Thelma and Louise 1991 PDF
Thelma and Louise 1991 PDF
THELMA& LOUISE
by
Callie Khouri
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SECONDDRAFT
April 4, 1990
April 4, 1990
DAY-1: scs. l - 14
NIGHT-1: scs • 15 - 39
DAY-2: . scs. 40 - 109
NIGHT-2: scs. 110 - 122
DAY-3: scs. 123 - 150
NIGHT-3: scs. 151 - 187
OAY-4: scs. 188 - 279
l.
1 INT. RESTAURANT
- MORNING(PRESENTDAY) l
3 INT. RESTAURANT
- MORNING 3
5 INT. RESTAORANT
- MORNING 5
LOUISE
(at pay phone)
I hope you're packed, little
sister, 'cause we are outta here
tonight.
LOOI SE ( V. 0. )
You mean you haven't asked him
yet? For Christ sake, Thelma, is
he your husband or your father?
It's just two days. For God's
sake, Thelma. Don't be a child.
Just tell him you're goin' with
me, for cryin' out loud. Tell him
I'm havin' a nervous breakdown.
Thelma has the phone tucked under her chin, as she cuts
out coupons from the newspaper and pins them on a
bulletin board already covered with them. We see
various recipes torn out from women's magazines along
the lines of "101 Ways to Cook Pork."
THELMA
He already thinks you're out of
your mind, Louise, that don't
. carry much weight with Darryl.
Are you at work?
LOUISE (V .O.)
No, I'm callin' from the Playboy
Mansion.
THELMA
I'll call you right ·back.
Thelma goes through the living room to the bott9m of
the stairs and leans on the bannister.
THELMA(cont'd)
(hollering again)
Darryl! Boney, you'd better hurry
up.
DARRYLcomes trotting down the stairs. Polyester was
made for this man, and he's dripping in "men's" jewel-
ry. He manages a Carpeteria.
DARRYL
(annoyed)
Damnit, Thelma, don't holler like
that! Haven't I told you ·t can't
stand it when you holler in the
morning.
THELMA
( (sweetly and coyly)
I I'm sorry, Doll, I just didn't
want you to be late.
(CONTINUED)
3.
6 CONTINUED: (2) 6
Darryl is checking himself out in the hall mirror, and
( it's obvious he likes what he sees. He exudes over-
confidence for reasons that never become apparent. He
likes to think of himself as a real lady killer. He is
making imperceptible adjustments to his over-moussed
hair. Thelma watches approvingly.
THELMA(cont'd)
Hon.
DARRYL
(still annoyed)
What.
THELMA
(she decides not
to tell him)
Have a good day at work today.
DARRYL
Uh-huh.
THELMA
Hon?
DARRYL
(as if he's trying
to concentrate)
What!?
· THELMA
(she's enjoying her
little game now)
You want anything special for
dinner?
DARRYL
No, Thelma, I don't give a shit
what we have for dinner. I may
not even make it home for dinner.
You know how Fridays are.
THELMA
Funny how so many people wanna buy
carpet on a Friday night. You'd
almost think they'd want to forget
about it for the weekend.
DARRYL
Well then, it's a good thing
( you're not regional manager and I
am.
(CONTINUED)
4.
6 CONTINUED: (3) 6
7 INT. RESTAURANT
- MORNING 7
Louise comes over and takes the phone out of his hand.
LOUISE
(to Albert)
Not this weekend, sweetie, she's .J
runnin' away with me.
(into phone)
Hi. What'd he say?
THELMA(V.O.)
What time are you gonna pick me
up?
LOUISE
You're kiddin'J Alright! I'll be
there around two or three.
THELMA(V .O.)
What kind of stuff do I bring?
LOUISE
I don't know. Warm stuff, I
guess. It's the mountains. I
guess it gets cold at night. I'm
just gonna bring. e~erything.
(CONTINUED)
s.
7 .CONTINUED: 7
r Okay. I will,
THELMA(V
too.
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LOUISE
And steal Darryl's fishin' stuff.
THELMA (V .O.)
I don't know how to fish, Louise.
LOUISE
Neither do I, Thelma, but Darryl
does it, how hard can it be? I'll
see you later. Be ready.
They both hang up.
7A EXT. RESTAURANT
- DAY 7A
9 CONTINUED: 9
10 INT. THELMA'SBEDROOM
- DAY 10
Thelma is still throwing stuff in, randomly now. She
talks to herself quietly the whole time. She is taking
stuff off of her nightstand, a small clock, fingernail
scissors, etc.
She opens the drawer of her nightstand. Her attitude
is purposeful: she looks as if she knows exactly what
she's doing; although, frankly, she has no idea, and
each decision is completely arbitrary. As she rifles
through it, plucking various items from among the
jumbled contents, we see there is a gun in there, one
Darryl bought her for protection. It is unloaded, but
there is a box of bullets. She picks up the gun like
it's a rat by the tail and puts it in her purse.
THELMA
(muttering to herself)
Psycho killers •••
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She grabs the box of bullets and throws them in, too.
She tries to close her suitcase, but there is stuff
hanging out all over the place. She stuffs things back
in the sides and heaves all her weight against the top.
ll CONTINUED: ll
THELMA
(rationally)
In ·case there's some escaped
psycho killer on the loose, who
cuts the electricity off and tries
to come in and kill us.
LOUISE
(going along with
her)
Oh yeah, sure, Thelma, that
lantern will be real handy. Maybe
we could tow your car behind, in
case he steals our spark plugs.
THELMA
We'd have to. That thing barely
makes it down the driveway.
They load. everything into the car. The trunk barely
closes. Thelma heaves all her weight agatnst it. They
get into the car and pull out of the driveway. As they
drive down the street, we hear Thelma let out a long
h~wl. She is laughing and she sticks her arms straight
up in the air.
12 CONTINUED: (2) 12
THELMA(cont'd)
••• never mind.
A huge semi-tanker carrying gas passes them on the
highway and HONKS. The mud flaps are the shiny
silhouettes of naked women. There is a bumper sticker
on the back that says: "Lick you all over -- ten
cents."
THELMA
(cont'd)
(smiling)
One of your friends?
Thelma is watching herself in the side mirror, pretend-
ing to smoke a cigarette.
THELMA'SPOV OF A SIGN alongside the road that reads
"See you in church on Sunday!"
Thelma pushes in the lighter and waits for it to pop
out. Louise gives her a sidelong glance, but does not
say anything.
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I'll
THELMA
never make it.
ATTENDANT
There's a place straight down this
road. It's got real good food.
It's a bar, but they got good
stuff. And it's Friday. They got
a band playin' there, too. You
ladies like to dance?
LOUISE
None of your business. How much?
AT'l'ENDAN'l'
Eleven.
Louise gives him the money. He is smiling at Thelma.
('cont'd)
ATTENDANT
I get off in an hour.
Louise starts the car and drives away.
THELMA
Can't we go? Just for a few
minutes?
LOUISE
We're not gonna get to the cacin
till after dark as it is, Thelma.
THELMA
(whining)
Then what difference does it make
if we stop? Come on. I never get
to do stuff like this.
Louise realizes that Thelma is going to revert to a
teenager and continue whining unless she gives in.
LOUISE
Alright, but I really don't want
to stay long.
16 CONTINUED: 16
·~. LOUISE
' (laughing)
Alright •••
(to Waitress)
I changed my mind. I'll have a
margarita with a shot of Cuervo on
the side, please.
