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A BLIND MAN'S PENIS
01:42
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A Blind Man's Penis
I got high last night on LSD
My mind was beautiful, and I was free
Warts loved my nipples because they are pink
Vomit on me, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind
A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind
Let's make love under the stars
And watch for UFOs
And if little baby Martians come out of the UFOs
You can fuck them
Yeah yeah yeah
The zebra spilled its plastinia on Bemis
And the gelatin oozed electric marbles
Ramona's titties died in Hell
And the Nazis want to kill
To kill everyone
A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind
A blind man's penis is erect
Because he is blind
It's erect because he's blind
It's erect because he's blind
It's erect because he's blind
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MANY WHORES COPULATE FOR MONEY
Many whores copulate for money, baby
Whoa, are you one of them?
Many whores copulate for money, baby
Whoa, are you one of them?
Many whores copulate for money, baby
Whoa, are you one of them?
Many whores copulate for money, baby
Whoa, are you one of them?
Ya married for money, that's very common, honey
Fuck and suck the schmuck for his bucks
Your bridal veil barely conceals your parasitical greed
Behind the false front of convention
And then every day's another way
For lyin' whores to plot and scheme
For money, for money
(Refrain)
Record company dipshits never pay the artist
Gosh, what a wacky surprise!
The wheels of their deals kinda feels of eels
Always writhing in a snot-hole
And then every day's another way
For showbiz shits to copulate
For money, for money
(Refrain)
People always yakkin' about free expression
About truth and beauty, uh-huh
But when pull comes on shove it's clear that they love
Only money, vapid money
And then every day's another way
For brainless little pigs to fuck
For money, for money
(Endless Refrain Outro With Flamboyant Electric Guitar Overdub Madness)
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HIGH TIDE
06:33
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HIGH TIDE
One fine day the wild sea
Will drown you and me
Ever lost, eternally
Everybody drifts away
The high tide
You can laugh, you can cry
You can fight, we all die
As the briny waters rise
Everything drifts away
The high tide
Time washes down, down into the high tide
All drift away, carried by the high tide
Sha la la la la la la la la the high tide
Sha la la la they all wash away in the high tide
Sha la la la we all drift away on the high tide
See the sun hit the waves
See the ocean, see our graves
To time we're enslaved
Everybody drifts away
The high tide
You can love, you can lie
You can fight, we all die
As the briny waters rise
Everything drifts away
The high tide
Time washes down, down into the high tide
All drift away, carried by the high tide
Sha la la la la la la la la the high tide
Sha la la la they all wash away in the high tide
Sha la la la we all drift away on the high tide
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TWILIGHT SONG
04:38
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TWILIGHT SONG
From the daylight oozes twilight
Out of twilight creeps the darkness
Everyone I've ever known
Slowly drifts away from me
'Til I stand
A puzzled orphan
By the whisp'ring sea
Western sky explodes in silence
Far above the puny humans
Ocean clouds escape the sun
In dusky sky, in silence, run
'Til waves of clouds descend
Into the dark'ning eve
Time flows on
It changes everything
It transforms all the world
'Til nothing known still remains
Ever flowing through the darkness
Mystery ship of utter starkness
Everything I've ever seen
Slowly sails away from me
And sinks, forever lost
Beneath the evening tide
Time flows on
It changes everything
It transforms all the world
'Til nothing known still remains
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LITTLE BOY MELVIN RIDES AGAIN
You became worse than your parents
So smug and comfortable
Nestled in your bourgeois blanket
Consumer infant world
Snuggle bugs in Eddie Bauer
Drool saliva sweet
Got your blankie?
Here's your hankie--
Now snort out all your snot!
