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i wanna be the moon
03:10
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i wanna be the moon
in the dead of night i'll shine my light
so you know everything's gonna be all right
i wanna be the moon
i like to be alone
it's scary to see you falling for me
i wish that i could be
i wanna be the moon
cause i like you
i really do
i like you
but all of your love
your kisses and hugs
don't fix what's bugging me
so i wanna be the moon
and when you're feeling blue
i'll shine my light on you
i wanna be the moon
cause i like you
i really do
i like you
and i can't make you cry
from way up in the sky
and that's the reason why
i wanna be the moon
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2. |
the ren and stimpy show
02:47
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i like that you like the same cartoons that i do
we have such similar taste in children's media
you know what they say about how art can imitate life
well they were right
and our lives are a whole lot like
the ren and stimpy show
it's the ren and stimpy show
oh what do you know, it's a brand new episode!
of the ren and stimpy show
now between you and me
you are ren and i am definitely stimpy
i say some silly shit then you call me an idiot
then we brush our teeth and go to sleep in the same bed
it's the ren and stimpy show
it's the ren and stimpy show
oh what do you know, it's a brand new episode!
of the ren and stimpy show
we are the best of friends
although it seems a little weird that we're together
but you're gonna see, we'll be happy you and me
oh so happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy joy joy
just like in the ren and stimpy show
it's the ren and stimpy show
oh what do you know, it's a brand new episode!
of the ren and stimpy show
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the daughter of the fish and the ram
said "i am who i am
and what i am is a freak
of nature"
the daughter of the ram and the fish
always had one secret wish
that someone would love her
someday
but who could love someone with scales and horns
a girl who was cursed since the day she was born
she cried and she whined and she hated herself
she said "maybe if i tried i could be someone else"
so the daughter of the fish and the ram
visited a magical clam
the oldest and wisest creature
in the sea
she said "magical clam, take pity
i only want to be pretty"
and the clam scratched his shell
and he told her
"i will give you this magical pearl
it'll grant any wish that you have in the world
but even the magic that i possess
can never bring you true happiness"
("you gotta take care of that yourself" said the clam)
so the power of the magical pearl
turned her into a beautiful girl
and she swam ashore
and crawled up on dry land
but all of the people she met
said "why is this girl soaking wet"
and they laughed at her
and they called her weird
sure she might not have been ugly anymore
but she was just as lonely as she was before
so crying the girl fled back to the sea
and she asked the clam "why won't your magic work on me"
the clam in his wisdom replied
"it's the person you are inside
that's the problem
my dear"
"sadly, you were doomed from the start
there's an incurable longing in your heart
and not even magic
can fix that"
"cause you miss the ocean when you're on land
and when you're in the water you miss the sand
trust me my darling take this time to roam
cause no one you meet is gonna make you feel like you're home"
so even though she didn't really like it
she took the clam's advice
and set out on a journey
all by herself
and all of the wonders she saw
filled her with humility and awe
and she felt right at home
wherever she roamed
her hooves let her climb to the highest peaks
and her gills let her swim to the bottom of the sea
and they still called her strange but she didn't really mind
she was strange, she was strong, she was doing just fine
the daughter of the ram and the fish
still hasn't gotten her wish
but not all of us do
maybe someday she'll find
somebody curious and kind
to wander with her
but til then she's okay with just being alone
some things you just have to find on your own
sorry if my story leaves something to be desired
my fins are so sore and my hooves are so tired
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4. |
i'm too shy
03:25
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i'm freaking out
i don't know what to talk about
i'm losing my mind, so i hope you're fine
with just sitting around
i wish i knew
what to say to you
i can't cope and this silly hope
is all i'm hanging onto
i'm too shy
and i get so down
when you're not around
for goodness sake
why does my heart always break
when i see you go, i don't really know
what difference it makes
i'm too shy
and i get so down
when you're not around
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5. |
bad at math
03:08
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physics was too confusing for me
and i don't get chemistry
i almost failed geometry
which is funny, cause i'm really good at art
but that only goes so far
cause all the people around me are
a great big mystery
and i think that that must be
cause i'm bad at math (i'm so bad at math)
and i don't understand anything at all
your car, your dog and all your clothes
your fingers and your toes
your skin and teeth and bones
everyone, from everywhere
every single strand of hair
and it kinda makes me scared
cause they're all made of math equations
but i just don't have the patience to solve them all
cause i'm bad at math (i'm so bad at math)
and i don't understand anything at all
i used to think that i was stupid
cause of all the things that you said
but i was being too hard on myself
because some of the most brilliant minds
can't even draw a straight line
and that's completely fine
so be sure to give yourself a rest
cause you can't always be the best
and i'm the worst at math
i'm bad at math (i'm so bad at math)
and i don't understand anything
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6. |
hello world
03:38
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hello world
it's been so long since i last heard from you
i haven't said a word to you
in a long, long time
hello world
you've changed so much since i last saw you
funny how time will do that to you
is there any rhyme or reason to you at all
i feel so small
when i think of you
hello world
won't you please tell me what to do
hello world
i see you waiting outside my door
what do you keep coming round for
every day
hello world
so many times you've let me down
but you keep spinning round and round
anyway
do you care at all
i feel so small
when i think of you
hello world
won't you please tell me what to do
hello world
i feel like i'm about to freeze
it always comes as a surprise to me
when you get so cold
but i know that soon
the sun will come shining on through
and you'll feel just like new
maybe i'll feel like that too
but i feel so small
when i think of you
hello world
won't you please tell me what to do
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7. |
poison ivy grows
03:22
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there's poison ivy in the garden
poison ivy in the garden
climbing up the trees
eating up the happy flowers
dandelions in the yard
dozens of them growing wild
why don't i just pull the weeds
am i really such a coward
i used to spend so much time
wandering around outside
now i've got too much on my mind
now i've got too much on my mind
if you won't leave me alone
i hope poison ivy grows
i hope poison ivy grows
i hope poison ivy grows in your garden too
i spend hours, but i don't know
why my garden doesn't grow
who knows what the reason is
maybe i'm just a lousy gardener
i used to spend so much time
wandering around outside
now i've got too much on my mind
now i've got too much on my mind
if you won't leave me alone
i hope poison ivy grows
i hope poison ivy grows
i hope poison ivy grows in your garden too
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8. |
hold yourself tight
03:33
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sweet desert child
what are you going to do
sweet desert child
where will you go when everyone else has grown, sweet child
it's gonna be all right
you're not as doomed as you think you are
and when you get cold at night
hold yourself tight
no one else is going to
look up at that star that's just for you, sweet child
sweet desert child
where will you go when everyone else has grown
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9. |
funny
02:39
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if you see me, don't look my way
if you see me, please look away
it'd be better to look at the dirt
that's what i do when i see you
i went out to the park yesterday
i went out in the middle of the night and i climbed right onto the stage
and i raged
and i cried
oh, what a funny joke am i
if you see me, please look away
it's not that i hate you it's just that i'm funny these days
ha ha ha
i drove by the river today
i sat on the rocks and i thought funny thoughts
and i laughed and i laughed and i gasped and i cried
and i tried not to think of my love as a punchline
but i knew that the truth would catch up with me sometime
and oh, what a funny joke am i
oh, what a funny joke am i
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