THELMA
Yeah!
As the Waitress leaves, a MANcomes over with a chair
which he pulls up to the table and straddles backwards.
He is in his late-40's, heavyset, his face is shiny in
the neon light.
MAN
Now what are a couple of Kewpie
dolls like you doin' in a place
like this?
LOUISE THELMA
(coldly) (real friendly)
.t,\indin' our own Well, we left town for
business, why the weekend 'cause we
don't you try it. wanted to try and have a
good time. And because
Louise here is mad
because her boyfriend
won't call her while
he's out on the road •••
Louise kicks Thelma under the table.
THELMA
(quieter)
We just wanted to get somethin' to
eat.
MAN
Well, you come to the right place.
~ou like chili? They got good
chili.
The Waitress returns with Louise's drink.
WAITRESS
Harlan, are you botherin' these
poor girls?
HARLAN(MAN)
Hell no. I'm just bein' friendly.
(CONTINUED)
13.
16 CONTINUED: ( 2) 16
WAITRESS
(making eye contact
with Louise)
It's a good thing they're not all
as friendly as you.
Louise understands.
THELMA
Your name's Harlan? I got an
uncle named Harlan!
HARLAN
You do? Is he a funny uncle?
'Cause if he is, then he and I got
somethin' in common.
Harlan laughs. Thelma laughs, too, but doesn't really
get the joke. Louise does not laugh.
LOUISE
(to Harlan)
I don't mean to be rude, but I've
got something I need to talk to my
friend about. In private. And
(~ this is the first chance we've
had •••
HARLAN
Aw, I understand. I didn't mean
to bother ya.· It's just hard not
to notice two such pretty ladie~
as yourself.
(standing, to Thelma)
You better dance with me before
you leave, or I'll never forgive
ya.
THELMA
(friendly)
Oh, sure. That'd be fun.
Harlan leaves, then:
THELMA(cont'd)
Jeez, Louise, that wasn't very
nice.
LOUISE
Can't you tell when somebody's
hittin' on you? God, don't tell
me you're that naive.
(CONTINUED).
14.
16 CONTINUED: ( 3) 16
.·?F'- THELMA
(
So what if he was? Nothin' was
gonna happen. I'm not naive.
It's just all your years of
waitin' tables has made you jaded,
that's all.
LOUISE
Maybe. I just didn't like the way
he was lookin' at you. He was
makin' me nervous.
THELMAI
Well, just relax, will ya. You're
makin' me nervous.
Thelma knocks back her shot of Wild Turkey and holds up
her glass to the Waitress to bring her another one.
The Waitress sees her and nods. She turns back to face
her friend.
THELMA.(cont'd)
So, Jimmy still hasn't called .yet?
LOUISE
(trying not to
seem upset)
No. He's supposed to get back
tonight. And when he does, he's
gonna find me gone. Give him a
taste of his own medicine. See
how he likes it.
(now she's upset)
Asshole.
.THELMA
(sympathetically)
I'm sorry, Louise. I know you're
all upset, and here I am not even
thinkin' about you. It's just I'm
so excited to be out of the house,
I guess.
(pause)
I wonder if Darryl's home yet.
"LOUISE
(wistful)
I wonder if Jimmy's gotten back.
THELMA
( Why don't you tell him to just get
lost once and for all?
(CONTINUED)
LS.
16 CONTINUED: (4) 16
( LOUISE
Why don't you ditch that loser
husband of yours?
They both drift off momentarily, contemplating their
domestic problems, until the Waitress comes over:
WAITRESS
(rolling her eyes)
This one's on Harlan.
Thelma looki oier at the bar where Harlan is grinning
at her, making dancing motions. She smiles and waves
at him. Her face becomes serious again as she turns
back to Louise.
THELMA
Well, look. Don't be such a
gloomy gus. Jimmy'll come in off
the road, you won't be there,
he'll freak out and call you a
hundred thousand times, and Sunday
night you'll call him back and, by
Monday, everything will be back to
normal.
Thelma's mind goes too fast for her mouth, and the
speed at which she speaks can be staggering. Louise is
used to it. Louise smiles wistfully at Thelma's
assessment of the situation.
LOUISE
(looking dejected)
Yeah, I guess •
. THELMA
In the meantime, you said we were
gonna have some fun. So let's
have some!
She again drinks her whole shot of Wild Turkey and
holds up her glass, as the BANDstrikes up a lively
tune. P~actically the whole place "whoops" and heads
for the dance floor. Louise drinks her shot of tequila
and holds up her glass, too.
17 LATER 17
Thelma is dancing with Harlan and has been for quite a
while. Louise has been dancing with a quiet guy named
Dan. Thelma is breathless, drunk and giggly. She
holds a beer bottle in one hand. She is laughing a lot
about nothing, and Harlan is studying her closely.
Louise notices this.
(CONTINUED)
16.
17 CONTINUED: 17
LOUISE
(over the noise}
Thelma, I'm gonna hit the little
girls' room, and then we gotta hit
the road.
THELMA
(eyes closed,
swaying with the
music)
Ready when you are.
Louise heads off to the bathroom.
THELMA(cont'd)
{eyes still closed)
Louise, I'm gonna come with you.
(she gets a funny
look on her face}
I don't feel so good.
She stumbles a step and drops her beer bottle.
Louise is heading towards the bathroom, where there is
a line of at least fifteen women in front of her.
( HARLAN
(catching Thelma,
copping feels)
Oopsy-doopsy. We need to get you
some· fresh air, little lady.
He steers her towards the door.
Louise leans against the wall, waiting in line.
CUT TO:
HARLAN
What's wrong?
THELMA
( Stop.
(CONTINUED)
17.
18 CONTINUED: 18
HARLAN
r What for?
THELMA
I'm spinning.
20 INT. BATHROOM
- NIGHT 20
26 LOUISE 26
27 27
is pulling at Thelma's clothes.
(CONTINUED)
19.
27 CONTINUED: 27
Thelma gets one of her arms free and hits him hard in
( the face. He hits her back and grabs her face,
squeezing it hard.
HARLAN
Don't you hit me! Don't you
fucking hit me!
There is no trace of friendliness in his face now. He
looks mean and dangerous. He lets go of her face and
pins her arms behind her. He holds both of her arms
with one hand.
HARLAN(cont'd)
You just shut up.
With his free hand, he reaches down and starts to pull
her dress up. Thelma is still struggling and there are
tears running down her face.
THELMA.
(reasoning with him)
Don't hurt me. Harlan. Please.
HARLAN
(mean}
( Shut up.
He turns her around, pushing her face down onto the
back of the car. He holds both her arms in one hand
and continues pulling her dr.ess up over her hips. He
starts to undo his pants as we hear the CRUNCHof
gravel.
LOUISE (O.S.)
(calmly)
Let her go. ·
HARLAN
(mean)
Get lost.
THELMA
Louise!
TIGHT SHOT of the barrel-of Thelma's gun being pressed
into the nape. of Harlan's neck. Louise's thumb pulls
back the hammer.
LOUISE
( (calmly)
Let her go, you fat fucking
asshole, or I'm going to splatter
your ugly face all over this nice
car.
(CONTINUED)
20.
27 CONTINUED: (2) 27
HARLAN
(scared)
Now, calm down. We were just
havin' a little fun.
Louise glances at Thelma. Thelma shakes her head no.