I stand atop the highest mountain
I sleep beneath the deepest sea
I crawl across eternal deserts
In my struggle to be free
Normal ninnies accomplish nothing
To fit in with the crowd
Normal ninnies aspire to blandness
And shop for plastic crap
I guess the world needs normal ninnies
To watch crappy TV shows
I guess the world needs normal ninnies
To stink up all the air
I stand atop the highest mountain
I sleep beneath the deepest sea
I crawl across eternal deserts
In my struggle to be free
(Tenor Saxophone Chorus)
Weakling normals out window shopping
Got no fuckin' brains at all
They shop for crap and eat the plastic
TV is their whore
Emote and whimper like weakling babies
Afraid to be alone
Life is easy when you're a plastic ninny
Who worships money, mobs, and rules
I stand atop the highest mountain
I sleep beneath the deepest sea
I crawl across eternal deserts
In my struggle to be free
(Tenor Saxophone Outro Chorus)
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CHRISTINA'S LULLABY
03:47
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CHRISTINA'S LULLABY
Lay amidst the sands
My bird
My only final dying bird
Christina's lullaby
O my
Made me wanna die
All my longing
All of my hopes and yearning
All of my dreams and visions
Have scattered on the western wind
A crystal champagne glass
Crashed hard
Against the jagged ocean rocks
I crawled into myself
And slept
For ten million years
All my longing
All of my hopes and yearning
All of my dreams and visions
Have scattered on the western wind
(Electric Guitar Melody Verse)
I wake up from a dream
It seems
I've died and gone to Hell
I wake up in a scream
It seems
I'm locked inside my death
All my longing
All of my hopes and yearning
All of my dreams and visions
Have scattered on the western wind
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TAKE A SHIT ON ME
02:54
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TAKE A SHIT ON ME
Take a shit on me
Take a shit on me
I won't be free
Until you torture me
And stomp me down
Into the ground
Take a shit on me
Take a shit on me
Why don't you kick my ass?
Why don't you kick my ass?
Come on and kick my ass
All across the yard
To show the world
You're the man in charge
Come on and kick my ass
Why don't you kick my ass?
All the tyrants of the world
Always kill us every day
We gotta rise on up
And blast them down
And feed their bloody corpses
To our starving dogs
Come on and torture me
Why don't you torture me?
Come on and torture me
In your dungeon cell
As I writhe and bleed
In your despot's Hell
Come on and torture me
Why don't you torture me?
All the tyrants of the world
Always kill us every day
We gotta rise on up
And blast them down
And feed their bloody corpses
To our starving dogs
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SONG OF THE TIGER
04:16
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SONG OF THE TIGER
I have been crawling in this desert so long
That I'm no longer human
I've grown fierce tiger eyes
I scan the horizon with gold-speckled eyes
I stand here awaiting the end of the world
And I smile for awhile
But my smile soon descends into a growl
And the lies that you told me
Are the lies with which I burn down your world
You have deceived me
For so many years
That I no longer listen
To the crap that you say
You incessantly babble
But your babble means nothing
I stand on the outside
Observing your games
And I smile for awhile
But my smile soon descends into a growl
And the lies that you told me
Are the lies with which I burn down your world
(Spoken Interlude):
You promised me ethereal beauty
But instead you handed me stale dogshit
When I spoke up in protest
You yelled at me to sit down and shuttup
Now you know why I have come to kill you
I am the tiger that ripped out Roy's jugular
And you are the one
On whom next I will pounce
Tread ever softly
You son of a bitch
My fangs will soon gore you
In a flood of your blood
And I smile for awhile
But my smile soon descends into a growl
And the lies that you told me
Are the lies with which I burn down your world
Out in the desert
No one can control you
No one enslaves you with their stupid-ass rules
Sad heavy twilight
Steals through my desert
Quintillion hot stars
Burn in my night
And I smile for awhile
But my smile soon descends into a growl
And the lies that you told me
Are the lies with which I burn down your world
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YOUR STUPID FRIENDS
02:48
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YOUR STUPID FRIENDS
Your stupid friends
Hang on the corner
Wasting what lives they have
Hear how they blabber
See how they posture
But they don't accomplish much
I would have treated you nice
But you acted as cold as ice
Then I saw you, drunk at the bar
With your stupid friends
What wasted days
Such empty nights
Find you bound with the same old crowd
They like to fight, they like to drink
They always lie but they never think
O how could you be so dumb
Wasting all of your time with scum?
And when you arrive at the end of your life
What will your tombstone read?
Your stupid friends
Some bought the good life
Like the smug adults that they are
Bracelets of gold and a sailboat
And a bright new shiny car
They wasted afternoons at the mall
Buying crap which means nothing at all
What do they have to show
For all their wasted time?
Your stupid friends
Carry on
Like they're still back in Junior High
Soap opera intrigue and empty gossip
Take the place of real life
I would have treated you nice
But you acted as cold as ice
And then I saw you, drunk at the bar
With your stupid friends
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