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I Wish You Every Success

by Fashion Tips

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    **PRE-ORDER** Super Limited Edition pressing of'Bubblegum Pink' vinyl, all SIGNED by the band and housed in a gorgeous sleeve featuring the artwork of vocalist Esmé Newman, with 10% of proceeds donated to the North East Autism Society.

    "I'm not entirely sure how one deals with this" - Steve Lamacq, BBC 6 Music

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  • 2ND RUN – Limited Edition 50 Cassettes
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    Super Limited Edition cassette with two-colour on-body print onto a vibrant pink shell, housed with a double-sided inlay in a clear library case. Limited to just 50 copies.

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  • Limited Edition 50 Cassettes
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Super Limited Edition cassette with two-colour on-body print onto a vibrant pink shell, housed with a double-sided inlay in a clear library case. Limited to just 50 copies.

    **Please note that International Shipping is Economy to save postage costs – So please allow extra time for delivery!**

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1.
Radio Song 03:24
My radio only knows one beat, it goes kick kick kick snare kick kick kick snare kick. You sing your songs with the words all wrong, as if you do us a favour. My heart breaks a harsher art, you aren’t as tender as you say you are. A bedroom was the perfect cocoon for you to do your damage. My radio plays your favourite station, like one endless awkward conversation. This just isn’t really working out, I’m sorry. Your guitar only knows one chord, white Stratocaster making everyone bored. Open my chest, show the crowd my mess, and then demand adulation. Your heart’s scared of the dark, I’m not as wholesome as your fictions are. A dark room was the ideal tomb for me to bury my body. Your guitar plays its single tune, like it was all too much and all too soon, but this just isn’t really working out. I’m sorry.
2.
The Lovers 04:13
You were a figure of speech, I was a matter of fact, at cross purpose. “Nothing in my head”, she whispers into the mirror, as if it could hear her soft sobbing. I went to liminal space, and they all knew your face and phone number. You were an ambulance, I was a flaming wreck, and we were lovers. My kiss is cola flavoured and my blood is a hot commodity. Is this what you wanted? Is this what you like? Each day is a new touch barrier, like each word is a promise that you can’t keep. Is this what you wanted? Is this what you like? You made my mouth run dry, I made your blood run cold, it’s not nothing. “You’re wasting my time”. She sighs and sips at her drink, “I hope I never find out what you’re thinking”. You’re at the idiot shop, and every name they drop is spelled backwards. I was an ambulance, you were the edge of a cliff, and we were lovers.
3.
We’re singing in the cubicle, everybody else like a pack of wolves. When the boys are talking, sharp teeth are glistening, I’m not listening. Ticket to ripper city, ride the glitter railings. Follow you to your door when the summer’s fading. None of this means a thing until we start singing. The night will never love me back. The dark will never hold my hand. The silence never says my name. I’ll see you later alligator. You’re a hyena, I’m telling everybody. Laughing along, your mouth wet with viscera. The buildings sway, the streets curve away from you now. Like Cherilyn Sarkisian, I disbelieve and disbelieve. Like Cherilyn. I guess we’re leaving.
4.
Steve Lamacq 02:02
A fist bump, from your boyfriend. Punch drunk, acting so annoying. Every little part of me wants to destroy him. Anyway anyway anyway anyway. So punk rock, black leather, fucked up. Light as a feather, stiff as a board, like power chords. But anyway. Now you’ve grown impatient, I’ve seen you running through the railway station. Ask the director,“what’s my motivation anyway?”
5.
Hot Problems 03:56
We exchanged our gifts, I gave a tiny piece of death. Fingers in my mouth extracting every shallow breath. I received a photograph, a new ghost in my bed, and letters meant for someone else. This word you taught me makes more sense. Just treat me like I’m nothing, maybe god herself could strike me down. I’ve heard that heaven’s waiting for an angel. Treat me like I’m nothing, only god herself could want me now. I’ve heard, heaven’s waiting. Darling, you’re a parasite, but I’m your gracious host. You’d maintain your innocence with your hand around my throat. It recurs in images, a ghost that doesn’t sing. What’s the matter, honey girl? Are you scared that you might feel something? Treat me like I’m nothing. Come on, coward. Hunt me down like an animal. Please, sweetheart. Hold me down, like an animal. I broke every vessel that has ever graced your lips. A minute on the mattress, or a lifetime on the hips. Kissing apparitions, just a new ghost in my room. Falls into position like you taught me everything I knew. Just treat me like I’m nothing. Please. Please. Please.
6.
Lunched Out 04:09
Slapped my face as heard as I could, did not feel a single thing, and gifted my body to the endless yawning void that lurks within, and ashamed of libidinal currents but the heart wants what it wants, and when you’re sleeping I hear restless chatter of conclusion I’ve already reached. I’m all ready. I don’t wish anymore. “Oh, the drama, the smell of the greasepaint”. The velvet curtain falls. And, scene.
7.
Morning - yearning, laboured sigh. At sunrise, poison tired eyes. Each dull day, lonelier than masturbation. At night - the lights igniting without you. Spoon fed and cherry-red in dead bedrooms. Midnight - no-one will be waiting up. “Soothsayer”. Day breaks an already broken man. Machine aches for the touch of callous hands. This evening, you romance the cathodes again. Outside, strangers make out on the pavement. Inside, your private shame makes arrangements. Midnight, no-one is in love with you now. “Soothsayer.” “Truth-teller.” Out out out out.
8.
I look good in a dunce’s cap. I suit the shame like it was tailor made. And I know the word that you wanted to call me. Has a cat got your tongue? Do you do this for fun? I’ve seen the colour of your lipstick, honey, and it matches the blood on your teeth. I know exactly where you get your outfits, and you really should have kept your receipts. I’d look cute in a witches hat. I wear my curse like a corpse wears a hearse. And I know the moon by her maiden name. Is there something you want? Is your kindness a front? Just slip out of that jacket, and do a little runway, sweetie. Uh uh uh oh oh. XXOOO