LOUISE
Looks like you've got a real
fucked-up idea of fun. Now turn
around.
Louise starts to back away, but the gun is still close
to his face. His pants are undone in the front. She
is still backing away with the gun raised. Thelma is
inching away as well.
LOUISE (cont'd)
Just for the future, when a
woman's crying like that, she's
not having any fun.
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Louise lowers the gun and stares
Then she turns and walks away.
at him for a second.
Thelma does, too.
HARLAN
(angry, pulling
up his pants)
Bitch. I should have gone ahead
and fucked her.
Louise stops in her tracks.
LOUISE
What did you say?
HARLAN
(smiling, arrogan~)
I said suck my cock.
Louise takes two long strides back towards him, raises
the gun and FIRES a bullet into his face. We hear his
body BIT the gravel parking lot. LOUISE'S POV. The
car behind him is splattered with blood. Thelma and
Louise are both silent. We heat the SOUNDof the
nightclub in the distance. Louise lowers the gun.
( THELMA
(stunned)
Oh my God.
(CONTINUED)
21.
27 CONTINUED: (3) 27
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LOUISE
calm,
emotionless}
Get the car.
THELMA
Jesus Christ, Louise, you shot
him.
LOUISE
Get the car!
Thelma runs to get the car.
LOUISE (cont'd}
(quietly, to herself)
You watch your mouth, buddy.
Thelma comes careening up in reverse. Louise hops in
and Thelma PEELS OUT, spraying gravel. As they speed
out of the parking lot back to the road, we hear MUSIC
blaring from the nightclub. They hit the main road
with tires SQUEALING.
LOUISE (cont'd)
r Get back to the interstate.
Louise lifts her hand and notices she is still holding
the· gun.
THELMA
(panicked, trying
to stay calm)
Shit! I ••• I, which way?
LOUISE
(dazed)
West. Left.
THELMA
(carefully)
Louise.
Louise does not answer.
THELMA(cont'd)
Louise. Where are we going?
LOUISE
(shaking)
I don't know, Thelma! I don't
know! Just shut up a minute so I
can think.
Thelma starts to cry quietly.
LOUISE (cont'd)
(slightly hysterical)
. Oh my God. Oh my God.
THELMA
(trying to think
straight)
Shouldn't we go to the cops? I
mean, I think we should tell the
police.
LOUISE
(snapping)
Tell them what!? What, Thelma?
What do you think we should tell
them?
THELMA
(crying)
I don't know. We just tell 'em
what happened.
LOUISE
Which part?
THELMA
All of it. That he tried to rape
me.
LOUISE
(sharply)
Only about a hundre_d people saw
you cheek to goddamn cheek with
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him all night, Thelma! Who's
gonna believe thatl? We just
don't live in that kind of a
world.
(CONTINUED)
23.
29 CONTINUED: ( 2} 29
31 EXT. TRUCKSTOP/RESTAURANT
- NIGHT 31
The green '66 T-Bird pulls into a modern truck stop and
parks. Louise turns to Thelma.
LOUISE
We gotta be inconspicuous. Do you
know what that means?
THELMA
Yes.
LOUISE
It means you don't talk to
anybody. You don't draw attention
to yourself in any way. Do you
understand that?
Again, she twitches more than nods.
LOUISE (cont'd)
Tell me you understand that.
Thelma nods more firmly now. She understands.
VARIOUSPOV SHOTSof truck drivers seeing Thelma and
Louise wind their way towards the restaurant portion of
( the coffee shop. They look small and incongruous with
the surroundings.
32 CONTINUED: 32
LOUISE
(sharply)
If you weren't so concerned with
having a good time, we wouldn't be
here right now.
THELMA
Just what is that supposed to
mean?
LOUISE
It means shut up, Thelma.
THELMA
So this is my fault, is it.
Louise looks at Thelma for a long time.
LOUISE
Just shut up.
The waitress comes and fills their coffee cups.
33 CONTINUED: 33
HAL
Who do you think did it?
LENA
Bas anybody asked his wife? She's
the one I hope did it.
HAL
Lena~ just cut the bullshit, will
ya? Do ya have any ideas or don't
ya? I been standin' in this
stupid parkin' lot all goddamn
night, and I still got to go file
a report before I can go home in
time to get back up again!
LENA
Well, if I had to guess, I'd say
it was either some ol' gal, or
some ol' gal's husband. But it
wasn't either one of those two.
The tall one, the redhead, she
left a huge tip.
HAL
You didn't happen to notice what
kind of car they were driving?
LENA
It's _a nightclub, not a drive-in,
Bal. I don't follow the customers
to the parking lot.
HAL
Alright, Lena. Go on home. We
might have to call you in for some
more questioning.
Lena gets out of the back of the car.
LENA
Those girls are not the murderous
type.
34 CONTINUED: 34
THELMA(cont'd)
I ••• Sorry.
THELMA
Thanks. I'll try later.
She hangs up and goes into the bathroom. As the door
closes behind her, Louise comes up with a handful of
change and starts putting it into the phone. She dials
a number. It RINGS for a long time. She hangs up and
goes into the bathroom. She looks at herself in the
mirror. She notices a tiny speck on her cheek. She
takes a paper towel and wets it and rubs the spot. She
looks at the towel and there is a bright red streak.
LOUISE
(urgently)
Come on, Thelma!
(CONTINUED)
28.
39 CONTINUED: 39
41 CONTINUED: 41
LOUISE
Hmmm. We gotta get some money.
43 CONTINUED: 43
LOUISE
You could help me try and figure
it out! I gotta figure out what
to do, and you could ,lly and help
me.
THELMA
I suggested we go to the police,
but you didn't like that; so,
frankly, Louise, I'm all out of
ideas.
LOUISE
Well, what's the big rush, Thelma?
If we just give 'em some time,
they'll come to us! ••• Oh Christ.
Listen, I ••• I just don't know
what to do. Why don'.t you go out
to the pool or something and I'll
figure it out ••• I'm just not
ready to go to jail yet.
THELMA
Give me the keys.
( LOUISE
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You're not touchin' that car.
THELMA
My stuff's in the trunk! God!
You care more about that car than
you do about most people.
LOUISE
Most people just cause me trouble,
but that car always gets me out of
it.
46 CONTINUED: 46
She stops, then decides to go on to the pool. She lies
down in a lounge chair facing the road.
51 CONTINUED: 51
t,'OUISE
(regaining composure)
Hi; I'm okay. How are you? tong
time no see.
JIMMY (V .O.)
(concerned)
Louise, honey ••• Where are you?
You sound funny.
Louise is still looking at herself in the mirror, as if
she 1 s never seen herself before.
LOUISE
I am funny. I 1
m real funny.
JIMMY (V.O.)
Are you in town? This sounds long
distance •.
LOUISE
No, I'm out of town. I 1 m in •••
I'm in real deep shit, Jimmy.
Deep shit Arkansas.
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JIMMY (V .O.}
(now very concerned)
Louise, just tell me what the hell
is going on here! I come back,
nobody knows where you are. Is
Thelma wi'th you? Darryl's been
callin' here every half-hour
sayin' he's gonna kill you both
when you get back, he's goin'
nuts. I don't envy her if she is.
57 CONTINUED: 57
JIMMY (V.O.)
I know. Call me back. Louise, I
love you, okay?
LOUISE
Okay.
