, low in carbs. Adverbs feel poorly. Adjectives taste pitiful. Articles not needed at Wikipedia powerborkers say. Conjunctions give disease. Prepositions make police happy. Trains and towers and wires is good vittals for Zillas (and for Villas, too). Utgard Loki (talk) 15:58, 7 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You seem to have stopped referring to us "little users" too. You haven't been hit by one of those bloody shrinking rays, have you? It'd probably make negotiating through your house (I assume you have one) a lot more difficult. John Carter (talk) 16:36, 7 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
With Zilla adminship (feel free place congratulations below HINT HINT (give presents HINT)), Zilla forced invent bilingualism for self. Zilla in fact always capable speaking dominant wiki creole WVVP ("Wikipedia Verbose Verb Pidgin")—simple to steal verbs and bits from little 'shonen, who have more than need for own use ! [10]—but not care to. Dino Ursprache superior for addressing established little users. Experienced users admire and emulate Zilla dinospeak! [Proud drumroll on chest]. But in adminny remarks, gentle Zilla attempt avoid frightening ignorant baby n00b users, therefore employ homely WVVP. Agree a little distasteful, especially, lack of roaring! Extend apologies to little Tex and John for startling experience! P. S. No fear shrinking rays, 'Zilla bigger and greater than ever. bishzillaROARR!!15:32, 13 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Hello little zilla...Waterman have slow interwebs and slow patiencewebs...little zilla archive talk page for Waterman? [turns tap on, laughs evilly, all your paintings are ruined]
Welcome home, oh, courageous and mighty Bishzilla. Sooooooooooo happy to come across your footprints here and there. A big bunch of flowers for you (they are edible) - with my humble adoration! May the mighty new administrator always seek out evildoers wherever they are lurking at Wikipedia. WBardwin (talk) 02:48, 18 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
[Bishzilla smirk graciously, put little user in pocket of spiderman suit. Roast sunflower seeds using atomic breath, and eat them. ] Tasty! Appreciate, little W! bishzillaROARR!!07:28, 20 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Bishzilla knows the president? I suppose it's only natural. After all, presidents, kings, premiers, vice admirals, and air wing commander Biggles would need to plead for their lives, not have country burned up. Utgard Loki (talk) 12:04, 22 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ah! Bishzilla affectionately recollect drama of Gurchzilla, reflected in block log! [11] (Zillas enjoy drama always.) Bishzilla accidentally squash this zilla (expressing affection! huggling!), get unjustly blocked by Gurch (meanie bo feenie..?? Is Jurassic speech?) for misconceived time period, remain unjustly blocked until released through helpful death threat by Her Highness Bishonen. [Bishzilla lost in pleasant reveries of ancient drama. ] Suitably abject apology by Gurch here ! ['Zilla enthusiastically buttonhole little John Carter. ] While on subject, lemme tell you about Doczilla... bishzillaROARR!!23:54, 23 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Please note that the main page featured article is always move protected while it is linked from the main page. In the future, please do not remove that protection. Nakon (talk·contribs) has reprotected. - auburnpilottalk14:11, 28 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Sorry, I didn't notice it was a mere move protection. Of course I approve of that. But... er, if it's always move protected while it is linked from the main page, how come this one spent half the day on the main page without any such protection? That's what threw me off. bishzillaROARR!!14:36, 28 April 2008 (UTC).[reply]
I'm not sure what you mean. Except when they are already protected due to vandalism, I move protect the TFA as soon as Raul schedules it. In this case, the article had been protected since 23 April 2008; fives days prior. Anyway, I know it was an honest mistake, so no worries. - auburnpilottalk17:17, 28 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Really? OK. There's enough corridor chat in this place, so I'll do it here. It was unwise of you to write that e-mail, in my opinion—I suppose you know what I'm referring to (several people linked me to it in a matter of minutes) and I'm assuming you were influenced by somebody else. Let me know tomorrow if you'd like it clearer still. I'm going to bed now. bishzillaROARR!!22:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Well, I don't like to review my own block, Cvc42; it's better that a neutral admin does that. Apparently Jacurek missed the instructions in my block message for requesting review. I've written again, trying to be as clear as possible. I hope he manages to add the unblock template, if he feels he has been unfairly blocked, because that's the way to call an uninvolved admin to the page. If he still has trouble, and you're concerned, perhaps you could help him? Please post here again if you need help, and I'll add the template myself (though it's really more appropriate for the user to do it). bishzillaROARR!!22:51, 6 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]
This arbitration case has been closed and the final decision is available at the link above.
The Arbitration Committee finds that Tango (talk·contribs) has made a number of problematic blocks. It also states that Tango's administrative privileges are to be revoked, and may be reinstated at any time either through the usual means or by appeal to the Committee. John Vandenberg(chat)02:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Honored Bishzilla. You august presence may be of great assistance. I know it's unusual to "protect" a small page like "Salt glaze pottery" - but a series of IP edits (from one editor or perhaps more), using various IP numbers, has been going on for over a year. The IP's apparently object to a small section of the article - but simply do not communicate. They use "tags" (which always rub me the wrong way) or simply delete the information. I revert and invite he/she/them to the talk page but no dice. I have asked he/she/them to sign in as an editor, but no response. My tone on the matter is increasingly curt -- and my perspective is becoming very inflexable. I have no real objections to changes on the page, but I am adverse to this type of "drive by" editing. What action would you suggest? WBardwin (talk) 06:12, 20 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hello - my compliments, honored Bishzilla. The same IP issue has again surfaced, this time on Saggar fired pottery. If the user appears again in the next few days, may I request another semi-protection? Thanks. WBardwin (talk) 04:03, 16 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Bish, someone unprotected the Taj Mahal recently and we're being bombed by vandalism. I can't tell who unprotected it - should there be an edit summary or log or something - any idea where I should look? --Joopercoopers (talk) 09:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Nobody unprotected, old protection merely expired like little users do from atomic breath. (Little monster joke. Chortle.) Article protected for two months on March 17 by LaraLove, therefore expired May 17. May be smart technical way of checking protection date, but dinosaurs do it old-fashioned way, searching History for some "protection" term (Zilla cleverly use "autoconfirmed") and find this (perfunctory drumroll on chest). When Zilla developer status ?? P. S. Bishzilla semiprotect. Presume not need full protection? bishzillaROARR!!09:29, 21 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]
As Zilla already has admin tools, is not necessary to do this. Click "protect" tab on page and Zilla can see at bottom of page "protection log". Easiest way for admins to do. Non-admins like lowly Bishonen account (Zilla prettier than Bishonen, too!) must click "history", "view logs for this page". Save Ral315 time, and surely save Zilla time too. Ral315 (talk) 05:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Not so much of the "lowly", dino. Go lord it over your own sock. "Queen Bishonen" is the proper way for you to refer to me. Unless you'd like the stewards to restore the bishtools to their true owner? Bishonen | talk08:05, 29 May 2008 (UTC).[reply]
You've survived so many death rays I wouldn't even think of it. Spam filter, it appears: I don't remember seeing that Feb 3 mail. You're latest is in my regular inbox, but even long time contacts sometimes go to spam. (*Scratches head.* Or maybe I read it drunk and then forget about it.) Sorry, in any case. I'll reply when I can. Good to see that fearsome roar. Marskell (talk) 10:31, 15 June 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I stand by my actions in bringing this case, Bish.. As I said to Irpen, this is like chapters of stuff that should be entitled "Stuff that Administrators should not freaking do". All the way through it.
WMC thinks that the block system is a progressive slot machine and runs the block on Giano from 3 to 24 hours to 48 hours in about an hours time. I agree that WMC himself should not be ramping up the blocks (especially considering the last block was incivility aimed at HIM, we're not supposed to block here).
MZMcBride then full protects the talk page, in an attempt to get the two sides to disengage. Again, at this point, no useful discussion was happening (it was Giano insulting various people (whether deserved or not), and WMC continuing to wind Giano up by increasing the time of the block.
At this point, hopefully things get resolved by being taken to AN/ANI, smacking WMC lightly on the wrist and saying "A block is not like an egg timer. You can't add time arbitrarily to it.. and you should've disengaged".
But Geogre came in, and lit the fuse for the explosion. Bish, everyone knows I'm a bit of a stickler for process at times. I'll freely admit that failing. But did anyone think Geogre coming in and unilaterally undoing another administrator's block without the other administrator's ok, or discussion and consensus on a community noticeboard, or even a "Hey, you're wrong, I'm undoing this" note to the other administrator's page is going to SOLVE anything? It is a provocative maneuver, one that Geogre has done in the past. The mop is not supposed to be used as a weapon in a fight, and Geogre was doing just that.
He says he overturned the block and changed the duration, and a few minutes later, Avraham then fixes to the original three hour block (down to 1 hour because of time spent). Maybe Geogre was distracted at the time. But it shouldn't take 5+ minutes to change the duration. Who knows, maybe he was arguing with someone off wiki about something at the time? He hasn't said anything about the situation. I can only go by what I see.
He also undid the page protection of a completely uninvolved administrator. Again, there was nothing to back him up. No ok from MZM. No discussion elsewhere. Not even a note to MZM that he had done so. Again, the mop is not for unilateral actions to protect your friends. He could've brought it up on AN/ANI at this point and covered his butt, but apparently, breaking just about every "Thou Shalt Not" for an administrator doesn't require that kind of comment.
Then of course, WMC Completes the Circle of Pain..er.. life by explicitly wheel-warring the block back in. Of course. Why not. We've done everything else completely by the numbers wrong, why not one more item.
I stand by my conviction that BOTH people's actions in this case are sanctionable because of their gross misjudgements and wheelwarring. One explicitly wheel wars, and the other if not explicitly (depends on your definition), at least sets things up for it with the log in, yell, "block overturned", unprotect, step away, no further response. If I had my way (yeah, I know, thank god I'm not, right? :)) this kind of misjudgement is de-adminnable.
I'm sorry you and Giano (and most probably Geogre) feel that way (Giano's biblical reference was choice, btw) but I'm not selling anyone out, I'm disgusted by both sides administrative actions in this issue.
I hope I've made it utterly clear that I do not support any further action on Giano and support the proposed injunction by Kirill (hey, at least it won't put any new names on Giano's Gmail list for him to argue with) but this adminstrative mess needs at the VERY least a strong trout slapping to both sides and told not to do it again. If all the administrators acted like these two did on this case, it'd be pure mayhem.
"I can only go by what I see." And you apparently don't see my timeline, in my evidence? During those five minutes, Geogre was posting. Editing. That was one of the big points I tried to make with my evidence, so it's a bit depressing that it was invisible. :-( Geogre works very fast—I, notoriously slow, couldn't have edited whatsoever twice in five minutes. As for Geogre "coming in", I don't think he was even aware the affair was on AN/ANI (was it? I can't find it, not in the archives either—it must be, but I don't know where. Not knowing the name of the thread makes it harder to look.). He discussed it solely on Giano's talk, as far as I can see (from his contribs). I don't understand if "maybe he was arguing with someone off wiki" is some kind of insinuation—if so, what does it mean, exactly? That you think he was plotting something (what?) with Giano? With me?