about

Human Worth are proud to present the debut album ‘I Wish You Every Success’ from Fashion Tips, produced by Anthony Chapman (Collapsed Lung, Mclusky, Bis, Skinned Teen) with a portion of proceeds donated to charity.

North East England-based dance punks Fashion Tips have made a name for themselves working primarily in the medium of fuzzed-out bass grooves, cracked machines and jacked electro beats, topped with hysterical, sarcastic vocal sass and sheets of mangled guitar chaos. Formed by bass player Liam Slack and guitarist Jorden Sayer, vocalist Esme Louise Newman was soon recruited through her involvement in several prior underground projects – including the acclaimed black metal duo Penance Stare. After original drummer Ruben left the group in 2023, sampler Fiona Ireland was hired to help manage the band’s growing arsenal of sonic weaponry. Fashion Tips' music draws clear influence from no wave, noise rock, dance punk, electroclash, riot grrrl, and queercore movements, whilst also incorporating aspects of UK bass music such as jungle breakbeats and grimy sub bass into their “sasswave” aesthetic.

Since forming in late 2022, the band have released an acclaimed debut EP (mixed and mastered by Freddy Vinehill-Cliffe of fellow synth-punks and tour-mates Thank) which drew praise from outlets such as the Quietus, Full Time Aesthetic and Aural Aggravation, gained a reputation for their intense, high-energy live performances on stages supporting Mclusky, Greg Puciato, Ian Svenonius, as well as many fiery encounters in their local DIY scene, and picking up airplay from BBC Introducing North East and Spark Sunderland. Around the release of the album, FT have booked a short UK tour, and will be appearing at this summer’s Supernormal festival in Oxfordshire, with further live dates throughout the year.

Their debut album, I Wish You Every success, is released July 20th on cassette and digital through Human Worth (Torpor, Beige Palace, Modern Technology) with 10% of proceeds donated to the North East Autism Society – providing autism care and education for children, young people, and adults across the North-East of England.

FFO Model/Actriz, Melt Banana, Mandy Indiana, The Blood Brothers, Le Tigre, Help She Can’t Swim, Erase Erratta

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released July 12, 2024

"I'm not entirely sure how one deals with this" - Steve Lamacq, BBC 6 Music

"Colossal energy" - Jordan Blyth, BBC Introducing

“Pretty essential if you hold a candle for that lurid, sometimes sordid synth-heavy strain of post-hardcore that proliferated in the late 90s and early 00s via labels like Three One G, Skin Graft and Gold Standard Laboratories” – Noel Gardner, The Quietus

“This crew makes grimey, noisy post punk no wave, and vocalist Esmé Newman is a dead ringer for Tobi Vail’s vocal delivery – I’m already jonesing for a full length.” – Full Time Aesthetic

"The noise-rock equivalent of a bootleg party popper go off into your eyes point blank (...) an overwhelming bombardment of entangled streamers in the key of electroclash, noise rock, sasscore, queercore and riot grrrl." - Noizze

"They simultaneously make me want to start a band and quit music altogether" - Narc Magazine

"Fashion Tips are the band we need right now, and I Wish You Every Success is a massive rush from beginning to end." - Aural Aggravation

"The debut album from Fashion Tips is a statement of intent. A sardonic snarl. Sarcasm dressed in barbs. An essential protest." - Louder Than War

"A whirlwind of noise rock, screamo and punk that will captivate you from the first minute." - Global Pop Magazine

"There’s no chilling out, no taking a step back, just constant, in-your-face confrontation. It’s infectious. It makes you want to fuck shit up. And I’m here for it." - Everything Is Noise

"Against the stubbornness and immobility, this is exactly what we want. It happens so quickly. And it’s so so magnificent, so beautiful..." - Guteshoerenistwichtig

Fashion Tips are:
Esmé Newman - vocals, synthesiser, programming, harmonium on 2, guitar on 8
Fiona Ireland - sampler, vocals, guitar on 8
Jorden Sayer - guitar, synthesiser
Liam Slack - bass guitar, vocals, programming, tambourines on 7, guitar on 8

Produced & Mixed by Anthony Chapman
Recorded at The Studio, Hartlepool,
The Soundroom, Gateshead and in our homes

Artwork by Esmé Louise Newman
Layout by James Watts

THANK YOU
Anthony Chapman, Owen Gildersleeve & Human Worth, The Rock Band Thank From Leeds, James Watts & Panurus Productions, and anyone who danced, cried, or sang along to our music.

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Fashion Tips England, UK

dance music for anxious people

fiona ireland - sampler, backing vocals

esme louise newman - vocals, synthesiser, programming

jorden sayer - guitar, sampler

liam slack - bass, backing vocals, programming

booking - fashiontipsband at gmail dot com

band photo by david hall
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