LOUISE
(bellowing)
Come on, Thelma! Get in the car!
Thelma bolts upright and grabs her sundress and dashes
to the car. She jumps in over the door. She's in a
mild state of shock.
THELMA
Did you finish thinking?
LOUISE
I think better when I drive.
Louise PEELS OUT of the parking lot.
59 CONTINUED: 59
( HAL
Alright.
MAJOR
Somebody's butt is gonna barbecue.
61 CONTINUED: 6l
( LOUISE
(quietly, to Thelma)
Thelma, I'm going to Mexico. I
think I can make it in two and a
half days, but I'm going to have
to haul ass. Are you up to
this? I mean, I have to know.
This isn't a game. I'm in deep
shit. I gotta know what you're
gonna do.
THELMA
(stunned)
I ... I don't know. I don't know
what you're askin' me.
LOUISE
(serious)
Don't you fall apart on me.
Goddamnit, Thelma. Every time we
get in trouble, you go blank or·
plead insanity or some such shit,
and this time ••• Not this time.
Everything's changed now••• Now
you can do whatever you want. You
can catch a bus, whatever, but I'm
going to Mexico. I'm going. Are
you coming with me?
Thelma is staring down the road. She does not •nswer.
Then:
THELMA
I think he does. Fool around.
64 CONTINUED: 64
on the wall is the symbol of the FBI and "Federal
Bureau of Investigation" is spelled out underneath
it. The Man walks into an office and hands several
sheets of "fax" paper, including police sketches of
Thelma and Louise, to a MANsitting behind a desk. The
Man looks questioningly at the Man who brought him the
papers.
MAX
I know. They're just wanted for
questioning for now.
66 EXT./INT. COUNTRY
STORE- DAY 66
Louise and Thelma pull up in front of an old store, the
kind with a wooden front porch, the kind that sells
bait and fl~nnel shirts. They enter the store and see
an OLD MAN behind the counter.
LOUISE
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\
Do you have a pay phone?
OLD MAN
'Round the side, by the restrooms.
Louise gets change while Thelma strolls around lpoking
at rubber worms and pickled pigs' feet. Louise goes
out to the phone.
68 - DAY
INT. JIMMY'S APARTMENT 68
JIMMY
Louise!
LOUISE
( Is that how you answer the phone?
(CONTINUED)
39.
69 CONTINUED: 69
JIMMY (V .O.)
JP"
, (on phone)
I got it. I was afraid I'd missed
you. I almost couldn't get a
check cashed. It's Saturday.
LOUISE
Who did it?
JIMMY (V .O.)
(on phone)
Friend of mine, owns a club.
Dickie Randall. You'd know him if
you saw him. His brother was in
your class. Terry.
LOUISE
You didn't say what it was for,
did you?
JIMMY (V .O.)
(on phone)
No, honey. I told hi~ I was
buyin' a car.
(serious)
What is it for?
LOUISE
(not responding to
the question)
Good. That was good. Where do I
go?
JIMMY (V .O.)
(on phone)
It's a place called Shaw's Siesta
Motel. The address is 1921 North
East 23. It's under your name.
(NOTE: Actual motel name will be determined by which
location we shoot.)
LOUISE
And what's the mysterious code
word?
JIMMY (V .O.)
(on pfione)
Peaches.
LOUISE
What?
JIMMY (V.O.)
( (on phone)
That's the code word. I miss you,
peaches.
Louise rolls her eyes and tries not to melt.
(CONTINUED)
40.
69 CONTINUED: ( 2 } 69
LOUISE
Okay, Jimmy. Thanks.
She puts her finger down on the receiver.
71 STORE - DAY
INT. COUNTRY 71
73 STORE - DAY
EXT. COUNTRY. 73
Thelma comes out of the front of the store. The store
is at a crossroads with a fair amount of vehicular
traffic.
LOUISE
Go call Darryl.
Thelma is walking towards the car. She puts her purse
in the front seat. She looks at Louise.
(CONTINUED}
41.
73 CONTINUED: 73
r· Call him?
THELMA
LOUISE
Call him. Don't tell him
anything. Tell him you're having
a wonderful time and you'll be
home.tomorrow night.
THELMA
Wi.11 I be?
LOUISE
I don't know. I won't be.
Thelma and Louise look at each other while this sinks
in.
74 THELMA 74
walks around to the side of the building to the phone.
She picks it up and dials.
( THELMA
Collect from Thelma.
75 EXT. STOREFRONT
- DAY 75
Louise goes into the store for a chocolate Yoohoo.
82 CONTINUED: 82
r \
THELMA
You're my husband, not my father,
Darryl.
(pleading)
Darryl, please •••
DARRYL
(interrupting)
That does itl That Louise is
nothin' but a bad influence. If
you're not back here tonight,
Goddamnit, Thelma ••• well, I just
don't wanna say •••
Neither one of them say anything for a moment.
DARRYL(cont'd)
Thelma?
85 EXT. COUNTRY
STORE - DAY 85
Thelma has tears running down her face and she is
watching the ground as she storms back to the car. So
she makes a loud grunt as she slams into someone that
she did not see. Both people are knocked back a few
steps from the force pf the collision.
HITCHHIKER
Whoa!
(extremely polite)
Excuse me! Miss, are you alright?
(
Thelma shakes her bead "yes," but tears continue. Ber
crying is silent.
(CONTINUED)
44.
85 CONTINUED: 85
HITCHHIKER(cont'd)
(very concerned)
Is there anything I can do?
Thelma shakes her head "no." She tries to control her
tears. She notices how blue his eyes are.
THELMA
No. Thanks. Sorry.
86 THELMA 86
collects herself as she walks back to the car. She
gets in and is drying her eyes, looking in the side
mirror. In the mirror she sees the Hitchhiker come
back around from the side of the building. Be is
several feet behind the car, and she watches him as he
removes his long-sleeved shirt and stuffs it into his
duffle bag. Now he is just in T-shirt and jeans. He
looks gqod. Really good. She watches in the mirror as
he picks up his stuff and heads towards the road. She
can see him as he's walking. He stops. He's thinking.
He heads over to the car.
( HITCHHIKER
Would you mind me asking which
direction you and your friend are
going? I'm trying to get back to
school and my ride fell through,
so I'm kind 0£ stuck. Are you
going my·way?
Thelma doesn't know what to do.
THELMA .J
86 CONTINUED: 86
HITCHHIKER
Well. Maybe we better not ask
her. But thank you anyway.
Now she wants him to come. He starts to walk away from
the car.
THELMA
Wel~, we can ask her. That won't
hurt.
Just then Louise comes out of the store. She sees
Thelma talking to this guy and, for one moment, stops
dead in her tracks as she takes this in, then continues
toward the car. Although her face is basically expres-
sionless, we see that it's possible she might kill
Thelma.
THELMA(cont'd)
Louise, this young man is on his
way back to school and needs a
ride, and I thought since •••
LOUISE
(interrupting)
It's probably not a good idea.
THELMA
(plaintively)
Louise.
The Hitchhiker just nods and starts walking towards the
road.
HITCHHIKER
Y'all have a nice day. Drive
safe.
The guy does seem really nice and Thelma is really
frustrated that Louise wouldn't give him a ride, but
decides not to confront her.
THELMA
See how polite he is? He was
r~ally nice.
Louise lowers the top and backs the car out. They
watch him walk away.
86 CONTINUED: (2) 86
face •.
