Machete Kills (2013)

Charlie Sheen: Mr. President

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• Mr. President : You know Mexico. Hell, you are Mexico.

• Machete : I'm not interested.

  Mr. President : Motherfucker, I'm not asking if you're interested. I'm the President of the United fucking States, man.

• Mr. President : Machete, what's this I hear about you having Mendez in custody?

  Machete : Things got complicated.

  Mr. President : No shit! You were supposed to take him out, not give him a joyride on the Good Ship Lollypop! Damn it, I didn't recruit you for your sense of compassion. Machete kills. That's what he does! He doesn't save the bad guys! Now shoot that motherfucker!

  Machete : If he dies, you die. The missile is wired to his heart.

  Mr. President : Come again?

  Miss San Antonio : Machete, can it be disarmed?

  Machete : Only where it was made. VozTech.

  Mr. President : VozTech is the biggest weapons supplier to our military! You want to bring him all the way back to the fucking manufacturer?

  Machete : I need your help getting him across the border. This is a part of something big. I can feel it.

  Mr. President : Last time I sent a black op team into Mexico, they got dead and I got the Oval ass-fuck.

• [last lines] 

  Mr. President : I'm President Rathcock, and I approve this message.