Geogre isn't very often online these days, you know. He got so pissed off about the IRC RFAR at Christmas that he's hanging by a thread on Wikipedia. I haven't discussed the unblocking business with him at all, and Giano hasn't—no opportunity. I know Irpen has, but that was later, not something that could have distracted Geogre at the time. You, know, Sir Fozzie... the more I look at this post of yours, the less I like the suspicions and insinuations you're spinning. You're not even within shouting distance of Geogre's attitudes and beliefs and the work he does. And you seem to make a point of assuming the worst and assuming bad faith. In fact, please go away. Bishzilla doesn't want to play. Take your cookies with you. Bishonen | talk06:52, 4 July 2008 (UTC).[reply]
You may have all the cookies you want, Bishzilla :) (wait, this wasn't your sneaky plan to get me back here to you could re-fry me, was it? :D) SirFozzie (talk) 21:50, 5 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hi, since you've been original blocking admin of Jacurek, and it seems you've haven't been involved in any edit conflict with him, and so you are fairly neutral in this case, your opinion here [13] would be very appreciated. My question is - does blocking of a sock and not the puppeteer himself is adecvate enough measure in cases of block evasion like this. Also I'm not sure about those IPs, should they be treated as socks and tagged as such? Thanks M0RD00R (talk) 21:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Elaborated on relevant page once again. I know, I know - Puppets, puppeteers, it's all big circus anyway, but nevertheless... M0RD00R (talk) 22:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hail, O Mighty Administrator! Would you mind pointing out to User:KCMODevin that civility should be observed on talk pages, even on one of Wikipedia's most contentious topics? Please see history/Mormonism discussion page, revision as of 10:57, 4 August 2008. I don't think this editor is likely to pay attention to one of us "non-Christians." Thank you. WBardwin (talk) 04:06, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Risker - Although "non-Christian" Wikipedians such as myself don't often talk about our church affiliation, Bytebear (an administrator) is almost certainly a (gasp) "Mormon" and therefore not likly to be trusted by this user. A warning from an experienced administrator like the Mighty One, one not involved in LDS related articles, might help him view his action as a Wikipedia problem rather than a "Mormon" one. Thanks for your opinion, however. WBardwin (talk) 04:53, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
'Zilla effortfully reading Mormonism talkpage. Long page! All written in Wikipedia Verbose Verb Creole! ['Zilla starting to get jaundiced about this admin lark.] Maybe little 'shonen...? bishzillaROARR!!09:13, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Review needed - too quick no warning and somewhat against what I thought were adequate utilisation of sources for notabiliity in two languages - SatuSuro12:42, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Take it to Wikipedia:Deletion review and argue for it there, then. You're not supposed to simply re-create a page which has already been speedy deleted, as this one was on July 25. That's why I re-deleted it without warning—that, and the absence of any claim of notability. Thank you. bishzillaROARR!!12:50, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Ah, yes, rudeness is the way to get admins to favour your case, no doubt of that. I'm sorry I took the time and trouble to write you a full message. bishzillaROARR!!12:54, 5 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
It was with some suprise that the speedy happened that I responded to like that - it was not in any way intended to be rude - I have no case as I am not interested in pursuing this any further, and admins are the last thing on my mind for a start - this is simply a afterthought on what I will not try in future - if there was a hint of warning I would not have in the slightest thought to have written anything like that - my apologies unreservedly, I would have thought if you are in speedy land that is polite to what you must get most of the time anyways.
There are indonesian editors with limited english who havent the faintest of what you just did - I didnt re-recreate the article - If you had the time to check - I was just trying to coach an indonesian editor the issues of WP:N and WP:RS and in the middle of that process of doing exactly that with a source that can ascertain an inherent notabilty - that you zap it - I know that a number speedy deletes have occurred recently around the indonesian idol characters - and for very good reason - the average Indonesian editor hasnt the faintest about how to ascertain WP:V or WP:RS from a WP:DUCK if they had it in their hands in front of them.
I honestly couldnt be bothered going to any form of review - speedy gunners on the english side - and indonesians with limited english on the other - I should send you links into the inter - asian - ethnic debates - youd have a lot of fun there - cheers and have fun whatever you do SatuSuro13:14, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
LOL, say no more. [Bishzilla lapse into native Dino Ursprache: 'Zilla only dinosaur admin! Proud drumroll on chest. ] No, Bishzilla not used to speedyland, hardly ever visit there. Editor Cyclopps create Gisella page originally, admin Happyme delete. Page log:
17:13, 25 July 2008 Happyme22 (Talk | contribs | block) deleted "Gisella Anastasia" (db-reason|non-notable person, see WP:N) (restore)
(diff) 22:45, 18 July 2008 . . Cyclopps (Talk | contribs | block) (1,332 bytes) (←Created page with 'Gisella Anastasia (born Surabaya, 16 November 1990) is an Indonesian singer that raised to popularity from Indonesian Idol Season 5 in 2008. == List of Indones...')
Happy - you tell me 40,000 edits is happy nah - rot - i just saw the blood of a year get zapped from lower case to upper case for no apparent reason last night by a bot - and as i was saying - a lot of the indonesian idol stuff is notable but the eds havent the faintest how to do it for english wikipedia - my apologies re not looking closely at the delete history (and your invovlement - doh -I undnerstan now - says he as he - sqwuawska quietly like javanes chikcen about to be slaughtered for evening meal ) - she is notable but hell i better do it myself next time with a different spelling :( - she is the fantasy of at least 2 million or more javanese boys - and there are issues but hey - whats an indonesian idol between eds? - sqwuak squwak quietly into the australian night SatuSuro13:57, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
A bit of prophecy on my part: I have a feeling that talk:At Swim-Two-Birds may generate a finger wagging response from the person who wants to tag the article to hell and back. Please take a look at the last of it, and, if you will, be witness and uninvolved admin. Geogre (talk) 13:16, 5 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Little user happy to see this. Tried to get puny 'Shonen to let you run last year, but she said no. Now that puny 'Shonen chains broken, Little Tex be your campaign manager? Already make you a campaign poster! Tex (talk) 21:41, 6 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
An editor has nominated the above file for discussion of its purpose and/or potential deletion. You are welcome to participate in the discussion and help reach a consensus.
I don't think savage monsters, and the like, should run for Arbcom. Arbcom members should be people of refinement, culture, modesty and good breeding - I really cannot think of anyone who fits that bill, though I'm sure if one looked there is one small humble, modest woman somewhere on the project who would fit that description, who if beseeched and implored by her friends would very reluctantly step up to the line and do her duty, in a fashion only achieved by a high born British woman. Catherine de Burgh (Lady) (talk) 22:04, 6 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Thankee clever little Tex! Beautiful persuasive poster! [Generously ] Bishzilla highly admire Lady Catherine also. Represent decency on Wikipedia! [Monster very impressed by unfamiliar concept ]. 'Zilla and Lady C clean up Wikipedia hand in hand! [/me tuck little user-Lady in pocket, listen. Faint high-born screams issue from pocket. Nod approvingly. ] bishzillaROARR!!18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Well, I think so, too. You know, I'm glad that I haven't gone camping with you. Thor was easy to trick with a bit of iron thread, but that would have melted beneath the gamma ray breath, and then it would have gone on to irradiate Norway. That wouldn't have been fair at all. Of course, you couldn't have won the drinking game or lifted my cat any better than he did, but still... better that you be neutralized by being on ArbCom. Utgard Loki (talk) 17:05, 7 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Frostie Jack had just disruptively moved an article Giano was working on in his userspace to mainspace, and left a note calling him a "fucking prima dona." Tit for tat? Sure. What I would have said? No. Inappropriate? Not in my opinion. S.D.Jameson23:22, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Just thought I'd make sure you knew that I moved it to E H 2 just to get it off the mainspace, because FJ made an edit to the talk to make certain non-admins couldn't move it back. S.D.Jameson23:21, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Excuse my almost complete ignorance of what the Arbcom is, but I thought the elections were every 5 years or on some similar Stalinistic chronology (or the Olympics, World cup &c). The last lot were in Dec 2007, so why are you standing now? And if you are, do you have a manifesto we can read? What is your position on obscure medieval philosophers for example? Yours interestedly Peter Damian (talk) 08:14, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Elections in December each year. Only part of little committee stand for re-election (one "tranche"). Here page for preparation election December 2008: [14]. 'Zilla release trial balloon on talkpage, here, fans respond well. Zilla at present editing Random Article like a mad thing, attempt tote up required 1000 edits by November 1. Zilla too honourable to do botlike work like place nocats template on hundreds of pages to inflate edit count; do bona fide useful copyedits, see contributions. Hard work, Bishzilla exhausted! Must ... not... let down... fans! ['Zilla falls over with a tremendous crash, causing earthquakes and typhoons. ] Manifesto published later, but have election poster (above) with basic facts (=Vote Zilla, save Tokyo! Incidentally only aware of one obscure philosopher in Tokyo: User:Calton). bishzillaROARR!!09:56, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
This looks hard work. If you like, I will pretend to be a virulent sockpuppeteer, then (1) you can revert my work and win favour for vandal fighting (2) you can get more edits. Little Peter Zilla sign for little user.
[A trifle haughtily: ] Well-meant. Thank you. But 'Zilla not need favour, 'Zilla have favour. Popular wikipedian, learn very good personality in Admin School! See community enthusiasm at Bishzilla RFA ! bishzillaROARR!!12:31, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Hmmm...1000 edits...Politics...MOS, copyedit....Election...some inline referencing'd be good.....December...ditto, maybe a little expanding....Voting...heyyy..same pic as election...hmmm...find another? MOS headings needed....Underdog (competition)...oohoo gosh, lots of fun could be had here...and ditto Upset...maybe a little Optimism...nice pic there...gah! pesky seealso section..hmmm..work there too...Cheers, Casliber (talk·contribs) 12:46, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
[/me scratch head, seize one concept little Casliber at random: ] For WP:MOS and other useful tips, please see Bishzilla welcome template. Hard work go into ! Click on links, please. (Why nobody ever click on 'Zilla links? Fine links always!) Feel free use template welcome newbies. bishzillaROARR!!13:06, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Hungry descendents of Bishzilla defend property rights
Grrr...while seeing cute chipmunks and other wittle mammals chewing on peanuts might be more pleasant for some, nothing beats seeing a Bishzilla descendent continuing to enforce the "intruders will be eaten" policy established millions of years ago.--MONGO15:59, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Goshawk, I believe? Neato! Osprey, kestrels, rough legged, and red tailed all over the skies, for me, but no Goshawks. I should warn Bishzilla, though, that it looks like the bird is eating a lizard. Perhaps the property thugs have won again. Geogre (talk) 17:18, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hi there little Geogre. 'Zilla just this minute stubbify verbose advertisement for educational institution.[15] Geogre think of getting into that as a hobby? Refreshing experience! bishzillaROARR!!17:25, 16 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Ah...then what he is protecting isn't personal property but instead the border of his Union. I do believe this is a Red-tailed Hawk...the plummage variability in that species is great.[16]...and OUCH!!!! He/she is probably very young as more mature hawks are less likely to be approachable.--MONGO20:04, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I dunno the lingo...MONGO simply stupid American Capitalist Pig. Sadly, MONGO awaits the arrival of more capital...seems to be scanty around these parts. MONGO thank almighty techno-lords for developing cameras that no longer need film.--MONGO21:06, 16 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Union forever, defending our rights!/ Down with the blackheads!/ All workers unite!// For our brothers and our sisters/ In many foreign lands/ There is power in a union. (Billy Bragg doing an adaptation of a Joe Hill-like adaptation.) I'd join a union, only there ain't no other -ogres. The rest got et by billy goats and Hollywood animators. Geogre (talk) 12:27, 17 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Thank you. Not really a lot. No big edits. Just passed by, fixed obvious things. Probably not return any time soon. Little Fiziker create article about famed cryptid Bishzilla? Alleged to be dinosaur-like monster inhabiting remote reaches of Wikipedia. bishzillaROARR!!18:13, 17 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
We've had a few IP edits to the Taj Mahal again. As usual, nothingconstructive. Would you mind taking the death ray over there and sealing up the hell mouth that lets these little blighters out of the box - I assume the "no anonymous IP edits" has expired again? Many thanks --Joopercoopers (talk) 10:32, 25 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
How's the campaign for ArbCom going? Since I've nominated myself as the campaign manager, I have not been called upon.
Big 'Zilla need more support from little Tex? Little user request direction on big 'Zilla campaign... Tex (talk) 03:44, 30 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Campaign start November, burst upon world with surprise effect. Little manager conserve his forces, be prepared for great campaign when time ripe. (Spam pages, assist 'Zilla answer questions, etc.) Only campaign manager work needed presently: little Tex try make admin before November, be ready block users for opposing 'Zilla. P.S. 'Zilla work hard, though quietly! Just achieve requisite thousand edits![17]. Erm, thousand and one with this present reply... wasteful! (Little joke. Plug 'zilla good sense of humor when campaign start.) bishzillaROARR!!06:16, 30 August 2008 (UTC).[reply]
*cough* Let me try to get the syntax right here... *taps microphone*
Bishzilla big, BIG! Bishzilla pick squishy opponants from between scaly toes. Arbcom need tough love, Bishzilla got plenty that. Roar. Much support, beating chest and baring fangs support.