CUT TO:
89 CONTINUED: 89
LOUISE
I'm sorry. I'm just not in the
mood for company right now. Here.
Take this map. I need you to find
all the secondary roads to Mexico
from Oklahoma City. I think we
should stay off the interstates.
We're too conspicuous.
THELMA
(taking map)
Well, it looks like we can get on
this road 81 that heads down
towards Dallas, then cut over
to •••
LOUISE
(interrupting)
I don't want to go that way. Find
a way that we don't have to go
through Texas.
THELMA
(looking at map)
Wait. What? You want to go to
Mexico from Oklahoma and you don't
want to go through Texas?
LOUISE
(determined)
It's crazy, I know, but I •.. you
know how I feel about ••• Just find
another ••• We're not going that
way.
THELMA
(getting upset)
I know, Louise, but we're running
for our livest Don't you think
you could make an exception just
this once!? I mean, look at the
map. The only thing between
Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas!
LOUISE
(getting flustered)
Please, Thelma, I know it sounds
stupid, but I just don't want to
get caught there. If something
happens and we get caught, I just
don't want it to be there. You
understand?
(CONTINUED)
48.
89 CONTINUED: (2) 89
THELMA
No, Louise. How come you never
said what happened?
LOUISE
(adamantly)
Thelma! I'm not gonna talk about
this! Now find another way or give
me the goddamn map and I will!
Louise is completely unreasonable on this subject and
Thelma is totally puzzled by Louise's reaction but is
reluctant to press her further.
. LOUISE (cont'd)
(visibly shaken) .
I ••• I just ••• I just don't think
it's the place I wanna get caught
for doin' something like ••• if you
. blow a guy's head off with his
pants down, believe me, Texas is
the last place you wanna get
caught! Trust me! Now, I said, I
don't wanna talk about it!!
r~
. Louise looks very shaken up. She keeps her eyes on the
road but she's holding the steering wheel so tightly,
her knuckles are white. She does not look at Thelma.
Suddenly she reaches over and locks her door. Thelma
flinches·imperceptibly at this gesture.
THELMA
(quietly)
Okay. We'll go around Texas to
get to Mexico. This is crazy.
/
49.
93 HER. BED 93
95 EXT. CROSSROADS
- DAY 95
97 INT. CAR 97
Thelma passing out beef jerky and Wild Turkey to Hitch-
hiker and Louise. ·
so.
98 EXT. THELMA'SHOUSE- DAY 98
Hal's unmarked detective car pulls up in front of
Thelma's house. A Corvette, completely customized with
everything, sits in the driveway.
99 INT. CAR 99
Hitchhiker leans over resting his chin on the back of
the front seat.
THELMA
So, J.D., what are you studying in
school?
J.D.
Human nature. I'm majoring in
behavioral science.
LOUISE
(cynically)
And whaddya wanna be when ya grow
up?
J.D.
A waiter.
r
\ Darryl, that's
THELMA
my husband, he says
he's not ready. He's still too
much of a kid himself. He prides
himself on being infantile.
LOUISE
He's got a lot to be proud of.
THELMA
Louise and Darryl don't get along.
LOUISE
That's puttin' it mildly.
THELMA
She thinks he's a pig.
LOUISE
He's a real piece o' work. I wish
you could meet him.
J.O.
Did you get mar~ied real young?
THELMA
Twenty-four isn't young. I'd
already been goin' out with him
ten years when we got married.
I've never been with anybody but
Darryl.
J.D.
Well, if you don' mind my sayin'
so, he sounds like a real asshole.
THELMA
It's okay. He is an asshole.
Most of the time I just let it
slide.
J.O. is looking down the road, way off in the distance.
J.D.
Setter slow down. That's a cop.
Louise looks down the road and sees a highway patrol
car coming down the road towards them. She does not
look alarmed but veers off the road into a "rest area"
drive that has trees and shrubs that obscure the view
from the road.
She glides along as the cop car passes on the other
side without seeing them.
(CONTINUED)
52.
HAL
We1 re lookin'. They were on their
way to some guy's cabin and they
never showed up. We're lookin'.
We hope you're lookin' too.
r LOUISE
Nothing under peaches? Check
again under peaches.
WOMAN
Naw, nothin' under peaches
neither.
A MANcomes up ·behind Louise and stands close behind
her.
MAN(JIMMY)
Did you say Peaches!? Why that's
the secret word! Show her what
she's won, Don.
He drops an envelope in front of her. Louise is
startled and turns around quickly.
JIMMY (cont'd)
(smiling)
Hey, peaches.
LOUISE
(shocked)
( Oh my God! Jimmy! You ••• Oh my
Godl What are you doin' here?
JIMMY
(to Woman)
Can we get another room? Just put
it on my credit card.
The Woman hands them a key.
WOMAN
'Round to the back.
( Good answer.
THELMA
Same goes double for
me.
JIMMY
Who's your friend?
J.D. is climbing out of the car, looking very
uncomfortable.
THELMA
This is J.D. He's a student.
We're just givin' him a ride to •••
to here. Louise said we could
bring him here and then he'd have
to go. And that's what he's
doin'. He's goin'. Aren't you,
J.D.?
J.O.
Yup. Thanks for the ride. You
all take care. ~
LOUISE
Kind of.
(CONTINUED)
61.
116 CONTINUED: 116
JIMMY
Are you in love with him?
LOUISE
Jimmy, I swear to God, it's
nothin' like that.
JIMMY
(exploding)
Then what!? What, goddamnit,
Louiser-wheret'Fie fuck are you
going? Are you just leaving for
fucking ever? What, did you
fuckin' murder somebody or what!?
Louise spills her champagne.
LOUISE .
Stop it! Stop it, Jimmy, or I'll
leave right now. I'm not kiddin'!
Now just ask me no questions and
I'll tell you no liesl
J!MMY
(calming down)
Alright, alright. I'm sorry.
They both take a second to regain their composure.
JIMMY(cont'd)
Can I just ask you one other
thing?
LOUISE
Maybe.
Jimmy pulls a little black box out of his pocket.
JIMMY
Will you wear this?
He hands Louise the box. She opens it and it is a
diamond ·ring. Louise is flabbergasted.
JIMMY (con~'d)
Will you at least see how it fits?
LOUISE
Oh my Godl Jimmy, oh my••• it's
( beautiful! Oh my gosh. I can't
believe!
JIMMY
You didn't see that one comin',
did ya?
62.
r J.O.
Well, I was just down on my luck
and it seemed like somethin' I was
good at so r ...
THELMA
(interrupting)
No, I mean how would you do it?
Do you just sneak in real fast or
hide out till the store closes or
what?
J.O.
Naw, honey, that would be
burglary. I never got arrested
for burglary. Burglary's for
chicken shits. If you're gonna
rob someone, ya just have to go
right on up to 'em and do it.
Just take the money. That's
robbery. That's a whole 'nother
deal. ,
THELMA
Tell me.
. J.O.
Well, first you pick your place,
see, then I'd just sit back and
watch it for awhile. Ya gotta
wait for just the right moment,
which is something you know
instinctively, that can't be
taught. Then I'd waltz on in •••
J.D. jumps up and picks up a hair dryer and holds it
like a gun. He starts acting it out.
J.D. (cont'd)
And I'd say, "Alright, ladies and
gentlemen, let's see who'll win
the prize for keepin' their cool.
