“This is where the magic happens… or at least where I pretend it does.”
- Professional Overthinker: Why use one line of code when you could use 50 and call it innovative?
- Indie Hacker Dreamer: Building projects that I’m sure will change the world… just as soon as I remember to finish them.
- Software Engineer: Basically, I’m a digital janitor – cleaning up messes, mostly my own.
- 9:00 AM: Google “How to be a productive developer”
- 10:00 AM: Fix a bug, create three more in the process
- 11:00 AM: Stack Overflow browsing – because who actually remembers syntax?
- 12:00 PM: Lunch break (a.k.a. stare blankly at my code while eating)
- 2:00 PM: Debugging (50% of the time) and questioning life choices (the other 50%)
- If it compiles, ship it. Users will find any remaining bugs for you – free QA!
- DRY Code? Please, I thrive in a world of repeated code and chaos.
- Errors are just unexpected features: Clients don’t need to know it’s a bug.
- Bugs Squashed: I don’t count. Who has the time?
- Languages Mastered: Enough to confuse myself on a daily basis.
- Favourite Debugging Technique: Staring at the screen, hoping the bug gets bored and leaves on its own.
Honestly? Just drop a star and pretend to like my code. It’ll make me feel better while I search for new and creative ways to break things.
“Move fast, break everything, then blame the compiler.”
So, if you're here looking for clean, flawless code... uh, good luck with that. 😆