/me working on election manifesto. Manifesto already very persuasive, but slightly short at present. Will consider adding little Aaron's rousing call. Not bad! Thankee Aaron!
Little Brenneman do 'zilla big favor? Fear only one thing on wiki: bishonen. Unpredictable user! Keep interfering. Disapprove 'Zilla arbcom run. Big 'Zilla forced hide from 'shonen when copyediting. Has threatened steal 'Zilla passwords and read arbcom secret mailing list with them, laugh a lot, show Giano. Weenie 'shonen jealous Zilla brilliant wikipedia career! 'Zilla not scared, but bishonen is pest. Little Aaron block her? bishzillaROARR!!07:26, 1 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]
I don't think monsters, and the like, should be allowed to stand for Arbcom. Arbcom members should be beautiful people of refinement, good breeding and sound judgement - if anyone can think of such a person (in such short supply here) I implore them beg me them to stand. It would be such benefit to the project. Catherine de Burgh (Lady) (talk) 10:42, 2 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if a thing of beauty is a joy forever, then most of the old ArbCom were joys forever to their only beholder, themselves. Beauty depends on who you're standing next to, or on. Geogre (talk) 10:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
['Zilla chortle modestly, take pride in dino wit. Little user TravellingCari run away in terror. ] Sigh. Why 'Zilla friendly smile make little users run for hills? :-( bishzillaROARR!!20:00, 5 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Just saying Hi to a fellow zilla. *Powerzilla teleports on her lands, leaves message, then slowly lifts off, burning up her flowers, flies to 10,000 feet, them RAPIDLY , noisily, blasts off back to outer space. Bishzilla looks on in awe at the "UFO" as Powerzilla flies off. Only zilla that can fly. She looks at what is left of her flowers (a smoking , burning mess), HUGE sooty, deep foot prints, throws a tantrum, but admires the new zilla* Powerzilla (talk) 05:16, 15 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Well hello there cute little zilla. Flower-burning "HUGE" little zilla so kawaii! Big Zilla graciously give exclusive preview of latest ArbCom election poster by election campaign manager User:Tex.
Don't forget vote, little one! [/me puts little Powerzilla in pocket, tramps off to climb reichstag.] Bishzilla
Me deploy anti-gravity unit, Bishzilla begins to float off of the ground as she is heading to the reichstag. She says,"WHAT is going on here?!". I tell her that she can now FLY. All she has to do, after her brainwave pattern is programmed into the device, is think about flying. Now, we are the two only zillas that can fly!* Powerzilla (talk) 03:37, 16 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ah what a friendly little Zilla..! Elections in December, watch this space. Here page for preparation election: [19]. 'Zilla release trial balloon on talkpage, here, fans respond well. Little User:Tex self-selected Bishzilla Campaign Manager. 'Zilla manifesto published later, but election poster (above) have basic facts: Vote Zilla, save Tokyo![20]. bishzillaROARR!!16:17, 16 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]
'Zilla writed [21]: Ah, is little Exosted Mastr! 'Zilla exosted also, been pressing "Random article" 1,000 times to inflate edit count for arbcom candidacy. <subliminal message>vote Bishzilla for arbcom <subliminal message> hint hint! bishzilla ROARR!! 23:12, 14 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]
No, 'Zilla! Only View Article Does not help Arbcom chances! Must Edit too. See, Press Random and Then Write Contributions Like:
Templates! Good! Zilla advise the great User:Catherine de Burgh of same trick also perhaps. Secretly lurking friend already counsel "what link here" disamg.. Hm. Dabisb... er. dibi .. Darnit. Anyway. Perhaps link dibasgiguation harder than adding templates, little Exosted? [stuff little Exosted in pocket, pat down firmly. Sternly:] No squeal! bishzillaROARR!!16:42, 16 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Pull in horns, little Phenomenon. Vandalize,[22] post threatening message,[23] post rudely to block warning admin[24] unacceptable behavior Wikipedia. No more vandalism, no more rude messages, or be blocked. bishzillaROARR!!20:16, 24 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Bish, this was inappropriate.[25] Admins need to try and present a united front and present a good example of behavior. Even if I saw you do something I disagreed with to another editor, I'm not going to openly argue with you on that editor's talkpage and call your behavior "priggish". I may disagree with you on some things, but at least I try to treat you with respect. Please show me the same courtesy. --Elonka15:03, 25 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Elonka, that's ridiculous. Not "arguing openly"? So where should discussion and disagreement take place, in some closed IRC channel? It looks to me like you chose to involve yourself on that user's page to criticise the tone of other admins as BITE. Now, you did that pretty openly, and you are free to do so. But when they reject your criticism and call it "priggish", don't get "holier-than-thou". There is nothing compelling an admin "united front" and if there was, then your (otherwise perfectly legitimate) criticism was what broke it.--Scott MacDonald (talk) 15:35, 25 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I rarely participate in IRC (I'm only in the channel for a few minutes, maybe once a month or so). As for where disagreement should take place, it can be on an appropriate talkpage, and it should be done in a civil manner. If I have a problem with Bish's actions, the appropriate place to take this is to Bish's talkpage and make a polite comment, not to go off on some random editor's talkpage and call her names because she happens to be posting there. --Elonka16:10, 25 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Because you happened to inform Bishzilla and Risker loftily of such extremely well-known policies as WP:AGF and WP:BITE, you mean? That's rather like posting a "Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia" template on an established editor. As for you trying to treat me with respect, I can only say "Oh! Oh!". Bishonen | talk16:39, 25 September 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Does "priggish" mean passive aggression? If so, I can certainly second it. If it doesn't, then, well, I can only recall Henry Fielding, who said that the goal of any criminal is to be the biggest prig possible. Geogre (talk) 22:24, 25 September 2008 (UTC)[reply]
'Zilla, nice little admin Risker was reluctant to delete my talk page along with my user page. Would 'Zilla, fearing no puny apparatchik, be willing? Let's say the intent is aesthetic; nothing says "grrr" like having both signature links in red. And Red is 'Zilla's favorite color, I'd wager.
There, a glint in the trees—
a great lizard's red eye surveys forest and sky, finding rain clouds and weeds,
'cyclopedic dis-ease.
Whiskeydog then join cousin Dogriggr, 'Zilla, et al in nice winter hibernation, including hot tub! (Can 'Zilla reply here, if and when awake.) Whiskeydog (talk) 08:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Arrgh. Deleting usertalkpages is perennial dispute matter, little Risker have some reason. But 'Zilla never set up for nice little admin; is head, by acclamation, of "alarming big admin" party. User talk:Whiskeydog has now been deleted per request, per blameless conduct, and per WP:RTV. See red link? Also per 'Zilla general liking of dogs. [Peers into Spiderman Suit pocket: little User:Killerchihuahua comfortably snoozing in there, along with rest of good doggy 'Zilla friends.] Hope Whiskey enjoy sociable hibernation, hope meet again some day! ([Interested: ] what size this hot tub? Similar Mariana Trench would suit well.) bishzillaROARR!!00:25, 12 October 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Many thanks. Hot tub is many storeys high--seats around the edge at varying depths to accommodate each size of creature. (Though if the smaller ones get pushed off their ledge by a water jet, they'd better be able to swim!) Wonder what all float out of 'Zilla's pockets in water? Man-size lint? Ah... late-night hot-tubbing make Whiskey so sleeepeeee... Whiskeydog (talk) 06:22, 12 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
'Zilla very reliable. Whiskeydog actually prepare a request for re-deletion, but decide to save to text file instead. Here, now, is what Whiskeydog was going to say, and my wouldn't it have been amusing?
'Zilla, I hate to bother you again, but some cranks have made my talk page exist again. While I'd appreciate you deleting it once more, I've actually come to suggest some interesting administrative opportunities for you. You see, the editing of my talk page was not so much a dismissal of my right to pretend I've vanished as a direct challenge to your territory and authority. A little investigation reveals that big problem users were involved, and they knew that you had deleted the page, and they flaunted it.
User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back: This "man" is, like you, running for Arbcomm, and I fear he will be a popular populist pick among those with a sense of humor on Wikipedia [insert joke here—no, I mean it, as I do not have a sense of humor]. If that weren't enough, he attacked you on the very talk page that is supposed to have vanished.diff now deleted I suggest blocking him until the Arbcomm election is over (he mainly leaves peanut shells and pork rinds all over Wikipedia); you could use the copious non-essential bits of him in your next stew.
User:Ceoil: recently had a hissy fit (his words) on your master's talk page.[26] That's just one diff: he takes about seventeen edits to produce a sentence. Supports Fat Man for Arbcomm!
User:JayHenry: recently had his attorney add you to his list of enemies.[the diff that was never made by me as User:JayHenry's Attorney would have appeared here] Thinks himself some sort of RfA consultant and therapist. This community posturing makes him harder to implement measures against; I suggest a death of a thousand cuts by bureaucratic means. Arbcomm cases, sockpuppet allegations, etc.
I've listed the nogoodniks in decreasing order of threat to you and your campaign. I realize 'shonen has encouraged you to act responsibly as an administrator, but I suggest that there are some things that we need to see more of around here, such as sentences that take a long time to get to the point, and good, old-fashioned atomic death rays aimed at problem users. Everybody wins, we go back to napping (not together [blush]), and you don't have to tell master. Regards, Whiskeydog (talk) 23:57, 21 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
['Zilla pause briefly in application of several acres of nail polish to claws.]. Aye, aye. 'Zilla aware of attempt to provoke her into protecting little Whiskey talkpage. Yawn... why protect when have sizzling atomic deathray to hand..? Always more efficient. Little Coeil (tactfully referred to as "little Irishman" above, though fat little Mexican apparently unable resist inserting himself unbidden in conversations... [Zilla waves crimson claws to dry them. Claws flash in sun.]) very properly apologize for hissy fit on 'shonen page, or would have found himself in deep trouble round about now. P. S. 'Zilla never tell little 'shonen anything! Come Pod, get yo ass back in Whiskey's comfy hibernation hot tub! 'Zilla ArbCom election campaign obviously have enough pests interfering without Little Stupid putting his oar in. Grab furry Mutley the Fishapod, watch the hypnoptic pendulum...sleeeep... Sleep! Right now! Zilla read no more scary stories to little pests tonight (Wikipedia not therapy!)bishzillaROARR!!01:21, 22 October 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Yomangan! Is Back from Dead Living? 'Zilla already Fool you, Did give Dog Box of Plushies! Many Still Edible! Here, Do Have one. Err... Despite Plushie Credits, I promise, Am no Regifting! DOGRIGGR (deflea) 04:56, 22 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
<Sigh.> Yes, it's true, young pup. Yomangan and I had a deal—or so I thought—regarding his inevitable retirement from Wikipedia. We had a fine spot picked out for him, not too far from the roped-off section reserved for the Old Masters, and thankfully at quite a distance from the New Critics. As is customary, we left plenty of wiggle room regarding a date (though sigificantly less wiggle room in the box). I cannot enforce contracts, though, and have no need to; I care not about money, and time is on my side (to quote some old men, for whom it most certainly isn't).
Welcome page little Yomangan! Er, 'Zilla in fact did learn valuable insights from too hastily giving box of plushies to Dogriggr... hmfrr.[27] Sadly, little dog tore stuffing out! :-( Still, not all dogs have oral fixation. Good friend Homicidedoggie Chihuahua use her Waspy plushy for comfort and cosiness only! [28] Er... 'Zilla always assume so, anyway. Looking carefully at diff now, see something ominous in phrase "fun plushy". Not, surely, fun chewing flippers off..? Puppy, are you there? (Yomangan, please go sew flippers back on! Nice little job!) ['Zilla goes to hand over non-essential bits of Fat Man to little 'shonen for her semi-perennial fragrantly bubbling Middle European Meat Stew. ] bishzillaROARR!!12:59, 22 October 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Devonian fishapods. See clever Pod Tiktaalik?Dick the Fishapod. Notice gold tooth.