Simon says everybody lie down on
the floor. If nobody loses their
head, then nob9dy loses their
head. You, sir ••• You do the
honors. Just empty that cash into
this bag and you'll have an
amazing story to tell all your
friends. If not, you'll have a
( tag on your toe. You decide."
Then I'd split. Simple.
(CONTINUED)
66.
121 CONTINUED: (3) 121
r THELMA
My gosh, you sure were gentlemanly
about it.
J.D.
I've always believed if done
right, armed robbery doesn't have
to be a totally unpleasant
experience.
THELMA
God. You're a real live outlaw!
J.O.
I may be the outlaw, but you're
the one stealin' my heart.
THELMA
And smooth, boy, you are_smooth.
They kiss passionately.
THELMA(cont'd}
You're kinda the best thing that's
happened to me in a long time.
(
J.O.
You're a little angel, you are.
J.D. turns out the light.
r LOUISE (CONT'D)
And do you, Jimmy, take me,
Louise, to be your knuckleheaded
wife to have and to hold for the
rest of the night, through
richness and poorness and
breakfast at the coffee shop until
your plane leaves or it gets
light, whichever comes first?
Jimmy is silent for a moment.
JIMMY
I do , da r l in ' •
They smile and then the smiles fade and they kiss
passionately.
HAL
On what?
· SARAH
(trying to picture
it}
Well, maybe if they were trying to
hurt you or one of the kids. I'm
sure I could shoot someone if they
tried to hurt one of the children.
HAL
Yeah, I could too. But ••• I don't
know why I'm even asking you this.
It's just ••• we can't place
anybody at the scene but these two
gals that everybody swears is
sweet as pie.
SARAH
we1;, somebody's husband probably
got ol' Harlan.
( HAL
That's what everybody says. Only
problem is nobody's husband was
unaccounted for that night •••
Could you shoot Eddie in the
face? At point blahk range?
_n '1'Tl\1T
70.
l26 CONTINUED: ( 2} l26
r (thinking)
In the leg.
SARAH
HAL
(getting up)
I gotta go to Little Rock.
(CONTINUED)
71.
( LOUISE
(shaking her head)
I don't think I wanna hear what
you're gonna tell me.
Thelma is just about to shriek when the Waitress comes
over and puts a coffee cup on the table and pours some.
Thelma gets a grip on herself for a moment then loses
it as the Waitress goes away.
. THELMA
Oh my God, Louise!!! I can't
believe it! I just really can't
believe it! I mean ••• whoa!
Thelma is just laughing hysterically. Louise suddenly
understands.
LOUISE
Oh, Thelma. Oh, no.
THELMA
I mean I finally understand what
all the fuss is.about. This is
just a whole 'nether ball game!
LOUISE
(embarrassed)
Thelma, please get a hold of
yourself. You're making a
spectacle.
THELMA
(hurt and annoyed)
You know, Louise, you're supposed
to be my best friend. You could
at least be a little bit happy for
me. You could at least pretend to
be slightly happy that for once in
my life I have a sexual experience
that isn't completely disgusting.
LOUISE
I'm sorry. I am happy. I'm very
happy· for you. I'm glad you had a
good time. It's about time.
Where is he now?
THELMA
Taking a shower.
LOUISE
You left that guy alone in the
room?
(CONTINUED)
72.
They run across the parking lot around the back to the
room. The door is ajar and no one is in the room.
Louise goes in and Thelma stays outside the door.
THELMA
Goddamnit! I've never been
luckyt Not one time!
Louise comes back outside. She doesn't say anything.
She is stoic, fighting tear~.
THELMA(cont'd)
Shit. That little sonofabitch
burgled me. I don't believe it.
Louise sits down on the sidewalk in front of the room.
Thelma comes and sits beside her.· Neither one says
anything for a moment. Louise starts to cry.
THELMA(cont'd)
Louise? Are you okay?
Louise shakes her head no.
THELMA (cont'd)
(completely rattled)
(
;1#1'. Louise ••• It's okay. Louise? I'm
I sorry. I mean it.
Louise has seen the end of the tunnel and there i~ no
light.
(CONTINUED)
73.
~
132 INT. THELMA'SHOOSE- DAY 132
(
\
Police are tapping the phones, dusting for prints,
etc .• , while Darryl sits motionless in his recliner with
a dull expression on his face.
HAL
(to Darryl)
As you know, we've tapped your
phone. In the event that she
calls in.
Max comes up and joins them as they walk down the hall-
way.
MAX
We're going to leave someone here
at the house in the event that ·she
calls in. Someone will be here
until we find them.
HAL
The-important thing is not to let
on that you know anything. We
want to try and find out where·
r
\
they are.
too personal,
Now I don't want to get
good relationship
but do you have a
with your wife?
Are you close with her?
(CONTINUED)
75.
DARRYL
Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm as
close as I can be with a nut case
like that.
MAX
Well, if she calls, just be
gentle. Like you're happy to hear
from her. You know, like you
really miss her. Women love that
shit.
(CONTINUED)
77.
FADE IN:
138 INT. JIMMY'S APARTMENT
BUILDING- DAY 138
Jimmy is entering the apartment building, carrying his
overnight bag. Two men are sitting on the stairs.
They stand as he comes in. They are plainclothes
police •. They show their badges. He leaves with them.
LOUISE
For the first time in my life, I
wish this car wasn't green.
THELMA
Are you sure we should be driving
like this? In broad daylight and
everything?
LOUISE
No we shouldn't, but I want to put
some distance between us and •••
(shouting)
••• the scene of our last Goddamn
crime!
THELMA
Oooooweee!! You shoulda seen me!
Like I'd been doin' it all my
life! Nobody would ever believe
it.
LOUISE
You think you've found your
calling?
.TH!LMA
Maybe. Maybe. The call of the.
wild!
Thelma howls like a dog and drinks a little bottle of
Wild Turkey.
LOUISE
You're. disturbed.
THELMA
Yest I believe I amt
HAL
( Tell us about him.
JIMMY
Just some young guy. Around 20
years old. Dark hair.
Jimmy is really upset and has to really struggle to
control himself.
JIMMY (cont'd)
(trying to remember
him)
They said they'd picked him up
along the way. He was a student.
But he didn't look right.
Something wasn't right. But he
left when they got to the motel.
MAX
Do you understand that you may be
facing an accessory charge?
..
HAL .
This is serious, son. A man is
dead.
JIMMY
I knowl I'd tell you if I knew!
Goddamn! I know something
happened, or she wouldn't have
left. I'm trying to remember
everything! Find that fucking
kid. He probably knows something.
r (looking
JIMMY
closely)
It's him.
(CONTINUED}
82.
144 CONTINUED: 144
MAX
(clapping his hands)
Oh, happy day.
JIMMY
You gotta be kiddin' me. They
picked up a murderer?!
HAL
Armed robber.
JIMMY
Oh, great.
MAX
( to Hal)
They're flying him here right now.
He was picked up this morning for
parole violation. They also found
about six grand on him, so he
probably knocked over something
while he was out there. They can
drop him by here for questioning.
I'm so happy.
JIMMY
(overhearing)
How much cash did he have?
r- THELMA
I mean real!¥ mean girls,
(CONT'D)
and they
got her in the bathroom one day,
when they were supposed to be
cleaning the showers and the
meanest one ••• she gets Linda
Blair down on the floor and all
her friends are holdin' her down,
and this mean one has this mop
handle or this broom handle and,
oh my God, it was ugly. I mean,
she ••• oh my God.
