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See I was gonna upload this on Christmas day but then I realized everyone would be a bit busy...yknow with presents and family and junk...

so heres an early christmas present from Profan1ty Claus

I feel...dirty playing this

The music however is great and im about this close to setting the battle music as my ringtone

You say this as though i havent already failed 😔 

Well since im not a coward I did a video on it and I gotta say The Bandage warrior is defintely my favorite character so far

Yknow aside from the all the tiddy 

Alex were throwing hands I swear youve made a true abomination 

(Im joking..sorta)

Adam you sending me this was the highlight of my week and I know it took a while to make but I'm finally done with this terrifying masterpiece. It looks extremely promising and I really am surprised that my scared self got through it but I'm glad I did and now i'm looking forward to the rest of the game. Mostly I'm dying to know who that figure is and how the hell did you come across this government fortress!?!?

Really though this looks like a huge milestone for both of us so congratulations and thank you for giving me this oppurtunity.

This would be how NOT to have a Beach Date

         Step 1 don't date a girl named Karen 
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

I didnt mean to time this so well I just recorded it and then BOOM Duolingo becomes a meme IT JUST WORKS OUT

Ok so this isnt awful its actually pretty interesting it was just kinda hard to make a video on if im being honest

I still get nam flashbacks from the maz in VRchat I just couldnt do it.. I did try tho trust me

3/10 I expected coffee to get me into my coworkers sheets it did not...

(its the 2nd game)

Its the third game

I couldnt figure out the what is it 4th puzzle? sides I couldnt go on after THAT of all things scared me....

Bois and girls I do believe its time to finally fulfill our lifelong dream OF DESTROYING THAT PUSSY

No one can say im not a brave boi after this video NOBODY

(Tenome is the 2nd game)

The waifu wars have truly started people... Thats the only description I can give for this game

Im gonna fight you man

You cant be scarin people like that (Its the 2nd game btw)

Ok so im incompetent and couldnt figure out where to go but it freaked me out anyway cause I am a  scraed little boi

This has to be the best tutorial for how to be a youtuber ive ever seen ill be famous in a week thank you

You ever just play "capture the flag" to rob a bunch of monsters of their Playboi stash? 🤔 Ye I didnt think so

I couldnt even figure out how to win the game so I tacked another game on after it I did give it a shot though so heres that

https://youtu.be/t_UDWcb9PaY

Yknow a lot of people apparently dont even remember Noddy...I MEAN MAKES SENSE BUT DAAAAAMN NO ONE!?

If you remember Noddy like the video so I know the Noddy Gang is alive and kickin

Mission Success the babysitter has been smashed but I refuse to dash

This is such a cool little concept im glad I found it would definitely be down to play something like this again

Listen ya godzilla is a little picky and quite frankly Veronica wants an apology 😤 

(You may also want to take away his psychic powers HES DEADLY ENOUGH MAN) 

https://youtu.be/B-WsuNlzSVM

I didnt know this was an 18+ game right so I start playin the video game and the further I go the less I wanna play the video game 

but its a pretty good video game 

Regular game: i sleep

Game about being too tired to do anything: R E A L  S H I T? 

https://youtu.be/61d08qQvRzs

great game with some damn amazing music i just wish i hadnt let that one joke slip out...sorry bout that

ok seriously tho can we talk about buff boyz...

You are so welcome im just glad it made you smile i hope my cluelessness wasnt too bad though 😅

THE ANTS ARE INVADING THE ANTS ARE INVADING THE AN....wait..ANTS!?!?!?!?!?!?

CAn we just talk about how squidward got bodied

The title is all I need to say

https://youtu.be/5-n0hjzbF7A

Screaming was a mistake and I dont know why I did it 😅

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ok seriously tho why a tentacle arm...

Really enjoyed playin this violent little hack and slash even though I probably came nowhere near actually finishing it I still had a lot of fun with it

(and yes that thumbnail does mean im running out of ideas)

aay no problem it was fun to make 

And ill give the video a look over see whats up

Look I love the idea and im sure you've heard the whole controls and camera and whatever else thing a 1000 times YOU GET IT by now so Im gonna skip over that and say that I really am lovin the idea and heres the proof