Oh fer crying out loud. Shut up and get in hot tub! Always embarrassing 'Zilla! [Considers lipstick. Naah. 'Zilla friendly smile scares enough little users without the technicolor effects. ] bishzillaROARR!!00:23, 23 October 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Some demon’s mistress, or the demon’s self. -- John Pleats
[Bishapod very pleased. ] Hello Johnny! Bishzilla may be wearing nail polish, but handsome Pod freckled like a pard, nya nananana! See gold tooth? Don't be a dick, be a Lamia! [Pod struts proudly off, eyed like a peacock, crimson barred. ] bishapodsplash!19:06, 23 October 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Bish, don't underestimate the little Pod. The nail polish, the eyelash extensions with a Jackie O hair-do under her nose, like a crimson peacock-feather mustache, fashionably spotty rainbow outfits from an assignment store in Alaska, self-confident swagger, crimson scowl and gold-tooth grin...no man, that's not puberty - that's strategy. Little Pod watching US election, liking lipstick on a pig-symbolic, ready to emanate dragon lady image to signal electability. All I have to say about that: When Zilla ready to kick butt, we pink sistahs ready to put on lipstick and fly to the voting booths. "A cobra vai fumar!" Pia (talk) 16:13, 28 October 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hello candidate I was hoping to use your talk page to find out more about you. I see a lot about dinosaurs. If I approached with a basket of cured ham, how would you respond? How would you improve the ArbCom, if not with fire? AlioTheFool (talk) 16:19, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Fire alone not sufficient; will be using atomic deathray. Little Alio click Archive, top this page, contain much information! See also userpage User:Bishzilla, list some friendly and helpful 'Zilla pages created such as personal Welcome Template (feel free use welcome newbies!) Ham acceptable, little users also acceptable. Nothing smaller than chihuahuas, please. 'Zilla big! bishzillaROARR!!16:28, 10 November 2008 (UTC).[reply]
They're already trying to oppress the mighty 'Zilla's campaign poster. [29] Next thing you know, they'll say you have to be human to run for arbcom. Blah, indeed. Tex (talk) 22:26, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Wikivoices (formally NotTheWikipediaWeekly) would be interested in making several podcasts with candidates running in the 2008 English Wikipedia Arbitration Committee election. Given the high number of candidates likely to be signing up during the nomination stage (likely to be around 45) it will be a very busy 2 weeks. These shows typically last about one and a half hours to record, taking into account setup time, and are recorded using the free, downloadable programme, Skype. The programme can be used on Windows, Mac OS and Linux operating systems and is also available on some mobile platforms. If any candidates have problems with installing or running the program please contact either myself at my talk page or by email
There will be 2 formats being run over the next 2 weeks. The first will be general discussion with a small number candidates at a time with several experienced hosts from Wikivoices. Each candidate will be given 2-3 minutes to introduce themselves then the main body of the cast will begin. The topics discussed will vary in each recording to ensure fairness however the atmosphere will be generally free flowing. These will be running throughout the two weeks starting tomorrow. Specific signup times can be found here at our meta page.
The second format will be based on a similar style to election debates. Questions will be suggested here by the community. A selection of these will then be put to a panel of larger panel candidates with short and concise 1-2 minute responses. Other than an introduction and hello from each candidate, there will be no opportunity for a lengthier introductions. Specific signup times can be found here at our meta page.
It is recommended that candidates attend both formats of casts and we will try to be as flexible as possible. We are looking for the greatest participation but also for shows with enough members to keep it interesting but not too many that it causes bandwidth and general running issues. I look forward to working with all candidates in the coming weeks.
Hello, fellow candidate! Just so you know, in an effort to announce our candidacies and raise further awareness of the election, I have created the template {{ACE2008Candidate}}, which I would invite you to place on your user and user talk pages. The template is designed to direct users to your Questions and Discussion pages, as well as to further information about the election. Best of luck in the election! Hersfold(t/a/c)16:34, 12 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Bishzilla? What on earth? So what's the current status of the line behind the Reichstag at this moment? =Nichalp«Talk»=
Hello little Nichalp. Reichstag line wilting... 'Zilla young and lighthearted at time of her RFA, arrange suitors in line for consideration, including friend Zockpuppet, Creature from Black Lagoon, etc. Older and wiser now! Opting for single life and wild sex! bishzillaROARR!!16:23, 13 November 2008 (UTC).[reply]
I assure all of the Bishes that my questions were in no way aimed at dissuading you, or any candidate, from serving. On a more positive note, though, I am glad to see that through Bishzilla, the underlying user appears to be having some fun around Wikipedia again. I hope that the attention to detail and the needs of the underdog habitually shown by Bishonen, the directness and impishness shown by Bishzilla, and the innocence of Bishapod will all be part of Wikipedia in general and the dispute-resolution process in particular for a long time to come. Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:59, 18 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I have to disagree with your sentiments, NYB. My services have not been called upon for some time. What is a master of cold to do if no Bishes wish to be placed into suspended animation? Would you have me run wild with my Freezy Ray? NiceandFreezy (talk) 02:15, 18 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hum. [Slightly embarrassed.]. Am sock. But not mere sock! Managed hide candidacy from Bishonen... but when she yanks leash.. ['Zilla depressed. Foiled again. Slouches off towards Reichstag.] bishzillaROARR!!11:47, 18 November 2008 (UTC).[reply]
leaves a giant fishy snack for Bishzilla*.. I think once you have something to eat, and incinerate a few little user vandals with fiery atomic breath, Mighty Bishzilla will feel more like herself! SirFozzie (talk) 05:03, 19 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Eddicated Pod, sententiously: "And what rough beast, her hour come round at last / Slouches towards Reichstag to be born? " (Starts to discreetly drag outsize fishy snack towards the water's edge.) bishapodsplash!14:14, 19 November 2008 (UTC).[reply]
I was going to dust down the old campaign box. But I am afraid they'd bust me as an evil stocking-puppet or whatever. Or maybe Gerrard would checkuser me to find out that his parents aren't Santa Claus. (Did he get ANY presents as a child?)--Santa (talk) 23:03, 18 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Funny..? ['Zilla is discombobulated. ] Not majestic statement..? [Thinks. Decides. ] Funny good too! 'Zilla fine sense of humor! [Pats little Fang encouragingly on shoulder, uses great caution. ] 'Zilla learning pat users without reducing to squashed mess! Useful skill for arbitrator, committee need more of it.. Ah, no. Not standing for ArbCom anymore. [Is depressed again. ] bishzillaROARR!!23:26, 21 November 2008 (UTC).[reply]
please unprotect the page Sakshama, when wikipedia is having articles for techfest, techniche and other technical fetivals. then why not a article for sakshama, a technical festival which was started from a small town of india in the year 2007 and now it is going to celebrate it's third version and it has been said as no #1 technical festival of north india. so i want to write a page for it please unprotect it.
you can find more at http://sakshama.org or you can find the same communities on orkut and other social web
Aashish K Mahaswary (talk) 11:21, 30 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Dear Bishzilla, are you sure you won't reconsider your withdrawal? America has just elected a black man. Surely green will be acceptable to wikipedia. Without you I'm just left with the usual list of little users and scant ways to express my big sulk (advice on sulking welcome, but must be better than Guy Browning's [30]). --Joopercoopers (talk) 19:39, 23 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hi Bishzilla. Recently you protected User talk:NWA.Rep against further editing, but now User:Swatjester blanked the page. Could you please undo that admins edits? NWA.Rep spoke of admins who have some real issues with their powers and responsibilities, and this seems like exactly the case! If you don't mind, could you also protect NWA.Rep's userpage? Swatjester and User:Gwen Gale removed content there as well, ignoring WP:BLP#Non-article space and acting like a censor.
[31] If you revert me I won't edit-war over this, but I think the guideline is clear. If you'll forgive my reverting you without touching base, we can discuss any disagreement.--chaser - t02:15, 24 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Hi, Chaser. I guess it's not clear, in that case. The way it's formulated, "The Wikipedia community generally frowns upon simulating the MediaWiki interface, and it should be avoided except when necessary for testing purposes", is a compromise after a hot debate on the matter some time ago. Some people wanted the guideline to say that SMIs, such as joke message bars, are verboten, and anybody can remove them; the other faction was as strongly against such encroachment on the traditional Wikipedia "wide latitude to users to manage their user space as they see fit" (quoting the guideline text from a little higher up). The text finally agreed on does not say "feel free to remove them", it says the "community generally frowns upon" them. Not everybody frowns; and those who do, get to go ahead and frown, not to use brute force in the matter. "Should be avoided" is not the same as "is not allowed"; it's simply more frowning. When the matter was last made a big issue of, I argued against forcible removal, because I feel that users should not be overridden in the management of their userspace for such trivial reasons as "the joke isn't funny" (who gets to decide that, seriously?). By contrast: some users have removed content on NWA.Rep's userpage that they considered sexist or aggressively nationalist; those are non-trivial matters, and I have not restored any of it. But the New Message bar is trivial; it's really not necessary to humiliate the user further over such a thing. I'm restoring it. (I have moved this conversation to WT:USER; please respond there if you want to discuss.) Bishonen | talk10:36, 24 November 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Bish, I hadn't seen that there was anything on AN/I about this. However, I think you've known me long enough to know I'm not "acting as a censor" or some other nonsense, but rather attempting to remove what is clearly a personal attack and accusations against other users. Perhaps Soetermans ought to think a bit more before making ridiculous accusations. ⇒SWATJesterSon of the Defender02:28, 24 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Eh, Giano takes himself seriously. Won't do SA any good, he already takes his mission here too seriously. No room for disgruntled scientists in Bishzilla's pocket? Pcapping16:25, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Tiktaalik's Greatest Hits : From the water To the land Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-taalik Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-taalik Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-taalik Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-taalik Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-taalik Tik-tik-tik-tik-tik-taalik ..
I often feel uncomfortable approaching a 70 storey green lizard asking for favours so when talking to some of the pitchfork wielding grockles in the pub the other night, we decided perhaps its best to make offerings. Please accept this as a token of my esteem - suffice to say there's now a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu. My fit of pique has abated and I'll have some time over Christmas to look at the Queen's house properly. Would you mind undeleting User:Joopercoopers/Queen's House? Sorry about the hokey cokey. --Joopercoopers (talk) 13:11, 24 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Well, JC, I see you fluttering about on the wiki as I write, so I have undeleted the above-noted page. I will, however, leave your humble offerings to our beloved Bishzilla, who no doubt will enjoy the spectacle of a one-eyed yellow idol. You could, however, pop by my page and explain to me exactly what a "grockle" is. For some reason, I imagine a rather awkward, heavyset fellow whose pants are too short. Risker (talk) 15:54, 24 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
[Bishzilla deep dignified laugh at Joopercoopers' spectacle-monocle joke rumbles round the hills. ] Tee-hee ! Little Risker good straightman ! ['Zilla lumbers off to try joke on friend Cyclops. ] bishzillaROARR!!10:25, 26 December 2008 (UTC).[reply]
Thanks for making 2008 an interesting and enlightening year for me; you have graciously advised me on how best to serve our community as an administrator (I believe "eating vandals" was part of your advice) and I've always found your comments amusing, helpful or thought-provoking—I'll let you guess which ones are which!