Thelma is too grossed out to go on.
LOUISE
(also grossed out)
Thelma! They did nott Where did
you see this?
THELMA
On TV!
LOUISE
You did notl They did not show
that on TVl
THELMA
It was a damn movie-of the week, I
swear to God.
LOUISE
(shocked)
They can't show that!
THELMA
They didn't actually show it.
They'd show Linda Blair down on
the ground, screamin' and cryin',
and then they'd show the mean one
bearin' down pretty hard with this
broom handle and, oh my God •••
They both have the creeps.
. . LOUISE
Oh my God. That girl, Linda
Blair, she's had some weird stuff
•••. oh my God.
THELMA
They shouldn't show that kind of
stuff.
They are both quiet now. They both get very serious.
Louise pushes the accelerator to the floor and the car
STREAKSOFF down the road.
84.
147 EXT. STATE POLICE ~UILDING - DAY 147
J.D. arriving, handcuffed, at State Police building.
153 - NIGHT
INT. HALLWAY 153
Darryl tries the doorknob, but the door is locked.
r umm,yes.
J.C.
She was driving.
HAL
He said he took it to a motel in
Oklahoma City. He also says that
at that time he met a man. He
identified you through a series of
mug shots. He also told us that
you and Mrs. Dickinson seemed
"close." Is that true?
J.C.
You might say we had a meeting of
the minds, yes.
MAX
Did you know that Mrs. Dickinson
and Miss Sawyer are wanted in
connection with a murder?
J.C.
What!?
ffAL
Did either one of them ever
. \
MAX
Oh, definitely.
' J.D.
(·convinced)
Okay. Is somebody gonna write
this down?
THELMA
Darryl. It's me.
LOUISE
(chuckling)
I!ve been better.
HAL (V.O.)
,· You girls are in some hot water.
(CONTINUED)
92.
r
\ Yessir.
LOUISE
I know.
LOUISE
(angry)
You told that thievin' little shit
where we were goin'?l
Louise yanks open her car door, gets in and slams the
door and fires up the ENGINE. Thelma hops in quickly.
THELMA
(whining, defensive)
I just told him if he ever gets to
Mexico to look us up. I asked him
not to tell. I didn't think he
would tell anybody.
LOUISE
Why not?l What's he got to lose?
Other than my life's savings, that
is .. Shitl
Louise careens back onto the road.
( THELMA
I'm sorry. I mean I •••
Louise slams on the brakes.
(CONTINUED)
94.
OVERMUSIC FROMTAPE:
Thelma is sipping on a little Wild Turkey.
THELMA
Now what? ..
LOUISE
Now what what?
( THELMA
Whaddo we do?
LOUISE
(sarcastically)
Oh, I don't know, Thelma. I guess
maybe we could turn ourselves in
and spend our lives trading
cigarettes for mascara so we can
look nice when our families come
to visit on Saturdays. Maybe we
could have children with the
prison guards.
THELMA
(adamantly)
I'm not suggestin' thatl I'm
not goin' back. No matter what
happens. So don't worry about me.
Louise speeds.up.
Thelma hands Louise a little bottle of Wild Turkey and
she drinks it down. Thelma has one too.
THELMA(cont'd)
Can I ask you kind of a weird
question?
(CONTINUED)
96.
LOUISE
( Yeah.
THELMA
Of all the things in the world
that scare you, what's the worst
thing that scares you the most?
LOUISE
You mean now or before?
THELMA
Before.
LOUISE;
I guess I always thought the worst
thing that could happen would be
to end up old and alone in some
crummy apartment with one of those
little dogs.
THELMA
What little dogs?
LOUISE
You know those little dogs you see
people with?
THELMA
Like a €hihuahua?
LOUISE
Those, too, but you know those
little hairy ones? Those flat-
faced little fuckers with those
ugly goddamned. teeth?
THELMA
Oh yeah. You mean Peek-a-poos.
LOUISE
Yeah. Those. That always put the
fear of God in me. What about
you?
"THELMA
Well, to be honest, the idea of
getting old with Darryl was kinda
startin' to get to me.
LOUISE
I can see that.
(CONTINUED)
97.
THELMA
This is so beautiful.
LOUISE
(awestruck}
Gosh. It sure is.
THELMA
I always wanted to travel. I just
never got the opportunity.
LOUISE
You get what you settle for.
THELMA
What's that supposed to mean?
LOUISE
Nothin'. Keep a lookout for
UFO's.
They both look forward for another moment. And then,
at the same time, they look at each other, each taking
the other one in completely, in this moment. They're
saying everything to each other in this moment, but
their expressions don't change and they don't say a
word. Pat McLaughlin SINGS on the RADIO.
LOUISE
Lookt Look who it is, -Thelma.
I'll be darned. What's he doin'
way out here?
THELMA
Just ignore him.
Louise passes him and, as she does, he HONKS. They
look up and he is w~ldly pointing to his lap.
LOUISE
( Oh, Christ. I hate this guy.
THELMA
We should have just ignored him.
99.
190 - DAWN'
INT. JIMMY'S APARTMENT 190
Jimmy answers the phone.
JIMMY
Hello.
LOUISE (V .O.)
Hey, darlin'. Guess who?
( HAL
Okay, Miss sawyer. But please
talk to me. I want to help you.
LOUISE (V.O.)
(impatiently)
Then I'll call you back.
JIMMY ..
Okay. They're off over here •. I
can't believe this is happening.
( LOUISE ( V.O.)
Wild, isn't it? I just want to
say I'm sorry about all this. I
love you. I miss you. I'll love
you forever.
JIMMY
Same goes double for me, peaches.
PATROLMAN
(O.S.)
(over P.A.)
Turn off your engine.
Louise does. The PATROLMANgets out of his car and
approaches their car. He comes to the driver's side
window. It is rolled up.
PATROLMAN'S POV OF LOUISE smiling up at him. He ges-.
tures to her to roll her window down. She does.
LOUISE
(friendly)
Hello, Officer. Is there a
problem?
PATROLMAN
You.wanna let me see your license,
please?
r
'· Louise fumbles in her purse for her wallet, opens it
· and shows her license.
(CONTINUED)
105.
203 CONTINUED: 203
PATROLMAN
(cont'd)
You wanna take it out of your
wallet, please?
LOUISE
Oh yeah.
She does and hands it to him.
THELMA
I told you to slow down. Hell,
Officer. I told her to slow down.
LOUISE
(polite)
About how fast was I going?
PATROLMAN
About a hundred and ten. You
wanna step out of the car, please?
They walk to the back of the c~r. He notes the license
plate number.
PATROLMAN
(cont'd)
Is this your car?
LOUISE
Yes.
PATROLMAN
You wanna come with me, please?
Walk around and get in the car,
please.
LOUISE
In the back?
PATROLMAN
Front.
LOUISE
Am I in trouble?
PATROLMAN
As far as I'm concerned, yes,
ma'am, you are.
Patrolman gets in the driver's side. Be picks. up a
clipboard and clips Louise's driver's license to it.
Be picks up the hand mike for the radio and, as he
does, a hand with a gun comes in his car window. It.' s
Thelma and she puts the gun to his head.
(CONTINUED)
106.
r THELMA
(sincerely)
Officer, I am so sorry about this.
Could you let go of that?