Wishing you and yours a joyous holiday season, and happiness, health and hopefulness in 2009. I trust you'll enjoy this little token, a favourite performance of Baby, it's Cold Outside, for your holiday amusement. Best, Risker (talk) 03:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Arbitration on illicit oversight? Not happening. Arbitration over a single block? Instantaneous. That's the Wikipedia way: getting even with everyone who ever did you wrong, ignoring every wrong done by others, and trying to get to the top of the heap. Utgard Loki (talk) 14:17, 14 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Well it looks like I missed all Teh Dramah, but it also looks like ArbCom is well on its way to rejecting. Meh. She posted on ANI, was overturned, all handled. Why take to ArbCom? KillerChihuahua?!?14:29, 14 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]
You promise not block FT2 again? Promise not use block button on opponents? Breath on opponents much better. Yes? Please tell little arbs. JehochmanTalk04:15, 14 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Promising is a very simplistic viewpoint! I need a clear desk and a more appropriate venue before I can promise anything. Say around Easter? It requires full comprehensive details of a matter taking place during the course of a year, from a very wide range of on- and off-site venues. It also has to fit round my work and others' work, my real life, and other historic matters, and to coincide with a family season, a new arbcom season and the start of the working year. Some people, indeed, might lazily dash off a 3 line note by way of reply to your recklessly short and simple question. That's not my way ! Now I will go check various large archives, with review item by item where a search cannot be specified, to ensure accuracy, and to ensure the balancing of that with a few overriding issues, if applicable, such as privacy of users, WMF requirements, ability to cite emails and getting permission if needed, and so on. In this case since I'm being asked about someone else's actions, that were discussed by others, and in others' emails, I'd like to be sure I've done that task carefully, so I need a few weeks to provide an unabridged statement. Can you think of a single reason a dishonest person would do so? It is an act of only high ethics and integrity. I hope this reassures. Feel free tell little arbs. bishzillaROARR!!14:52, 14 January 2009 (UTC).[reply]
Bishzilla(talk·contribs·blocks·protections·deletions·page moves·rights·RfA) is strongly admonished for her conduct in this matter. She is advised not to block users to force further discussion or action on an issue, nor to increase the pace of an issue, and not to take administrator actions with respect to disputes in which she is involved. Bishzilla is warned that any further such incidents are likely to lead to the suspension or revocation of her administrator privileges.
Hopefully, the Arbcom will have learned from its mistakes in this matter and cease dragging its feet in future. I'm sure most people, probably even FT2, are grateful for Bishzilla's brave actions in drawing what was becoming a very painful matter to a speedy conclusion. Giano (talk) 15:29, 21 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, quite, just the usual nonsense we have come to expect. I wonder why we all stay sometimes. Who tried to bring the case anyway, I'll go an look. Giano (talk) 17:15, 21 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Hey, he's got to do something now, and being on ArbCom fits his personality. It's much better that he write on a palimpsest than that he invade sovereign nations. Think about it: if he'd only had Wikipedia from the start, he could have found WMD in Iraq and removed Saddam Hussein without harming a single person. Utgard Loki (talk) 19:05, 21 January 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Just so, Froglaise is one of my many weaknesses and had to look that up :-/ Evidently a volcanic temperament, hope the homelessness is temporary and Tex enjoys the company in the meantime. Heads back to own cluttered apartment. . dave souza, talk22:16, 5 February 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Not to mention, the fact that the mighty monster couldn't come up with something better than "handsome". She obviously has access to wordsmyth.net, couldn't she come up with something better? Tex (talk) 14:54, 6 April 2009 (UTC)[reply]
To Bishzilla: you once met a scrappy "copyeditor" and his friendly dogs. As they flourished, they grew in strength and in number. One day, conventional mechanisms of individuation gave way to a transcendental feat: each ego, of animal and man alike, fused into an über-persona. Our name is Godriggr, and we-ourselves fear no great lizard. Godriggr's followers accumulate greatly with each passing day. Bishzilla, I say to you-yourself: a new game has come unto town. Relinquish your grasp on puny men; let your drool only water the prettiest flowers; and join our league, as Directrix of Homeland Security. Godriggr (talk) 05:57, 10 May 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Hello there young Rigg! Go play with User:Little Stupid at friend User:Swedophile's kindergarten, perhaps? Bishapod learning touch typing with fingery appendages and practising song-and-dance number.[34] Great progress both counts! Little Rigg climb Reichstag in Zilla pocket? Or come to disreputable sock party at User:Gooch's house? Plenty fusing going on over there! (Fear the great lizard, little user, tee hee.) bishzillaROARR!!11:13, 10 May 2009 (UTC).[reply]
{Gooch hear bongos in the distance. Gooch hear natives chanting. Gooch smell torches burning. Appears natives calling King Kong to take Gooch as sacrifice. Gooch afraid. Gooch very afraid.} Wait, that not King Kong, that Mini-Me Kong! Gooch (talk) 18:38, 4 June 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Little user "Ched" ... neh, tiny user ched comes to stand before the honorable "Bishzilla". (/me trembles with fear and respect). Most venerable Bishzilla, I ask for your forgiveness for the errors of my ways. I have only acted in what I believed what was best for the 'pedia. If you could find it in your heart to forgive my errors, I promise to try harder to improve our Wikipedia. — Ched : ? 13:38, 8 August 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Someone please remove this "work of art" from my page and place it on Bishzilla's, where I am sure it will be more in keeping. Thanking in advance - and the rest of you can bugger off and find something productive to do. Giano (talk) 22:18, 2 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Bishzilla planning run? Should be able to stomp edit count requirement - 'zilla obviously at least 2x taller than any other editor, edits to mainspace should count at least twice then, so enough! Yes? Georgewilliamherbert (talk) 03:21, 14 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Haha! Bishzilla edit like mad thing last year, ace requirement! Useful edits and also a little vandalism, excellent combo! [little 'shonen yanks warningly on leash. No arbcom today! Bad dino! ] bishzilla (disappointedly) ROARR!!00:32, 20 November 2009 (UTC).[reply]
That's kind of too bad. Having you in ArbCom might help bring some of the more obvious cases to resolution quite a bit mroe quickly, and really reduce the recidivism problem. Oh, well. John Carter (talk) 01:35, 20 November 2009 (UTC)[reply]
Important new discovery! Little stupid ancestor live 375 million years ago. 375 million years more than half of halflife of Uranium. That mean Bishapod ancestors had 1.5x more radioactive breath flame!
This VERY IMPORTANT and explain several great extinction events.
I submit theory to multiple veryimportant journals by next Tuesday, so will avoid WP:NOR and be able to scoff at those who reject idea of Wikipedia as serious scientific venue. Yes. Soon.
Zilla [pleased ] Cosy Milda Margerine house! A little small perhaps! [Tenderly places all her less bulky socks in little house, dons red Santa hat, stuffs house in pocket, and goes off to catch train out of Stockholm Central Station. ] Come along, little passer-by! Come frisk and frolic in pocket with Little Stupid! Hold on tight, we going way up North to Norrland! [Humming "North to Alaska" in fruity dino contralto] bishzillaROARR!!21:23, 25 December 2009 (UTC).[reply]
Hi MZM. Thank you for colourful image, which sort of reminds Bishzilla of a ginormous turkey. Scary... and she was already a bit worried about the fanatic insistence on Risker's page [37][38][39] about not using the word "poop" in articles, if one wishes to be an autoreviewer. Is "No poop" policy now..? I hope people realise that that would deprive the encyclopedia of the priceless editing of Bishzilla ! Bishonen | talk21:50, 14 June 2010 (UTC).[reply]
I'm slightly better that I have been. Now if I can just figure out some admin task to do that doesn't get people jumping up and down... Stifle (talk) 20:58, 5 September 2010 (UTC)[reply]
You are apparently not only getting old but senile too, Rex. Don't you remember that indicating any female is something other than 29 or, at worst, 39 years old is all but guaranteed to get a negative reaction? John Carter (talk) 23:39, 5 September 2010 (UTC)[reply]
(e/c) Hehe, poor old Tokyo! Fine vintage footage of Cousin Godzilla. Handsome atomic deathray! Little user:RexxS too modest; is sure to be rejuvenated by 'Zilla's charms and wiles. [Modestly: ] Specialist in Art of Love! bishzillaROARR!!23:47, 5 September 2010 (UTC).[reply]
Haha, 'Zilla manage election! Simply tell little godking how fill committee slots! Big relief to Jimbo: no thinking necessary!
Kidding aside, little User:Tex manage Zilla campaign in 2008. Highly recommended. Modest salary. Loyally updating fine 'Zilla campaign posters as we do speak.[40] But 'Zilla suspect Tex very busy this year. Hard work restraining Bishapod's socks from candidacy! Bitey little Darwinbish require bodyguarding day and night! bishzillaROARR!!16:10, 23 November 2010 (UTC).[reply]
Ahh...Little Tex never too busy for Mighty 'Zilla! You want to run, you just give me a holler. Will take all the Bishes to the Promise Land! Tex (talk) 16:19, 23 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Little Tex always reliable! But 'Zilla still resting after 2008 election. Don't understand how little users can work so hard! [At mere thought, 'Zilla have to climb Reichstag to relax. ] bishzillaROARR!!16:35, 23 November 2010 (UTC).[reply]
Maybe if you show them your credentials, they will let you run everything. It works for politicians in the US. You would be good at extorting fundraising, too. ⋙–Berean–Hunter—► ((⊕)) 18:26, 23 November 2010 (UTC)[reply]
Ha! Clever little hunter! Handsome Bishzillastar! [Immensely tickled, Bishzilla sticks little Berean Hunter in her pocket and slouches off, chuckling. ] bishzillaROARR!!19:46, 23 November 2010 (UTC).[reply]
But do your grandsocks come up to you & announce "It's rough-house time" & expect you to rough-house with them? And you work twice as hard to avoid squashing them? Or do Bishzillas not worry about squashing their young while rough-housing? (That would bring their calls for rough-housing to a quick end.) -- llywrch (talk) 03:23, 20 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
I hope not. (I guess she leaves that to our cats.) Bad enough she jumps on me & demands a piggy-back ride at the most importune moments. -- llywrch (talk) 16:55, 20 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
I noticed the welcome template you recently left to a retired user. Please remember not to welcome retired users, as it can cause unretired users to rush into tiresome activities. If you notice an unwelcome retired user, try to politely point out the problem to them. They may choose to unretire, in which case you can safely welcome them. Thank you.
From Wikipedia:Signatures#Appearance_and_color: "This page documents an English Wikipedia behavioral guideline. It is a generally accepted standard that editors should attempt to follow, though it is best treated with common sense, and occasional exceptions may apply."
Bishzilla is a big character and requires a big signature. Did you think that you were the first person to notice that? That's just the sin of pride messing with you. This is one of those common sense occasional exceptions mentioned above, and the rest of the community recognises it. Have a look at Bishzilla's contributions and see if you can spot anything; then have a think; and then perhaps you'd like to remove this entire section as it really doesn't need to be here, does it? --RexxS (talk) 14:31, 25 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
How silly...if we're going to be demanding that, then I suggest all editors make sure their signatures are boring like mine, and eliminate multicolored signatures!...MONGO15:07, 25 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
MONGO's comment reminds Little ankle biter of her own efforts to make her sig waggle, squeal and give electric shocks, back when she was an optimistic newbie trying to teach the Wikipedia:Signatures page a lesson. Apparently the silly page didn't learn anything![43] Big RexxS, isn't there some guideline advising against posting finger-wagglings on brumating users' pages? It's pointless! darwinbishBITE18:01, 25 April 2012 (UTC).[reply]
Bishzilla not mind little Yasht's post, she woke up anyway. But graciously leaves commenting on it to Rex and MONGO. Is busy sentimentally reading the "Geology" section of User:Bigfoot's Grand Teton National Park. Cosy swamps and volcanoes taking her right back to her carefree cretaceous youth! bishzillaROARR!!18:05, 25 April 2012 (UTC).[reply]
Late Pleistocene Bigfoot knows Jurassic era info on that article probably way off on facts...desperately needs carnivorous eye to devour inaccuracies!MONGO19:26, 25 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Bishzilla smile at the little Chedzilla, teeth flash. Stuff him in pocket, pat him down firmly, listen benevolently to tiny yelps from pocket.bishzillaROARR!!19:36, 26 April 2012 (UTC).[reply]
Thank you little user. Yes, Bishzilla truly goodhumoured these days. Has mellowed. Hardly ever burn little users to crisps any more! (Would make good admin, HINT HINT!) bishzillaROARR!!13:50, 4 May 2012 (UTC).[reply]
Please do not create pages that incinerate little users. Arson pages and files are not tolerated by Wikipedia and are speedily extinguished. Users who create or feed small fires may be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Thank you. Nobody Ent
[Bishzilla breathes lightly on the little Ent with atomic deathray. User hair catches fire. Sarcastically: ] Oops. [Checks out warning in edit mode. ] Hmm. Little user create {{Uw-Bishzilla}}? Pretty cool, but where is template? Check out userpage User:Darwinbish, see how make fine templates! [For once, Bishzilla feels a little pride in her evil grandsock. Considers having the darwinbish make a proper template for her own Bishzilla Welcome. ] bishzillaROARR!!13:11, 11 June 2012 (UTC).[reply]
Meme of the day: Science, it work, bitches! 'Zilla want on T-shirt!
Having recently read the "Floq monster's" talk page <Personally I really laughed my butt off, but Chedzilla's tail thumping really rattled a few windows> ... I now see a post on Pesky's page about "ripping clothes off" and links to "cyber-stuff". I'm wondering if brumation has caused an increase of 'Zilla's hormones ... and are ANY of us safe if that's so? :-) — Ched : ? 06:56, 9 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Your honorable Bishzilla, I am sure that you are most desirable - and while Chedzilla is indeed a male, he is rather old, and he does need to be restrai.... — Ched : ? 06:58, 11 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]
<grab silly little admin Ched and stuff back in box> "Go play with silly adminy friends little Ched" - big talk here, no need anyone to speak for Chedzilla. Speak for self. YES male. <tail thump much>. Chedzilla friends with RexxS though - not want upset friends. <Chedzilla blush .. kick foot at ground ... oops ... sorry little building - no great loss> ... Ummm Bishzilla ... have little flower for you. Chedzilla (talk) 07:09, 11 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]
little flower for Bishzilla
[Bishzilla is both alarmed and impressed; despite all her big talk on the subject, she has never dared handle her sockmaster so. ] Pretty flower! [Sniffs General Sherman appreciatively, then looks for little Eric Idle leaping from tree to tree in surrounding herbaceous border, but no luck. Possibly image resolution too modest. ] bishzillaROARR!!13:03, 11 July 2012 (UTC).[reply]
First ..my apologies for stepping out of character here. I've never been good at the "sockmaster" stuff. I absolutely LOVE your humor - but I have to admit ... I can't keep up. My first thought was a "spiny norman" thing in regards to Dinsdale ... but .. I've failed at that. All my best. Chedzilla (talk) 21:43, 14 July 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Oh noes, Spiny Norman skulking amongst the sequoias?? Scary! First Chedzilla be the first user to impress great Bishzilla, then give up? Strangeness! In melancholy mood, Zilla donate comfy banlon spiderman suit from her own stock to little Chedzilla, for sentimental remembrance of tender General-Sherman-offering moment. Roomy pocket convenient for carrying little sockmaster:Ched in! bishzillaROARR!!21:30, 15 July 2012 (UTC).[reply]
Feels fine. I like pockets. I often travel in Bishzilla's pocket and lord it over all the weird creatures in there. Surprised you hadn't noticed. Who needs height, when my natural authority brings the giants effortlessly to heel? [Bishzilla tries to interrupt. ] Just shut up, Bishzilla, or I create User:Bigger Bishzilla, to put you in its pocket. Bishonen | talk22:38, 12 July 2012 (UTC).[reply]
<taps giant Zilla ankle and stares towards the heavens and speaks> "Down here oh large one. I think someone has kidnapped your sock/alt:master, and left a pod person in her stead. She just doesn't seem to be her spry and spunky self today. Perhaps you could look in on her" — Ched : ? 23:31, 4 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]
[Bishzilla recapitulates her often stated, and rarely helpful, view of her sockmaster :] 'Shonen tetchy, difficult personality. [Has another idea. ] Perhaps also sad because nobody come help with her new essay ? bishzillaROARR!!00:04, 5 September 2012 (UTC).[reply]
Sad? ..oh my. That does bother me, I very much like your sockmaster. I will most definitely see what I can add to the apology essay - it's quite well done, and very apropos I think. And don't be surprised if my large reptile friend stops by to say hi - he worries about bothering you if you're being quiet - but gets all rambunctious when he sees you up and about. Thank you Zilla. — Ched : ? 00:23, 5 September 2012 (UTC)[reply]
The geek tendencies of the twins are a source of amazement to both Bishzilla and me. I couldn't make a template to save my life! Probably db taught herself the template principle for two reasons: to put the Fish's nose out of joint (he has always had some rather poorly supported nerdy pretensions), and to emulate her hero Yomangani. Have you seen the templates on Y's userpage? They're wonderful. Naughty little db has posted his {{User:Yomangani/Gabby}} template on my userpage, snort. I mean, what's she even talking about? Bishonen | talk13:03, 16 September 2012 (UTC).[reply]
... out of pocket and looks around - sees most magnificent 'Zilla creature and make BIG SMILES> Master say OK to come say hi. Perhaps little lonely sometimes - but not sad. Master say word is "aparthetic" (sorrry .. many "r"s when I talk :-)). Saw silly thing on pedia, brain start thinking - but 'Zilla know IAR too ... rarrr rarrr rarrr. Master say if allowed out, must do article edit stuff too. :/ .... Master also say he see ur Master's post at Arby thingy. Think he plan on comment there too.
So how 'Zilla do these days? Saw friend of ur Master say wise words here. My master was quite impressed. Tell Floq. Monster and Rexx people I say hi. I go find edit now. rrRRAWRRRR. — ChedZILLA21:15, 7 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Peckish. Consider eating arby stuff, looking juicy. Just holding off to give your little master chance to comment first, if desired. "Must do article edit stuff"..? Strange. Bishonen work by contraries: Zilla strongly discouraged from article stuff. Refer to as "vandalism". (One time! That was one time!)[1] Well, 'shonen have her notions. Twins banned from Wikipedia space (fortunate decision there! little socks embarrass us all!), but Zilla allowed there, by right of seniority and tradition.
Bishzilla stuffs little user in special cosy igloo pocket, see 'shonen post here. Welcome in igloo! Feel free bring more glögg, or julmust for the littl'uns! bishzillaROARR!! 11:49, 3 January 2013 (UTC). P.S. Igloo is roomier than might think, see inside view on right. Invitations remain exclusive, though! Little Ched honoured guest! bishzillaROARR!!17:39, 3 January 2013 (UTC).[reply]
[With dignity. ] Zillas always respectable. Roaring perfectly well-bred means of communication. Also highly expressive and concise. Indeed, Arbcom might consider using it, cut down on wordiness of commentary. [With her usual tact, Bishzilla refrain from mentioning little NYB in particular. ] If the little Prioryman be hinting at 'Zilla's colourful sex life and extensive harem, presume is merely envious. bishzillaROARR!!00:30, 16 January 2013 (UTC).[reply]
I stand before the almighty Bishzilla requesting an audience. I come with hat in hand and much regret in order to request forgiveness. I offer gifts for the family.
Bouquet of pink roses for the Master.
A small town in Hong Kong for the honorable large one to devour.
<little user repeatedly bows, muttering gracious "thank-you" to Master. Promises the honorable one to send his large dino around to visit> — Ched : ? 19:04, 10 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Heh. yeah, well, copying and pasting Bishzilla's signature after creating a sock that wasn't my first choice kinda screwed me up there. Will fix! Tex (talk) 18:23, 10 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Honorable Bishzilla .. please express my regrets to the family for not being around more. I think /you/ should be more proactive in asserting your own views on wiki, as you are so wise and strong. Hugs to the whole family. (well .. that one little one that likes to chew ankles and bite off arms I may not try to touch ... LOL) I hope all is well with all of ya. — Ched : ? 16:56, 15 May 2013 (UTC)[reply]
[Bishzilla still wears General Sherman giant sequoia in buttonhole of Spiderman suit. Peers at the new tiny flowers. Fetches magnifying glass. ] Ah! Now see them! Pretty! bishzillaROARR!!19:20, 6 June 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Thank you little MONGO. Have it in archive, but is always good to get Bishzilla's reassuring smile posted where little users can see it. Calm them down! bishzillaROARR!!07:42, 24 June 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Thank you little Lectonar. [Bishzilla is nonplussed as to what to do with the kitten, as she doesn't usually eat anything smaller than chihuahuas (not worth trouble). Sticks it in her pocket for safekeeping.]. But appreciate the gesture! [Reminded of her immense sexiness, Bishzilla realizes her harem may be pining for some TLC.] Hmm… may be time to go look up Floquenstein's little monster for sweet dalliance! bishzillaROARR!!07:53, 18 July 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Perhaps little Bishzilla could assist in this incident where a similarly named individual (a Bishzilla relative, perhaps?) appears to need some roaring at? --Demiurge1000 (talk) 19:57, 20 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
["Little Bishzilla"? 'Zilla is faintly amused.] Only slightly and formally acquainted with the little Doczilla; no relation.[46] Not well up on education project… hmm. Will consider eating the little doctor if required, but perhaps better first await response to SandyGeorgia and Tryptofish notifications. bishzillaROARR!!21:44, 20 July 2013 (UTC).[reply]
I hope the real 'zilla has a big appetite today. <resentful roar that I spend time cleaning up useless articles as an unpaid TA for someone using Wikipedia as their playground>. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 12:52, 21 July 2013 (UTC)[reply]
you should run for arbcom, noone will put a toe out of line with you in there! and even if they do, there will be less of the idiocy of today's arbcom....
-- Aunva6talk - contribs23:24, 5 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Would you please block me for three weeks? I've said everything I want to say for now and I'm beginning to find my own bullshit tiresome, never mind everybody else's. Tom Reedy (talk) 03:41, 28 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Little Shakespearean burnt-out? :-( Regretfully, Zilla no longer admin! Will pass on request to Bishonen, who block you per request before. Since that was only for four days, please confirm here that have thought about terms and conditions and do accept them. Three weeks long time! bishzillaROARR!!10:20, 28 October 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Read and accepted. I'm leaving on a research trip and will be back on the 17th and don't want the distraction of all the drama. I know it's pathetic, but there you are. I comfort myself with the knowledge that at least I have that much self awareness. Tom Reedy (talk) 11:50, 28 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
MONGO have no pockets! Upset! Must stick various foraged items in armpits for warm snack late at night...comes complete with body hair for floss....not gross, think halitosis prevention as that should be important to both hairy dwellers of forests and those that devour small terminator-canines.--MONGO01:41, 29 October 2013 (UTC)[reply]
[Zilla stick upset little MONGO in cosy pocket.] See comfy pocket page now created! [To cheer up upset little user, Bishzilla starts to recite, or rap, Tennyson's "Crossing the Bar".]
Help spread Wikilove by adding {{subst:User:Dainomite/HappyHalloween}} to other users' talk pages whether they be friends, acquaintances or random folks.
Hehehehe! How handsome! Bishzilla always safe, but little users visited better have strong nerves! [Bishzilla considers whether to dress up for the trick-or-treating. Is she scary enough as she is? Nah. Makes up her mind. Starts to sew a giant Darwinbish suit for herself.] Hehe. Hueg teeth and claws! Scary shape! bishzillaROARR!!17:21, 31 October 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Hi Bishzilla, I'm your long lost cousin. You've never heard of me before probably. But I'm stomping on in to roar hello to you. The athletic 'zilla says hello. Sportzilla | ROARR!!02:13, 12 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Hello horsey little user. A couple more candid opposes now. 'Zilla stick neck out, oppose popular candidate.[47] Voter guides not all fun and games! Guiding work exhausting! (Even with unsolicited help of Bishonen, silly girl.) bishzillaROARR!!14:12, 22 November 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Pony!
Congratulations! For a creative voter guide to arbcom, you have received a pony! Ponies are cute, intelligent, cuddly, friendly (most of the time, though with notable exceptions), promote good will, encourage patience, and enjoy carrots. Treat your pony with respect and he will be your faithful friend! And zillas do NOT eat ponies! Understood? Montanabw(talk)20:30, 24 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
To send a pony or a treat to other wonderful and responsible editors, click here.