He drops it.
THELMA(cont'd)
I really, really apologize, but
please put your hands on the
steering wheel. See, if you get
on that radio, you're gonna find
out that we're wanted in two
states and probably considered
armed and dangerous, at least I
am, then our whole plan would be
shot to hell. Louise, take his
gun.
Louise reaches over and takes his gun.
LOUISE
(apologetic)
I am really sorry about this.
THELMA
I swear, before yesterday, neither
one of us would have ever pulled a
stunt like this. But if you ever
met my husband, you'd know why I
just can't ••• You wanna step out
of the car, please?
(she opens the door
for him)
You wanna put your hands on your
head, please? _Louise, shoot the
radio.
LOUISE
What?
THELMA
Shoot the radio!
Louise SHOOTSthe car radio. The cop flinches with
each shot. ·
THELMA(cont'd)
(exasperated)
The police radio, Louise! Jesus!
Louise fires TWOSHOTS into the police radio. It
BLASTSall to hell.
(CONTINUED)
107.
Both cars are driving down the road. They come t·o a
huge rock formation along th~ side of the.road. They
drive around behind it.
108.
( Louise pulls the car back onto the road and they drive
away.
r LOUISE (CONT'D)
I don't want to see any more beef
jerky. It's drivin' me crazy.
The whole.car smells like it.
THELMA
It's good. It's what the pioneers
ate.
LOUISE
I don't care what the damn
pioneers ate. You just keep that
shit away from me, now I mean it.
Thelma puts down her bag.
LOUISE (cont'd)
And I don't want any more Wild
Turkey, either. It's burning a
hole in my stomach.
THELMA
Okay, okay ••• I've got some
tequila. You want some tequila?
( LOUISE
You do?
THELMA
Yeah, you want it?
LOUISE
Yeah.
Thelma starts to dig through her bag again.
THELMA
It's in here somewhere.
Louise is rubbing her face. She looks pretty bad. Her
hands are shaking.
LOUISE
(to herself)
Shit. I'm gettin' tired.
. THELMA
Are you alright?
Lou.'.se does not really seem alright.
~-
LOUISE
{upset)
I think I've really fucked.up. I
think I've got us in a situation
where we could both get killed.
(MOR~)
(CONTINUED)
112.
r-
,
LOUISE (CONT' 0.)
I mean, I don't know what's the
matter with me. I don't know why
we didn't just go straight to the
police.
THELMA
You know why. You already said.
LOUISE
What'd I say again?
THELMA
Nobody would believe us. We'd
still get in trouble. We'd still
have our lives ruined. And you
know what else?
LOUISE
What?
THELMA
That guy was hurtin' me. And if
you hadn't come.out when you did,
he'd a hurt me a lot worse. And
probably nothin' woulda ever
happened to him. 'Cause everybody
did see me dancin' with him all
night. And they woulda made out
like I asked for it. And my life
woulda been ruined a whole lot
worse than it is now. At least
now I'm havin' fun. And I'm not
sorry that son of a bitch is
dead. I'm only sorry that it was
you that did it and not me. And
if I haven't, I wanna take this
time to thank you, Louise. Thank
you for savin' my ass.
LOUISE
I said all that?
THELMA
No, Louise, you said the first
part." I said all the rest.
LOUISE
(tired)
Whatever.
113.
r Nol
LOUISE
(interrupting)
HAL (V.O.)
You want to come on in?
Louise thinks for a minute.
LOUISE
I don't think so.
r· LOUISE (CONT'D)
You think he's gonna consent to
some kinda death row wedding? I
don't wanna end up on the damn
Geraldo show.
They are both quiet for a moment.
LOUISE (cont'd)
He said they're gonna charge us
with murder.
THELMA
(making a ·face)
Eeuww.
LOUISE
And we have to decide whether we
want to come out of this dead or
alive.
THELMA
(exasperated)
Gosh, didn't he say anything
positive at all?
Louise STARTS the car. They lurch into reverse then
SCREECHforward as they tear off down the road.
THELMA
(concerned)
Louise, do you think we- should
change cars, get another car?
LOUISE
How do you suggest we go about
tbat? Steal one? You know how to
hotwire a car?'
THELMA
No.
( LOUISE
Well, don't worry. I'm sure
you'll figure it out.
117.
TRUCKER
Hi there! You alright?
THELMA
We're fine! How are you?
TRUCKER
Grrrreat!
LOUISE
Come talk to us.
(
231 INT. TRUCKCAB - DAY 231
r-
\ What?
THELMA(V.O.)
LOUISE (V.O.)
(smiling)
We've gone insane.
THELMA(V.O.)
Yup.
r POLICE (V .O.)
(on phone)
••• Abducted ••• shot up the
car ••• stole the officer's
weapon ••• tanker ••• blown up •••
terrorized •••
Max's face becomes troubled and more serious than we've
seen so far. -He looks at Hal as he hangs up the phone.
MAX
You're not even going to believe
this.
r
I
There are now two police cars behind them about half
mile back. They are going really fast.
a
LOUISE
We probably shoulda filled up the
car.before we blew up that truck.
THELMA
Why?
LOUISE
They'll probably catch us when we
have to stop for gas!
(CONTINUED)
129.
259 CONTINUED: 259
THELMA
Louise ••• no matter what happens,
I'm glad I came with you.
LOUISE
You' re crazy 1
THELMA
I know this whole thing is my
fault. I know it is.
Louise doesn't reply.
THELMA(cont'd)
If we get caught, which it looks
like the chances are pretty good
right now that we will, I have an
idea.
LOUISE
I hope to God it's a good one.
THELMA
Let's say I did it.
LOUISE
Did what?l
THELMA
Everything. Let's say I did
everything.
LOUISE
You didn't kill anybody, Thelma!
THELMA
I know, Louise, but let.' s just say
I did. It's close enough to the
truth t·o stick 1
LOUISE
That's the death penalty, Thelma!
Have you ever heard of the death
penalty?! You think I'm gonna let
you say that?! Oh, Christlll
THELMA
It's amazing, isn't it?
LOUISE
What is?
THELMA
How one-thing ••• one little •••
She can't think of the words.
LOUISE
• • • moment of weakness •••
THELMA
••• yeah ••• one little moment of
weakness, just one little slip •••
can just change everything.
Forever.
LOUI;.:.E
One little thing ••• We're never
gonna get out of this. You know
that, right? This is never gonna
be over.
(CONTINUED)
132.
THELMA
God, I don't know if I've got the
strength for this one.
LOUISE
(shaking her head)
I know I don't.
THELMA
(tired)
Then let's not.
LOUISE
What?
THELMA
Let's not get caught.
LOOISE
What are you talkin' about?
THELMA
(indicating the
Grand Canyon)
Go.
LOUISE
What?
r
\
Thelma is smiling at her.
THELMA
Go.
(CONTINO.ED)
134.
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They look at· each other, look back at the wall of
police cars, and then look back at each other. They
smile.
POLICE (O.S.)
(over loudspeaker)
This is the Arizona Highway
Patrol. You are under arrest.
You are considered armed and
dange~ous. Any failure to obey
any command will be considered an
act of aggression against us.
r (to Max)
Let me talk to 'em!
HAL
I can't
believe this!
MAX
(sternly)
We are way out of your
jurisdiction, now come on! Calm
down!
HAL
(under his breath)
Shit! I can't fucking believe
this!
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