Gyros for the mighty Bishzilla...there were a few dozen more, but they were eaten before they even hit the pageFormerly gyrosFile:Very scary.JPGZilla indulgent smile seen at close range
[Zilla sniffs pony. Delicious smell, nice snack size. Bigger than chihuahuas and even than most users. Hmmm. Reluctantly: ] Pet, not snack! [Sticks little pet pony in pocket. Hope won't get too hungry. HINT HINT better donate some gyros or something. ] bishzillaROARR!!21:28, 24 November 2013 (UTC).[reply]
If Bishzilla goes to pony prize page, there are carrots for the healthy and sugar cubes for those who need the buzz, suitable for both 'zillas and ponies! (though not too much suare for thepony!) Montanabw(talk)01:12, 25 November 2013 (UTC)[reply]
['Zilla partial to gyros. Empties plate in twinkling of eye. ] Appreciate, little Nikkizilla! [Picks up slowly-running little John Carter, smiles indulgently at him from close range. Will never understand why users faint when she does that. ] bishzillaROARR!!19:57, 25 November 2013 (UTC).[reply]
Don't worry, I have 121⁄2 foot cheeseburgers, 15-foot cheeseburgers, and 20-foot cheeseburgers. My, how big your mouth is! All these teeth…Epicgenius (talk) 03:01, 19 December 2013 (UTC)[reply]
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Thankee, little user. [Bishzilla very delicately empties the tiny bowls into her giant maw. Does she even notice eating the wonton soup?] Welcome in pocket! See new fridge containing delicious gifts from the little hafspaj? Study materials for Bishonen's Saturday class in cake appreciation, all welcome! bishzillaROARR!!17:59, 3 March 2014 (UTC).[reply]
Bishzilla, did you or someone from your 'zilla family leave a comment for an Amazon reviewer? "Subject difficult. Book hard. Brain hurt. Book's fault." Whoever it was, well done! (Can't post the link--it's blocked for some reason. It's a comment on hermioneann's review, [51].) Drmies (talk) 16:37, 19 March 2014 (UTC)[reply]
One of the things that tend to distinguish policies from guidelines is that guidelines will have exceptions more often because some issues only concern style or convention, rather than having concrete reasons why something should be done in a particular way. We censure signatures that are unreadable (for obvious reasons), but merely discourage those that fall outside our norms in other ways. A really huge signature would be rather disruptive in a threaded discussion, but the mighty Zilla's sig doesn't cause that sort of offence (otherwise someone would have made that exact complaint) and my recommendation would be to stop worrying about harmless excursions beyond the usual scope of guidelines unless there is a clear reason such as accessibility. Cheers --RexxS (talk) 00:14, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Well, it's no big deal, no harm is being done, even though the section that lists this type of sig as inappropriate is labeled as a policy. I'm just a person that likes to see things neat. ;) Regards, --AmaryllisGardenertalk00:28, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Indeed, there's no harm, so we can cheerfully leave it alone. I understand a desire to keep things neat, but following a guideline for no discernable reason other than "it's a guideline" always seemed somehow unsatisfactory to me. Incidentally the page you quoted, WP:SIG is most definitely a guideline (not a policy) - the first box on the page says "This page documents an English Wikipedia behavioral guideline." HTH --RexxS (talk) 00:51, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, but under that box is a box saying that some sections are policies (like WP:SIGAPP, where it says "Avoid markup such as <big> and <span style="font-size: 200%;">(or more) tags (which enlarge text); this is likely to disrupt the way that surrounding text displays.") And I hate to make a big deal of small things, but there is a reason for the policy (it keeps things neat, and since it's a policy, apparently I'm not the only person that likes things neat) and this doesn't seem like a case where an exception would be made, but I guess I'm a minority on this talk page. It's really not a big deal, but it's just that I've told many people to downsize their sig because of this, and it seems unfair that if it's "cool" or "neat", then an exception must be made. --AmaryllisGardenertalk01:03, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
it's probably best to take the advice as a whole and try to understand why that guidance is given. The <big>...</big> tag will be interpreted by most browsers as making the font size 125% of its previous value, a long way short of the 200% that is quoted next to it. The real advice is actually in the following sentence "this is likely to disrupt the way that surrounding text displays" which is what I already suggested. If you find that Zilla's sig significantly disrupts the surrounding text displays, then I can appreciate your concern. On the other hand, neither I nor anyone else that I've noticed so far have actually experienced that problem with her sig, which is why I still maintain that it's more important to observe our policies and guidelines according to their spirit and intent, rather than attempting to observe them to the letter. HTH --RexxS (talk) 02:50, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Bish, I'm honestly not very concerned with your use of big (despite what the guideline says, others can fight that battle I'm not going there for awhile), but I am concerned with your use of non-HTML5 compliant code. In order for me to make a suggested replacement chunk of code to offer you I had to cut some of the size shifting or it exceeded the 255 character limit; as such, if you are willing to bring your code up to that standard, I suggest replacing:
[[User:Bishzilla|<fontface="comic sans ms"><fontcolor="cyan"><i><b><big>bishzilla</big></b></i></font></font>]] ''[[User talk:Bishzilla|<fontcolor="magenta"><sub><small>R</small></sub>OA<big>R<big>R!<big>!</big></big></big></font>]]''
with:
[[User:Bishzilla|<bstyle="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:larger;color:cyan">''bishzilla''</b>]] ''[[User talk:Bishzilla|<spanstyle="color:magenta"><small><sub>R</sub>O</small>AR<spanstyle="font-size:larger">R!</span></span>]]''
which will result in a 235 character long signature (2 characters shorter) with an appearance of: bishzillaROARR!
compared to your existing 237 character long signature of: bishzillaROARR!!
Cut size shifting? Flatten roarr? One instead of two exclamations?? Size shifting is very soul and expressiveness of sig! And result of effort of creative design and much tinkering. Size shifting represent not merely growing thunder of roar, but also represent (in modest symbolic compass), shift in size from ordinary little users such as 'shonen or RexxS, to majestic bigness of zilla. Offer compromise: in lieu of modify sig, am willing to speak less on Wikipedia. Much less. Hardly ever. Not offend eyes so often with sig. [After this transparently passive-aggressive move, designed to both touch and outrage her fans, Bishzilla retires in dudgeon.] bishzillaROARR!!10:58, 14 December 2014 (UTC).[reply]
Dino suggest:
[[User:Bishzilla|<bstyle="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0BB">''bishzilla''</b>]] [[User talk:Bishzilla|<istyle="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;"><small><small><small><sub>R</sub>OA</small>R</small>R!</small>!</i>]]
I've thought of a million things I could say, but, it's all redundant. The compromise is against policy, but it's still not big enough for Bishzilla. No one has answered my questions I brought up earlier, really, and it seems that nothing here is taken very seriously. So, I give up. Happy editing, --AmaryllisGardenertalk17:52, 14 December 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Relief. Thank you for express rescue operation kind Dino. Zilla always wish be compliant monster! (Will go change sig in a minute.) Sorry little AmaryllisGardener offended, nobody on page wish to offend. Do understand desire for neatness! bishzillaROARR!!17:59, 14 December 2014 (UTC).[reply]
I just came to see if you needed me to block someone. Also, my fridge is empty and I was hoping I could get a Pripps Bla from yours. Drmies (talk) 04:34, 13 February 2015 (UTC)[reply]
[Darwinbish is interested. Believe it or not, she doesn't eat babies nor kittens, but on the contrary has a soft spot for them.] Sturdy-looking little fellows! I'll start their training immediately, prior to enrolling them in my personal enforcer gang! darwinbishBITE☠13:03, 14 February 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Cherubs and kittens more useful than puppies and horses, little pony! Sharper teeth! Also, puppies don't seem to come my way, but babies and kittens often do, with gourmé recommendations ("best with a tangy sauce", silly Jehochman!), and so I train them as torpedoes. Get on fine with ponies, see the tölterhere. Anyway, I'm small and energy efficient, don't share Bishzilla's preoccupation with constantly eating. Regret to say she does eat puppies! (Admit I do enjoy biting, but that's something else.) darwinbishBITE☠13:06, 17 February 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Little Floquenbeam très amusant. Better add category to all userpages, because adding categories to other users' pages is overweening altogether. Hmm... Confusing! [Yearningly:] Where Floquenstein's monster? bishzillaROARR!!15:02, 5 March 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Monster mostly lurk now, no edit. Many crazy people every page, too much anger. Everywhere, all time. Remind monster of villagers with pitchforks and fire. Fire bad. Also, master accusing people being socks (socks bad), master not want me attract too much attention, maybe look hypocritical. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 22:48, 5 March 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Sensible bah! Scaredy-cat little monster! What use being monster if not attract attention? Attracting attention is job description for monsters! bishzillaROARR!!23:03, 5 March 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Re your message: Except I'm not a reptile. However, it was about the right time being fall. Perhaps I am a distant cousin of yours. Do you wear blue socks like I do?
Hello little Zilla. Better not eat the kitten, Darwinbish get mighty pissed off. She collect all the kittens and babies for her enforcer gang! Anyway, too small to be worth trouble of eating. [Bishzilla checks out new zilla pages. Aha, now unified login, huh?] Nice festive talkpage. But userpage… hmm… cute, yes. But not altogether zilla-like! bishzillaROARR!!18:49, 30 March 2015 (UTC).[reply]
[Darwinbish solicitously carries off the kitten to her training camp in a corner of Bishzilla's pocket.] Aha, another young enforcer, good! Very sharp teeth!darwinbishBITE☠18:54, 30 March 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Hmm, maybe. Already granted founder status in 2013.[54][55] Perhaps too soon for "Founding Founder". Not wish put Jimbo's nose out of joint. [Unlike Bishonen, Bishzilla has a soft spot for the little godking, who once took a nap in her pocket.] But appreciate thought, little user! Will consider requesting "Founding Lizard" flag. bishzillaROARR!!14:02, 1 April 2015 (UTC).[reply]
[Breathing out a light spray of {{cookie}} crumbs as she speaks :] Darwinbish has stolen your extras! The extras were delicious, especially the comets and the fishes, and she'd like to give you a great big hug for leaving them where she could reach them. Spread the WikiLove by giving her more extras, unless you want her boys to pay you a visit! darwinbishBITE☠22:26, 8 April 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Still hungry, just look what the naughty sock did! But little Fancy Ass pet, not snack! [Bishzilla. all heart, stuffs the little Fancy Ass in her pocket for safekeeping and retires to bed.] It's late, little Hafspaj! bishzillaROARR!!22:30, 8 April 2015 (UTC).[reply]
so tired Bish. I'll get back here tomorrow. I even got a picture of a squirrel to give Zilla. I will upload and post tomorrow. Maybe RexxS or Giano will fix the size or the pics. If not, I will fix tomorrow. Thanks for being you. hugs. — Ched : ? 01:02, 24 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Personal photo of personal cute critters much appreciated! [Inspired by lovely bit of squirrel meme, Zilla smells the little critters. Delicious ..!] Still, too small to be worth trouble eating. Previous gift of honeyglazed Polar bear just right size! Also too cute. Pets, not snack! [Bishzilla pockets new pet squirrels.] bishzillaROARR!!10:16, 4 May 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Every now and then your name is mentioned as a potential recipient for this prestigious award. And, every now and then, I am forced to remind the well-intentioned nominator that you are, in fact, not a real person. I know this may come as a shock but you are what I might call a "personage"...kind of like The Wizard of Oz. Everyone in Oz thought he was real but they were fooled by the smoke and mirrors and all the pomp and circumstance. In reality, he was just a "personage" created by a farmer from Kansas. So, in the end, the sad fact is that you are not eligible for the Eddy Award but Have a nice Mothers day anyway. . Buster Seven Talk17:12, 10 May 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Haha, Bishzilla's just a personage! Not a person like 'shonen and me. [Gives her brother Darwinfish a shove]. Come on, stupid fish! Do it! darwinbishBITE☠17:37, 10 May 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Ouch! I will, don't bite! I'm doing it! Kind Buster7, may I suggest my… ouch! My sister as an appropriate recipient for your prestigious award? Protects Wikipedia! Teaches people lessons! Ouch, stop it db, what else? OK, yes, she also makes excellent templates for all seasons![56] Clever coder! There! darwinfish17:39, 10 May 2015 (UTC).[reply]
[Bishzilla bares her gleaming teeth in what she thinks of as a tolerant smile at all the little users. Flutters her eyelashes at Floquenstein's monster.] Helloo there, sexy beast monster! bishzillaROARR!!17:47, 10 May 2015 (UTC).[reply]
OK, all you little monsters. Gather around the screen. We're gonna watch a little movie. No biting or hair pulling until the movie is over.. Buster Seven Talk19:07, 10 May 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Thank you for commenting out the scary movie, little User:Stefan2. [Bishzilla tucks the little Buster safely in her pocket.] No eating the little Buster, naughty creatures! [Bishzilla's getting boringly mellow lately. She's more like a soccer mom.] bishzillaROARR!!21:53, 10 May 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Has anyone seen my half-brother, Buster7, anywhere around here. He called me on my I-Phone #3.5 and said he was in someones pocket? I have half-a-mind to just forget about it...and I'm almost always half right. I usually only do half of what he tells me to do, anyway. Buster Three-point-five Talk 20 January 2015 (UTC)
I bring food. I bring cute little critters. And always you ignore my pet. Always you make pretty eyes to Floq's monster. My 'Zilla sad. — Ched : ? 03:40, 23 May 2015 (UTC)[reply]
[A little apologetically.] Bishzilla very susceptible to Floquenstein's monster's charms; never forget romantic interlude! But young Chedzilla also attractive personage. Brought delicious polar bear dish! [Bishzilla licks chops at memory. The taste of honey-glazed polar bear is like Proust's madeleine cake to her.] Hint: bring more! And always welcome in pocket harem! bishzillaROARR!!07:04, 23 May 2015 (UTC).[reply]
P.S. Oh no, Chedzilla's sockmaster brought the food! [Bishzilla considers inviting Ched into harem. Seems perhaps too weird.] Hint: send pet with more food, Ched! Ingratiate himself! bishzillaROARR!!07:07, 23 May 2015 (UTC).[reply]
'Zilla knew all along little user would be sorry for first sadly deferential post here! Glad penny dropped at last! Perhaps 'Zilla block for the first post? Nah — stale. Finger-waggling is sufficient. [Bishzilla waggles her finger energetically at the little Ched. He falls over from the wind rising from the mighty waggle. Bishzilla picks up the little user, dusts him off.] There! All better! Anyway, here is principle: feel free say fuck you to the mighty. Never say it to confused newbies. See? Simple. bishzillaROARR!!21:55, 8 November 2015 (UTC).[reply]
I don’t mind your comments in the candidate guide -- I've never for a moment expected to be elected, after all -- but I do wonder if I simply haven't made myself clear. My objection in the "bill of attainder" comments was, specifically, that we ought to have uniform rules and expectations -- that Valuable People should not be exempted from requirements with which Common Editors are required to comply. Now, I understand that this principle may sometimes be inconvenient, but that doesn't seem to be your objection.
With respect to passive-aggressive commentary, I'm the fellow who called ArbCom’s decision Infamous, Careless, Thoughtless, etc. If anything I’ve said about ArbCom is passive, I assure you that was not my intention, and indeed that it was the last thing on my mind. MarkBernstein (talk) 16:53, 17 November 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Quite clear, thank you. Have appreciation of little candidate's stand re Gamergate, and off-wiki work. But direct aggression in one place not preclude passive aggression in other. Thus seems candidate is aggressive towards arbcom (fine), passive aggressive and whiny re some other users (not so fine). Regret — have over years developed severe allergy against requests for "formal instruction" whether Common Editors may also take liberties bla bla. (Did user think rhetoric was original? No. Clichéd. Whiny.) And word "unblockable". And "new nobility". They make 'shonen come out in a rash. Not nice to see! As for suggestion "Baron Eric Corbett", is admittedly new — however not strikingly witty. But all said, 'zilla's oppose will hardly tip scales here. bishzillaROARR!!17:22, 17 November 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Well, "unblockable" is Beeblebrox’s, I think, but I hardly think it requires a footnote. We'll disagree on rhetoric; you don’t care for mine, nor I for yours above. Have a nice romp.MarkBernstein (talk) 18:32, 17 November 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Got him confused with Courcelles, sorry, also disappointing (but then I said that I was not disappointed.) Have a scream on the German Main page, you deserve a related image! Tell those animal users who like edit warring over infoboxes ;) (forgot their names but could find them on my user page under "best remembered as a farce") --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:59, 18 November 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Hello. When I transclude your voter guide (and the others) into a single page (to facilitate reading and comparisons), the resulting page becomes a member of the [[Category:Wikipedia Arbitration Committee Elections 2015 voter guides]].
To correct that, the Category in your page should be protected by a pair of <noinclude>...</noinclude>. In the Main space, I would have done that by myself. In your Userspace, I think it is polite to ask your permission. Pldx1 (talk) 09:13, 19 November 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Hi Bishzilla. Now it's over, while we're waiting for the results I can now expand on some of the thoughts I expressed during the campaign. Whether you supported or opposed my candidacy is of course entirely up to you - important is that you participated in the process. I would just like to mention two concerns of yours: 1) I have no idea what is meant by 'a hanging judge platform'. However, it doesn't sound like a very positive expression, and I'm sure that a proper investigation would reveal that my work as an editor and admin has always been honest and equitable and never extreme.. 2) If one looks very closely, one will see that the questioners got the answers they deserve; there is no need to kowtow to them to get their vote. Whether or not I am offered a seat on the Committee is immaterial - I'm not sure I ever wanted to stand in the first place. If I am elected, I will concern myself with the day-to-day work of the Committee. If not, I will seek to bring about reforms of the electoral process, mainly focusing on the need for questions and voter guides to be at least objective and kept free of gender related and other socio-political barnstorming. I will be looking to you for support, and once again, thank you for taking part in this year's ACE. Regards, --Kudpung กุดผึ้ง (talk) 10:07, 7 December 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Bishonen regard Kudpung as good admin indeed, most likely she not follow my guide in this regard. But "platform" refer to election campaign, especially answers to questions. Not kowtow… hmmm… well. Anyway, 'zilla very pleased by charming photo of little Kudpung playing piano gleaned from another voter guide. Might have changed recommendation if seen that in time. bishzillaROARR!!14:07, 7 December 2015 (UTC).[reply]
Man thing suitable chastised, No insult intended to Overlady Bishzilla or other (obviously lesser) Reptillian Overlords. Suggest eating of the Ogreness. Meters (talk) 17:04, 5 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
...is Happysquirrel(talk·contribs·count·logs), a relatively new editor that works hard at improving the encyclopedia experience for all. She deserves a few messages of appreciation. Dearest Bishzilla and all your monster friends, I have no idea if anybody pays attention to what happens at the WER pages anymore. For years I have been challenging members of that project to Drop by his/her talk page and give him/her a pat on the back and let him/her know he/she is supported. And for years the response has been miserable. O, every now and then an editor will get nominated that has a fan club and some 5 or 6 editors will drop in to say congrats. But most of the time I have to send out specific requests to specific editors or no one but me shows up. Don't get me wrong. I very much enjoy giving out the awards and enjoy the cheerful responses that I get from most awardees. But can you imagine the pleasure that we as fellow editors give if every week 3 dozen or more editors said, "Well done. Thank you". Happysquirrel said this today after only two editors thanked her:
Thank you so much everyone! This means so much to me. It's always good to know my efforts are appreciated. As someone who works mostly with new articles and new editors, I find myself often on the margins of the community, helping people inwards, but never going in completely myself. You can't imagine how great it is to have people coming out to congratulate me.
We veteran editors waste so much time arguing and fussing with each other. I know getting any membership to do something positive can be like herding cats. The frustrating thing is that sending good wishes takes less than ONE minute. Editor retention happens one editor at a time. I don't think Editor Happysquirrel will be leaving soon. This message, abbreviated, is at the EotW talk page and the Project talk page. I appreciate you past efforts and I mean this only as a positive challenge to change some of the culture that we find our selves in. I place it here in hopes that your wonderful stalkers will respond as only they can. With glee. Buster Seven Talk07:25, 7 March 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Here's the thing...I know I implied it would be solid gold...but times are tough and employees want a fair wage...and the Landlord is raising the rent to pay for his political campaign...and, well, you get the picture. So...in truth, the award will be gilded. We will fill it with lead so that "you know who" doesn't realize the scam. Or, here's an idea. We could make it the Editor of the Decade and wait till late 2020 to award it. I'm not overly worried since it's common knowledge that the rich and famous are easily fooled by slight of hand. Its rumored that the dear ladies boyfriend recently spent $3.5 million on a portrait of himself and his wife, Milly, painted by Andy Warhol who died in 1987. I bow in your general direction, Buster Seven Talk12:31, 25 April 2016 (UTC)[reply]
[With indignation:] Fine little psychedelic fuzz band deleted! Shame! ['Zilla goes listen to Go!Zilla "Pollution" song on YouTube. Like! Psychedelic fuzz genre new 'Zilla favourite!] bishzillaROARR!!09:41, 8 May 2016 (UTC).[reply]
[Smells the square pie with interest. Bishzilla is feeling a little peckish.] Is made from ground-up little users, young Ed? [Recollects herself. Virtuously:] Not eat little users any more. Hardly ever! bishzillaROARR!!17:03, 21 November 2016 (UTC).[reply]
Hello, Bishzilla. Voting in the 2016 Arbitration Committee elections is open from Monday, 00:00, 21 November through Sunday, 23:59, 4 December to all unblocked users who have registered an account before Wednesday, 00:00, 28 October 2016 and have made at least 150 mainspace edits before Sunday, 00:00, 1 November 2016.
The Arbitration Committee is the panel of editors responsible for conducting the Wikipedia arbitration process. It has the authority to impose binding solutions to disputes between editors, primarily for serious conduct disputes the community has been unable to resolve. This includes the authority to impose site bans, topic bans, editing restrictions, and other measures needed to maintain our editing environment. The arbitration policy describes the Committee's roles and responsibilities in greater detail.
Little River bring two delicious Christmas cake, one for 'zilla pocket fridge, one for hungry 'zilla. If want more pretty accents on top, easy: 'zilla use breath caramelize sugar. RivertorchFIREWATER23:55, 25 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Little River come bearing muffin, wearing fireproof gloves, pet nice 'zilla while 'shonen on break. (Wanted bring scone with cream and jam instead, but file permissions have big font, scare little River.) Maybe 'shonen in 'zilla pocket, install wiring for new extra-large fridge and warming oven? RivertorchFIREWATER17:16, 8 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Bishzilla | grrrr! 02:55, 13 December 2006 (UTC).
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Peace.Lsi john 14:11, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Done. What do you think? Bushcarrot Talk Please Sign! 17:12, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Little JustaHulk not vote zilla? [32] 
bishzilla ROARR!! 21:01, 30 December 2008 (UTC).
Srikar Kashyap (talk) 10:47, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
Bouquet of pink roses for the Master.
A small town in Hong Kong for the honorable large one to devour.
An ankle for the one with sharp teeth.
Always a delectable treat.
Fish and chips (hopefully of the proper ENGVAR)
-- Aunva6talk - contribs 23:24, 5 October 2013 (UTC)
Size shifting is very soul and expressiveness of sig! 
And result of effort of creative design and much tinkering. Size shifting represent not merely growing thunder of roar, but also represent (in modest symbolic compass), shift in size from ordinary little users such as 'shonen or RexxS, to majestic bigness of zilla. Offer compromise: in lieu of modify sig, am willing to speak less on Wikipedia. Much less. Hardly ever. Not offend eyes so often with sig. [After this transparently passive-aggressive move, designed to both touch and outrage her fans, Bishzilla retires in dudgeon.] bishzilla ROARR!! 10:58, 14 December 2014 (UTC).
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Muffled Pocketed 10:21, 27 August 2016 (UTC)
